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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
RESET

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SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

They'll magically restart but on a new map.

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
this tense music while we wait to find out whether they can recover from the crash does feel pretty scripted

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
Haha, the others can't fly the ship because of their new "authorisation" system

NoMas
Oct 2, 2013

Man Moth!?
cant recycle the power on the ship..what

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
their plan B is apparently just a lingering shot of the back of Robert's head, huh?

maybe not the most professional of shops

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Boxturret posted:

wasn't last year on a desert planet, this is on an asteroid

Yeah, its so much better than that fake bullshit procgen stuff Elite does

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
YEssss it crashed hahahah
This is amazing 10/10 try one more time

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Derek pissed on the cables

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
loving faile

Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT
Would it help if we got out and pushed?

hardycore
Nov 4, 2009
I agree with whoever said this makes them sad for what the game could have been

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard

hot balls man no homo posted:

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Are you sure it's plugged in?

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
You would think they would have a debug option to reset this poo poo.

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
those suspense strings were perfect for croberts back of head.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Game over, player 3.

Two more to go.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the loving 3.0 demo is crashing live on-stage in what's supposed to be a controlled environment

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
its dead jim

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.
No big deal, he can just restart the quest, it's not like it took 45 minutes to get or anything silly like that.

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


cant steal the ship now fuckbois

Mne nravitsya
Jul 14, 2017

Quick! Cut to Chris fat cam!!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tt04ZSlbZ0

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Holy poo poo, seriously everything that isn't just animations playing out in sandbox environment breaks apart. Remember that they're playing on hardware they chose themselves, think about this poo poo working on a variety of PCs.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Wait, if you can go and hijack ships in game, how come the other people just take over the controls.

Oh yeah, its all fake.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Uhhhhhhhhhhh game dead

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

If I affix a dildo to my face would Face Over IP be able to put it into the game?

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

peter gabriel posted:

Sadly the game doesn't work but luckily you can pull faces at each other succselflfy

rapeface succesfu

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
chris wants to reset the demo and skip all the shopping/miles eckhart

HOLY poo poo WHAT A TRAINWRECK

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

*extremely chris roberts voice* DAMMIT!!!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
YEES


YES


SO MUCH YESSSSSSSSSS

*game crashes, crowd is dead silent*

RattiRatto
Jun 26, 2014

:gary: :I'd like to borrow $200M
:whatfor:
:gary: :To make vidya game
lololol the pilot cannot get back in as there is no game

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Well, the head tracking/lip syncing thingy works.

That is something, right?



right?

Super Foul Egg
Oct 5, 2005
Don't take me for an ordinary man

Sandi walks awkwardly onto the stage and picks up a still-warm corncob.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
chris is about to hulk the gently caress ouit

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,
I'm literally dead.

BYE MOON! - https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleThankfulElkBrainSlug
CRASH and RESTART: https://clips.twitch.tv/StormyObservantBeeM4xHeh
DED: https://clips.twitch.tv/WittyRichOrangeBloodTrail

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
Chris wants to just reload to that part of the live demo somehow

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

IS THIS THE ELE??

Soul Crashing Lag
Feb 27, 2016
"You can fit the entirety of Skyrim bugs in one Star Citizen crater"

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
Why don't they turn off the hot mike of them trying to fix it?

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
You must gather your party before adventuring forth

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