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quote:Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Ted DiBiase w/ Virgil and Andre the Giant It's funny you mention this but these two were in a team on the territory days and their split and feud put them both on the map because of how good it and their matches were. Specifically a Loser Leaves Town Tuxedo Street Fight Coal Miner's Glove On A Pole Steel Cage. This is not a joke.
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:33 |
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Calling Rick Rude the 80's Dolph Ziggler is just garbage
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 06:39 |
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Sub Rosa posted:Calling Rick Rude the 80's Dolph Ziggler is just garbage I know everyone hates him now but I'll always love Dolph, it was meant as high praise
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 07:22 |
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Skinty McEdger posted:"Killlll yoooourseeeelllllf" One of the top ten moments in wrestling history. It's clear as day.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 12:42 |
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This is beyond the scope of this thread but Rick Rude hit his peak post-WWF, I always thought his WCW work was top-notch
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 13:27 |
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Jason Sextro posted:This is beyond the scope of this thread but Rick Rude hit his peak post-WWF, I always thought his WCW work was top-notch Rude had some really good matches in WCW. His stuff with Sting was great. (but I'm a fan of Sting, so I might be biased)
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 13:30 |
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Rarity posted:I looked that up while researching the Islanders, it's ridiculous how many of those guys ended up getting big chances in WWE. Demolition was a much, much shittier Road Warriors.
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Zombie Mean Gene is in the back with Brutus Beefcake who is looking deranged. His hair is all long and scraggly and his eyes are bugging out and he's clipping his scissors like a madman. This is such a stark contrast to the Brutus of just three years ago, the guy has gone to seed so much. He's going to be taking on the Honky Tonk Man for the Intercontinental Title later on. Brutus opens his mouth and he sounds deranged as well. I'm not exactly sure what he's saying but I think he just threatened to shank Jimmy Hart. I refuse to accept this as entertainment Dino Bravo w/ Frenchie Martin vs. Don Muraco w/ Superstar Billy Graham Things seem to have switched up a little for the Dream Team as Dino is out tonight with a new manager, Frenchie. I can't say I have any knowledge of this guy so I'm going to assume he quickly falls into irrelevance. Dino is also introduced as Canada's Strongest Man, which is not exactly the most auspicious of titles. It's not like it worked for Mark Henry. Then Muraco comes out and holy poo poo, something's changed in the last few months because Muraco suddenly comes across like a legit contender. He's got rousing music for his entrance, he comes out wearing a tie-dye vest which gives him a totally unique look and he's got Graham in his corner. This really works, his spot on the roster suddenly seems deserved. The match begins the action is all right, slightly better than I'd expect considering the participants. Gino believes that Dino is “in great shape”. I've got eyes Gino, I know that's not true. Unless that shape is an oval. Muraco goes for what I think is meant to be a Vaderbomb but botches it so badly that I can barely tell. He ends up getting strangled by the ropes in what I really hope was not a planned spot. Like, his neck is caught between the two and he's getting proper choked. It looks disgusting. Graham manages to free him but Dino follows up with a hefty piledriver. Dino and Don were still working on their Kama Sutra There's a double clothesline and both men go down. When they recover Muraco launches himself at Dino but he pulls the ref in the way and the ref takes a bump. Dino hits the Side Suplex as the ref comes to but instead of counting the pin he calls straight for the bell. Dino gets DQ'd for putting the ref in harm's way and Muraco advances to take on DiBiase in the quarter-finals. Lame finish but this was a bearable match. I'm glad Muraco got the win, this new version intrigues me and I wish to see me. Bob is in the back and he still can't shut up about Vanna, which is getting right annoying. Honky and Jimmy join him and Bob starts joking about Jimmy having his hair chopped off. Honky and Jimmy don't give a poo poo about hair though, not seeing it as a priority when they have, y'know, wrestling matches to win. They walk off as Bob tells them they're never invited back round to his house. Bob sucks. Greg Valentine w/ Jimmy Hart vs. Ricky Steamboat w/ The Most Adorable Kid Steamboat comes out with his little boy and it is literally the cutest thing you could ever do as a wrestler. Lil' Dragon's even got his own tiny bandana and karate uniform. It's so loving adorable. I challenge anyone to hate this Mama Dragon takes the little one off to the back before the match starts which is disappointing. I was hoping for a Lil' Dragon run-in with a steel chair. I guess we can't have nice things. The match starts and within ten seconds it's already the best match Greg's had yet. Steamboat's getting the best out of him. Although I do almost have to reconsider when they botch a loving rollup because Greg forgets to roll