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Cool Dog! Got myself a new puppy too - might also be half corgi! Definitely some Australian Cattle Dog type breed in her. This is Kanga!   P.S. I know you've only been here 3 days and you don't know any better- but please chill on the barking. I'm inside the house I promise. Dennis McClaren fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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PoptartsNinja posted:Not mine, but my best friend got himself a new puppy. Meet King! So are you going to rag on his floppy ear or something? Where's the Helldump? 
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Aug 18, 2017 16:35
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Dear Bucky, I know you're new around here, but I work nights and there are two other people here. You need to get off of my legs so I can get some sleep. You are a clingy little guy.  PS- moths are not edible. I got you really nice puppy food- end your horrible moth genocide. PPS- oh lord your farts smell like the bog of eternal stench hosed a bag of rotten vegetables.  ((it also must be puppy season; we acquired this little guy on Thursday.)) 
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Aug 20, 2017 13:12
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He looks to be part pibble; pibblefarts are just part of the package, alas
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Aug 20, 2017 13:35
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Malachite_Dragon posted:He looks to be part pibble; pibblefarts are just part of the package, alas We have nnnnooooo idea what he is. The very helpful shelter paperwork says "looks like pointer mix".  We were open to pibbles though ((I needed a house buddy and an exercise buddy)), so I won't and don't mind if he is!
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Aug 20, 2017 13:52
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Freakbox posted:We have nnnnooooo idea what he is. The very helpful shelter paperwork says "looks like pointer mix". congrats on your new murderdog
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Aug 20, 2017 13:55
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Bucky is cute as hell wow, goongrats on the good taste in doggos
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Aug 20, 2017 22:06
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You loving assholes. You've been so good lately that I thought since I was leaving for only about 30 minutes I would let you chill in the living room instead of crating you.  Then, because I am dumb, later when I walked outside to rummage in the garage for something, I left you in the living room again. 
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Aug 21, 2017 00:45
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A normal cat who wants something: head bomps, mewing, maybe paw. You: flump your butt into my armpit, shove backwards, flop tail over my face, repeat until demands are met. Why. Why can't you be normal.
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Aug 21, 2017 16:25
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I am outside the bathroom, and wonder why there are now spots on the outside of the door at cat-height. Then, realize both cats have the same cold and want in when I use the bathroom. Little assholes have been sneezing cat-snot against the door because they want to be let in and petted while I use the dang can. GO AWAY I WILL PET YOU IN A BIT
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Aug 21, 2017 21:48
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Bathroom time is almost invariably cat-time. Until you "accidentally" pee on one of them. Then they know who's boss.
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Aug 22, 2017 10:42
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MrYenko posted:Bathroom time is almost invariably cat-time. Until you "accidentally" pee on one of them. Then they know who's boss. Normally, you are totally right. But I got friends staying with me for a few months and it would be awkward to have them walk into the room and see me petting a cat while taking a noisy dump.
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Aug 22, 2017 14:47
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Really you guys? Really?
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Aug 23, 2017 14:45
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Thin Privilege posted:Really you guys? Really? "Pet us more, or else. Consider yourself warned"
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Aug 23, 2017 15:41
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Markoff Chaney posted:Normally, you are totally right. But I got friends staying with me for a few months and it would be awkward to have them walk into the room and see me petting a cat while taking a noisy dump. Why are your friends walking in on you while you're taking a dump? 
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MrYenko posted:Why are your friends walking in on you while you're taking a dump? They aren't. We close the door for a dump, hence cats don't get petted during dump time and sneeze on/paw at the door. If I didn't have other people around then I'll leave the door open and cats can have bathroom time regardless. None of us care about being seen on the can for a leak or walking around with a questionable amount of clothes, this is like, a clothing optional place so the door can stay open while peeing so cats can be petted, closing the door is more of a courtesy so others don't hear poopin' sounds if it's dump time. Hey, you asked. Vanadium Dame fucked around with this message at 23:16 on Aug 26, 2017 |
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Aug 26, 2017 20:28
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Vanadium Dame fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Aug 27, 2017 |
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Aug 27, 2017 06:07
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She just sleeps ALL loving day on my dime!
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Aug 27, 2017 17:58
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Harry We have already been to the park and for two walks so chill the gently caress out and stop opening your hot spot. (will post gross hot spot if there is interest). mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 14:15 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Aug 28, 2017 09:15
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Suki... Goddamn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vYq2LBFqF0
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Aug 31, 2017 16:44
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Louie is as good at hunting bugs as she is at posing for pictures. She is the least effective cat I have ever met
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Sep 5, 2017 05:44
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Buddy you know the rule. If you bite me you get chucked off the bed. Yes, even if you're purring while you do it. Yes, even if you lean in reeeeal slow.
