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Kerosene19
May 7, 2007


Going back in time to some old school macros. 03/04 I believe.

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
http://yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com/

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

the gorilla kills me every time

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/iTCCrOF.gifv

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFXH0hnkaBw

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.
This thread is hosed. Bacon is good, I don't care how memey it is. Ribs and guac are good as hell too. smh

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

vyelkin posted:

Thanks millennials for inventing humour


Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

I can read much faster than I thought.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Captain Splendid posted:

I can read much faster than I thought.

I think it's called word squirting or something like that. I was hoping it would catch on but people don't want to get squirted in the eyeballs or something

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Edit wrong thread

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Snowy posted:

I think it's called word squirting or something like that. I was hoping it would catch on but people don't want to get squirted in the eyeballs or something

Porn has lied to me yet again.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

hobbies: makeng yu SQUART acrox the pagee ;)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Harsh truth for a whole lot of boys there.

I've never been to Britain but I could picture this being real somehow. The British seem to be repressed and immensely passive-aggressive, or extremely blunt and up-front with very little in-between.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



mind the walrus posted:

I've never been to Britain but I could picture this being real somehow. The British seem to be repressed and immensely passive-aggressive, or extremely blunt and up-front with very little in-between.

The latter is when we're not serious. Like the Aussies, if you're not calling your best friends total cunts, are you even friends?

The former is when you're in real trouble or, as we say, "proper hosed."

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
When your email contact switches from "Kind regards" to "Regards", you done hosed up.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Elizabethan Error posted:

why does that sound like something Quark would enjoy

Get out of my head :aaa:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

*in a very fark.com voice* you owe me a new keyboard because I just squarted all over mine

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
.

Memento has a new favorite as of 08:00 on Sep 18, 2018

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





This isn't bone hurting juice!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Unequivocally yes.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


Is this a child molestation joke? Because gently caress that.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Snowy posted:

I think it's called word squirting or something like that. I was hoping it would catch on but people don't want to get squirted in the eyeballs or something

sopii kuin ruikku silmään

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Am I having a stroke?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Dreddout posted:

Am I having a stroke?

Good question. Are you? :pervert:

Kart Barfunkel
Nov 10, 2009


Dreddout posted:

Am I having a stroke?

Hahaha. Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dreddout posted:

Am I having a stroke?

Mr. Mayweather is either a bit illiterate or dyslexic or both, and some people can't stop making fun of him for that.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Captain Splendid posted:

I can read much faster than I thought.

Reminded me of this thing I bookmarked ages ago and never got round to actually using

http://spritzinc.com

it seems I can read 700 words per minute, but 600 is a little more comfortable

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Jerry Cotton posted:

Mr. Mayweather is either a bit illiterate or dyslexic or both, and some people can't stop making fun of him for that.

I wonder if his day job involves any repeated blows to the face and head

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Isn't he also a wifebeater? Maybe that tips the moral scales a bit.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


hell, :same:

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

computer angel posted:

This thread is hosed. Bacon is good, I don't care how memey it is. Ribs and guac are good as hell too. smh

Bacon is good, but nowhere near as good as the memery suggests. Sriracha is my meme food. It's not as good as the memetic popularity suggests either, but it's a lot closer than bacon.

I think caffeine used to be a meme food in the early 2000s and everything had to have caffeine in it, but i think that declined pretty quickly.

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