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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Sorry guys, it's me. I cut the trees back a few times a month when nobody's looking.

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

hawowanlawow posted:

What difference does it make how the trees sense that they're touching? Whether it's gas, friction, or light sensitivity, the trees are still sensing each other and not growing into each other.

The trouble with the maples
And they're quite convinced they're right
They say the oaks are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the oaks can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the maples
Can't be happy in their shade?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Comptroll The Forums posted:

Sorry guys, it's me. I cut the trees back a few times a month when nobody's looking.

You buttfucking son of a bitch. You son of a bitch. Why would you do such a buttfucking thing you son of a bitch?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Needed more light for all that buttfucking. :saddowns:

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

So is that a satellite or the ISS that you can see in the photo?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

So is that a satellite or the ISS that you can see in the photo?

Looks like someone playing Combat for the Atari 2600 projected onto the moon.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Jerry Cotton posted:

Looks like someone playing Combat for the Atari 2600 projected onto the moon.

Which would be pretty drat badass, when you stop to think.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Jedit posted:

Which would be pretty drat badass, when you stop to think.

I literally never do.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

I assume that evolved to reduce infections/insects spreading between trees?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Cumslut1895 posted:

I assume that evolved to reduce infections/insects spreading between trees?

Nah the boy trees refuse to hold hands with the other boy trees because of their strict code of tree machismo

Flakey
Apr 30, 2009

There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

So is that a satellite or the ISS that you can see in the photo?

It's the ISS.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Trump was right, we should have stopped ISIS when we had the chance. Now they're everywhere.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flakey posted:

It's the ISS.

Wouldn't "both" be also correct?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Nah the boy trees refuse to hold hands with the other boy trees because of their strict code of tree machismo


#LeafyBoys

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Meh, they're all bark and no bite.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
I was going to make a "no homo" joke but can a find a tree to fit the structure? Can I gently caress.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
The trees are farting

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Nazi puncher.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


This is amazing.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Say Nothing posted:

Nazi puncher.



Cap WISHES the "A" stood for France.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
The trees don't touch because the trees understand the concept of personal space and asking for consent before touching.

Trees > men

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

C. Everett Koop posted:

The trees don't touch because the trees understand the concept of personal space and asking for consent before touching.

Trees > men

They don't play grab-ash.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

They'll leaf you alone.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

The Yugoslavian monuments were probably posted before, but I really like this photoshoot from NG



http://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/destinations/europe/former-yugoslavia-monuments/

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:eyepop: maybe thats where the orb is sposed to go

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

sneakyfrog posted:

:eyepop: maybe thats where the orb is sposed to go

Or maybe that's where it left at great speed when it detected the time was right.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

canis minor posted:

The Yugoslavian monuments were probably posted before, but I really like this photoshoot from NG



http://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/destinations/europe/former-yugoslavia-monuments/

No ring, no hands, 5/10

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

No ring, no hands, 5/10

My new band name: Only Anus

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

A New Goatse for the modern era

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Blue Footed Booby posted:

My new band name: Only Anus

In the grim dark future of the 21st century there is no Goatse. There is only ringpiece.

Wa11y
Jul 23, 2002

Did I say "cookies?" I meant, "Fire in your face!"

Jedit posted:

In the grim dark future of the 21st century there is no Goatse. There is only ringpiece.

The Brown Eye of Terror?

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/903384059027406849

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Pfft, been done before.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Every day is leg day. Left leg day.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Now I think the sun might not exist.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Like to see him in an rear end-kicking contest...

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Wet loggin' it

http://i.imgur.com/N1TlLG9.gifv

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

I would fall over just looking at that stretch of logs. :stare:

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