back. That's one for Maffew. Greg takes control and the pace slows as he connects with a number of elbow shots. Steamboat falls down on the back of his head. Or as Gino puts it his “external occipital protuberance area”. Try saying that one ten times fast. Steamboat's selling is really beautiful and it does a lot to make Greg look good even though he's giving us the same tired offence as always. Stupid Sexy Steamboat Having washed up the vomit from my floor I continue watching the match where Greg has an attempt at the Figure 4 reversed but manages to get in a shoulder breaker, a move which Greg does always make look real nice. He goes for the Figure 4 again but again Steamboat reverses and he starts slamming Greg's face into the mat over and over and over. Steamboat hits the Flying Chop but Greg kicks out which is crazy. Steamboat follows up with a flying crossbody but Greg rolls through and picks up the win. Steamboat is out in the first round and that sucks rear end. The match was solid enough as any Steamboat affair would be but I really feel like he was wasted here. For starters, he should be beating guys like Greg any day of the week so the result hurts him quite a bit. More importantly, they could have paired him up with another good worker to get another real showcase like last year's match. It's disappointing that they went with this route. My enjoyment comes to a screeching halt as Gino and Jesse point out Donald Trump is at ringside and start praising him for his achievements and excuse me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVM1nUmDHHc Having cleaned up the vomit from my floor I resume watching to find Zombie Mean Gene in the back with the British Bulldogs and Koko B. Ware, who are preparing for a match with the Islanders and Bobby Heenan. Oh no, it turns out the Islanders dognapped Matilda! Those fiends! It's all fine now though, Matilda is back with the Bulldogs and they say she has become a weasel dog for hunting weasels. Koko wants her to go on a weasel hunt. I'm sensing a strong animal theme from this match up. Butch Reed w/ Slick vs. Randy Savage w/ Miss Elizabeth Ok, I've seen Butch a few times now and I swear there is absolutely nothing to this guy. He's got nothing to offer in the ring, he's got nothing specific about him as a character, he's just... there. He's a non-entity. Slick's a pretty cool heel manager but he can't save Butch. The match begins and Jesse talks strategy with the opinion that Butch needs to be using “power stuff”. Top analysis there, Jesse! The match is dire. Nothing happens. They stall and brawl and Butch goes to the top rope but pauses to talk poo poo to Elizabeth. And as they say, talk poo poo get hit. Savage catches Butch on the top rope, throws him to the mat and then hits the Flying Elbow to advance and face Greg in the quarters. Top notch power stuff action Butch, I'm calling time. You're done. Back to the interview area and Bob is still loving talking about hooking up with Vanna. For gently caress sake Bob, none of us care about your sexual fantasies! Bobby Heenan shows up with the Islanders in tow and Bob taunts Heenan about getting caught by Matilda. Heenan isn't taking any of his poo poo and basically tells him to get stuffed. As they leave Bob tells them he won't speak at their outrigger dinner. Bob has this awful tendency to get in the last word as the wrestlers walk away which is not what you want from an interviewer cause he's not meant to be there to get himself over. What the gently caress even is an outrigger dinner and why would the Islanders be having one? I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW. The One Man Gang w/ Slick vs. Bam Bam Bigelow w/ Oliver Humperdink Oh gently caress this. I swear, as we transitioned from that stinkhole of an interview to a shot of the One Man Gang in the ring I seriously considered giving up this entire project. I am not John Cena, I can only take so much. It took every ounce of willpower I have to keep going. The match starts and it's the exact same plodding disaster that we saw at Survivor Series. Meanwhile Gino reveals that during his wrestling career he once weighed in at 440lbs. The hell? I thought the rule was wrestlers put on weight when they retire. Bam Bam does a cartwheel and it's a sad state of affairs that this is enough to actually count as noteworthy. Bam Bam hits a couple of headbutts on the Gang and then runs into the ropes. However, Slick pulls them down and Bam Bam tumbles to the outside. Bam Bam gets counted out. Holy poo poo, this show is awful. This was a fuckfest of a match. I would have got more enjoyment from punching myself in the stomach. The Gang is the worst wrestler on the roster and the only push he deserves is off a cliff into the ocean. They put a bit of work into building up Bam Bam at Survivor Series and they just undercut it on their next show. And worst of all, none of this answers the most important question. Why is Bam Bam hanging out with a tiny ginger man? Save me, Zombie Mean Gene. Only your calm tones can soothe my rage. Zombie Mean Gene is with a plastic-looking Hulk Hogan who will be facing Andre the Giant in the quarter-finals. Both men received a bye in the first round because gently caress you, that's why. Zombie Mean Gene asks him about his upcoming match and Hulk cuts the promo to end all Hulk promos. He vows to end the controversy surrounding their title match by slamming Andre deep into the faultline that will split America in half creating a sea that will drown his enemies and also Trump but it's all right because Trump is a Hulkamaniac so he will flee with his family and Hulk will find them and swim with them all the way over to Hawaii. This is loving nuts and it's loving brilliant. Hulk walks out of frame doing a back swim. God, I want that man's drugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UT9lK9jZ5P0 Rarity fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Butch Reed was another guy who really good in Mid-South who went to New York and they had no idea what to with him.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 23:27 |
