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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/kennyg/status/899303729823862784

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

RoboRodent posted:

But people go to Antarctica all the time. :confused:

One explanation is that the poles are actually a vast wall of ice that encircles the Earth disc and ice caps are their shores you can land on (or something like that).

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



If I ever have a jazz band it's gonna be called "Home Made Sax Tape".

Edit: It'll be a solo album

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slime posted:

How many The Things have infiltrated society by now?

Several, but one is Lowtax

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Some guys had a look at the globe and noticed that not only do the continents fit back together to form the supercontinent Pangaea but all the other edges also fit together perfectly if you map them to a smaller globe. From there they concluded that A) the Earth used to be much much smaller, therefore B) the Earth is constantly expanding and C) so called "gravity" is a complete myth because objects don't "fall" back to the ground when you let them go, the ground rises up to them instead.

Comic book artist Neal Adams is a firm believer in the 'expanding earth' model and he's got a whole bunch of videos explaining it in excruciating detail on his youtube channel.

Earth's radius is expanding by ten meters per second squared??????? That explains why I could get to work by bike but need a friggen helicopter to skip over the molten hellscapes of boiling loving lava to get back home!!!!!! It's so obvious!

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I think i just stroked out

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

RFC2324 posted:

I think i just stroked out

Want doing your mean? It's look perking nibble ton meat.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dumb. posted:

nibble ton meat.

Mods?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Dog wisdom.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
You can tell all those flat earth maps are made in the northern hemisphere; they make all the cotinents increasingly streeeetched the further south you go. The last flat earth map I saw showed that New Zealand is roughly the same size as Canada.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Money shot

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/MrFilmkritik/status/899274257229918208

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

If I ever have a jazz band it's gonna be called "Home Made Sax Tape".

Edit: It'll be a solo album

Good username/post combo

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Oh, that Floyd Mayweather!

Omegaxisalphabeta
Jul 22, 2006

This is like if Xenu fused with Cthulhu.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Those UnitinU pictures make me feel, like, legitimately unwell. Like my body is trying to tell my brain something terrible is about to happen to it.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/s...agenumber%3D391

canis minor
May 4, 2011



Apparently you can roleplay as Michael Jackson in Black Desert Online

canis minor has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Aug 21, 2017

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


canis minor posted:



Apparently you can roleplay as Michael Jackson in Black Desert Online

Also a Bart

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011




More like a Bort

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

moistened BAR

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

syscall girl posted:

moistened BAR

:colbert: clearly an aquatic M-60

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

sneakyfrog posted:

:colbert: clearly an aquatic M-60

Yeah but I really wanted to make a Holy Grail joke this morning

I spent several minutes thinking about variants and well, that was what I came up with :negative:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

syscall girl posted:

Yeah but I really wanted to make a Holy Grail joke this morning

I spent several minutes thinking about variants and well, that was what I came up with :negative:

Yeah same too :smithfrog: M-60 just doesnt do it.

Oldsrocket_27
Apr 28, 2009

For the life of me, I can't figure out what the second half means, and now that it's the thread title, I feel like I'm missing out on something important.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Oldsrocket_27 posted:

For the life of me, I can't figure out what the second half means, and now that it's the thread title, I feel like I'm missing out on something important.

Congratulations, you don't have CTE!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Oldsrocket_27 posted:

For the life of me, I can't figure out what the second half means, and now that it's the thread title, I feel like I'm missing out on something important.

Bone app the teeth

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Are you serious? What's the phrase I can't read out?

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
bone broth in my ramen noodle yay




i think

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
"Just microwaved some Ramen noodles. Bon appétit"

It's a meme (so this is the wrong thread) about weirdly misspelling recipes with the big punch line being some kind of horrific version of bon appétit.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bone-apple-tea

It's really not that complicated.

Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT
I'm familiar with the concept, but I also can't bridge the "appétit" = "gently caress my Ray Romano BluRay" gap.

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Just like Bart!

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lmao

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Infyrno
Jul 24, 2003

The Duke

This is wonderful.

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