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Sep 9, 2017 01:52
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 Phoebe Liz, I know life is tough now that your big sister is gone, but you need to work on your separation anxiety. Sometimes I need to go out to do stuff and you can't be in the car alone. Coming home to messes in the crate is beneath you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpLFAXRj0v0 Dell, you fluffy white little trash dog, I know we both blame all the accidents on Sable because she's just a baby, but we both know the big puddle on the carpet this morning is more volume than her entire body can hold, so why after 9 years are you no longer house broken!? a garbage dog with a trash face Sable, you are so small and very pretty but your mouth always, always smells like butthole and your ability to thread the needle with your tiny Chihuahua turds between two perfectly clean puppy-pee mats is like a miracle of physcs, I hate you I hate you you tiny little ratbear, stop sneaking into my bed and terrifying me in the middle of the night. you are my brother's dog go sleep with him!
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oh dear it's retarded
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Sep 12, 2017 23:28
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Now look here motherfuckers, I NEED to go to work and you are NOT HELPING ME MOTIVATE E: also my corgi is a huge goon... https://www.instagram.com/p/BYYYN4vDVMaZdnJqm2wl4oRlYLNsdzqMsjq5gw0/
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Hey Dummy I bought this day dog bed so you could get OFF the hot concrete onto an ergonomic non-allergenic surface. You act like a mentally unstable hobo.
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You're the worst example of a Jack Russell I've ever met. I can't even get a mile into our walks without you wussing out and taking a break. We already stopped for water, even! You know your breed is supposed to get about an hour of cardio a day, right? This walk ain't even cardio. I get plantar fascitis flare ups if I go over 3mph.
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You little poo poo- You realize that, among other things, I got a pitbull because they're high energy and enjoy walks, right? Why the gently caress do you hate walks?! I know you're only 19 weeks old ((and that pibbles are stubborn as hell)) but this is kinda silly. You are SO scared of anything resembling distance from the house during the day.  Look at you refusing to move past our next door neighbor's yard. You will literally only walk in a weird L around the street border of our corner house during the day. Once we get to the edge you freeze and proceed to attempt inverting yourself out of existence. At night though? When it's horribly dangerous for your owner because she's a woman in Tulsa, which is like one big rapey carjacking? I can't get you to stop trying to walk. 3 AM on a Saturday less than two miles away from a bunch of bars is not the proper time to drag your 5'1", anxious owner up the road, you rear end in a top hat.  You're lucky you're cute. 
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Freakbox posted:
Your dog is set to the wrong mode. Try sliding the switch from "CAT" to "DOG". Consult your user manual for switch placement.
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I don't know. Do I helldump this little fucker for never using his own bowl or myself for forgetting to get him his own glass of water? Goddamnit, Nicholas...
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 Do not be fooled by the 'cute tongue'. This is the face of a monster. His name is Ted and he is one of four rapscallions. Each one has their quirks, but his is consistent. I get woken up at 5:00 for food on the dot. Somehow he has a watch. He wakes me up by bunting my nose. If he cannot see my nose, perhaps I am sleeping on my front, then he will clean my hair til I stir. (He knows I do not like having my hair cleaned.) Once stirred he will then bunt my nose again. Not gentle bunting, no he rams at it with the speed seen by the Pachyderms from the Lost World. When I try to rise, to get out of bed and fill food bowls, he begins to panic. His comfortable spot is moving so he must use his claws to attach to it. To attach to my chest and neck. I stumble about the darkened room with a kitty for a shirt while I try to fill up a bowl. He does this every single time. It is a routine we dance to.
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Sleek you rear end in a top hat, Quit biting me when I try to pet you. You are very soft and fuzzy and nice to pet but not when your little needle teeth sink into my flesh. Stupid idiot can't even sleep with his mouth closed. 
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 Hank, I love you and you're a precious angel from heaven but you bite when we play and have a bad habit of chasing your tail right after you eat and almost throwing up. Are you even really a cat, or are you a dog? You weird creature.
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:
This is a normal cat game and is good, enjoy the scars 
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Macready I'm sorry I've been working late a lot recently but is it necessary to insist on pets while you eat, you incredibly demanding little trashcat.
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Werong Bustope posted:Macready I'm sorry I've been working late a lot recently but is it necessary to insist on pets while you eat, you incredibly demanding little trashcat. You have a pet raccoon?! 
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Cinder, I don't know where you picked up the new "bite the human to wake him up" behavior, but it needs to stop. The other cat's never done it, and you're old enough to know better. My armpit hurts. 
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Do you sleep with your arm over your head?
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Neddy Seagoon posted:You have a pet raccoon?! I might as well do  No. I have a normal cat. Who is trash. 
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