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Randaconda posted:Butch Reed was another guy who really good in Mid-South who went to New York and they had no idea what to with him. There were the rumors that they were going to have him take the IC belt off of Steamboat, but he no-showed, which apparently led to Hogan pointing at a passing by Honky Tonk Man and suggesting to Vince to give the belt to him instead.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 01:21 |
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Steamboat bringing his son to the ring absolutely did not work in the NWA in 1989.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 02:16 |
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That was former NXT wrestler Richie Steamboat's only main roster appearance.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 02:50 |
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You pasted it in or whatever twice.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 02:56 |
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If you're watching the Network version, you missed Muraco coming out to Jesus Christ Superstar. Music rights hangups ruin everything
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 03:38 |
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Sounds like you're starting to crack. Believe me, it's WM4...it's going to get a lot worse before it ever gets any better.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 04:17 |
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Xerzes posted:You pasted it in or whatever twice. Thanks for the heads up! Shiki Dan posted:Sounds like you're starting to crack. Believe me, it's WM4...it's going to get a lot worse before it ever gets any better. I survived WM4, I can survive anything
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:54 |
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Also, I like the One Man Gang. Fight me irl.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:57 |
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Randaconda posted:Also, I like the One Man Gang. It's ok, I'm calling an ambulance. How long have you had this affliction?
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:58 |
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Rarity posted:It's ok, I'm calling an ambulance. How long have you had this affliction? Since I was five or six.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 07:59 |
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Randaconda posted:Since I was five or six. Oh. Oh no.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 08:04 |
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Rarity posted:Oh. It's a sickness.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 08:06 |
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I'm not a fan of the One Man Gang. Now Akeem The African Dream, there's a talented big man.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 08:12 |
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I'm not a fan of the One Man Gang. Akeem was amazing.
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Rarity posted:
Maybe so, but making it through 1995 is going to be as much of a challenge as 1988. However, 1995's WWF roster actually does have a better roster of workers--they're just underutilized due to bad booking, bad gimmicks, or the general influence of Bill Watts. 1988 in retrospect is a very weird transition year for the WWF, something that will become obvious once you get to the screwed up Survivor Series teams that year. The thing is even guys like Ken Patera and Harley Race who are still there are actually really great workers, you're just seeing them at a point where they are way too old and past their prime and can't be assed to give a poo poo while sleepwalking through matches and collecting a check. Guys like that begin to get shifted out in favor of new younger stars from the AWA and NWA who actually give a poo poo about their performance and are hungry to get over, not just putting matches on cruise control. Strange to think, but PPVs, even WM at this point, don't have half the prestige that they do today...where everyone considers it a genuine honor to work the pre-show Battle Royale. For now it's just another day at the office (with a slightly bigger paycheck) for most of the guys, and most of them can't even be bothered to put on a tie or iron their shirt. Shiki Dan fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 28, 2017 |
# ? Aug 28, 2017 15:33 |
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Just from the totally scientific method of looking at the Royal Rumble roster, 1995 had a much shittier roster than 1988 WWF.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 16:38 |
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Rick Rude w/ Bobby Heenan vs. Jake “The Snake” Roberts Rude comes out to full on stripper music, it's so perfect for him. He's wearing a robe and when he gets in the ring he does a whole strip show. He's shaking and gyrating and to be fair, he's got an immaculate body. It looks like his steroids are on steroids. Jesse calls him the best built man in wrestling and it's hard to argue with that. He finishes taking off his robe and THERE'S A FACE ON HIS BUTT. This is one of the most disturbing images I've ever seen Jake's out as well and the match begins. As the two men face off it's like watching Rude wrestle the Rude from ten years in the future after the heavy living starts taking its toll. The action is a breath of fresh air as both men have got a bit of ability in their closets. Jake puts on a wristlock and keeps hold of it for ages despite Rude trying a bunch of moves to escape. It's a neat sequence. Jake then goes for a knee but Rude dodges and slams him down hard into the mat. Rude slaps on a long headlock so Gino and Jesse keep themselves entertained by talking about Vanna loving White and oh my god, I have so had it with that poo poo. Rude keeps control of the match and it's here I realise the issue with Rude. He's got the Dolph Ziggler problem. By which I mean he's great at selling but he's stuck working heel so he can't show himself to his proper ability. He gets a reverse chinlock going and we get our first ever “Boring!” chants. That's a bit of a shame, these guys are actually trying and they've got a bit more technical skill to them than anything else we've seen tonight. It's here that we finally get to our first award of the night. MOST HOMOEROTIC MOMENT Jesse Ventura: “He needed to sink the arm in and hook that leg deep.” Sounds like my kind of party! Jake reverses the chinlock with a stunner and both men are starting to look pretty wiped. Rude knocks Jake down and goes for a pin with his foot on the ropes but the ref calls for the bell. It turns out we've hit our arbitrary fifteen minute time limit so the match is tied and both men are out of the tournament. That is bullshit as hell. This match was all right, I suppose. On this turgid mess of a show it stood out a lot just by displaying basic competence. I feel like both Jake and Rude could produce a fun match if they were paired up with different opponents like a Bret or a Steamboat. The ending was lame as hell though. It's clear it only happened because the Gang is a big fat piece of poo poo that can't handle three matches in one night. Back to Zombie Mean Gene who has beat Bob to the punch by finding Vanna. It turns out that Vanna has no idea who Bob is, because Bob is a creepy fanboy and she's a loving normal person. Vanna shares her thoughts on the quarter-finals which are the same vapid platitudes for Hulk and Savage that you'd expect. So looking at these brackets I was obviously wrong about tonight's main event so now I'm thinking, hmm... Hogan vs. Savage? Hercules vs. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR Oh poo poo son! I am hype as hell for this! RAAAAAAARGHHHH!!! quote:INTRODUCING... The two men kick off with some big hossy action with strong grappling and clubbing blows. I've always enjoyed Herc's stiff strikes but he also shows a nice bit of selling when getting beat up here. Warrior goes into the corner with a 10 punch but Herc' brings him out into an inverted atomic drop. Herc' tries to lock in the Full Nelson but Warrior falls backwards into a pin and gets the win. Well that was way too short. After the match Herc' gets started with the post-match beatdown and he tries to choke Warrior with the chain. However, Warrior grabs the chains and snatches them from Herc', sending him running back up the entrance. I was so excited for this one and it ended up as a damp squib. The ending was also really not suited for Warrior. Maybe I'm wrong but it seems like he's meant to be a killer of the Goldberg/Brock variety and he should be putting dudes down and laying dudes out. Instead he wins by squeaking out a pin after essentially suplexing himself. It comes across as flukey. Bad booking. We're heading into the quarter-finals now but just before we get there it's our next award. MOST INCORRECT PREDICTION Gorilla Monsoon: “History will indeed be made here at Wrestlemania IV in Atlantic City” A moment that will last generations
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 22:15 |
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Warrior's matches usually are very short and consist of Warrior kicking the other guy's rear end. There are exceptions, sometimes they're good, sometimes they're not.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 22:28 |
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Rude & Jake the Snake had a good feud that started after the WM IV match, and was actually unrelated to it in any way. I don't think it really tied into any PPV matches though.
sean10mm fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Aug 28, 2017 |
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Wasn't that Jake the Snake's wife on Rude's tights? Or was that a different match? I remember that being a thing
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 23:01 |
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Rarity posted:I'm very curious to see if the love his run received is due to in-ring ability or if its just a case of a great gimmick combined with strong booking. The latter. It's the latter.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 23:13 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Wasn't that Jake the Snake's wife on Rude's tights? Or was that a different match? I remember that being a thing That comes later.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 00:56 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Wasn't that Jake the Snake's wife on Rude's tights? Or was that a different match? I remember that being a thing There was an angle later that involved Rude creeping on jake's [then] wife which led to an excellent feud that, in classic jake fashion, took place mostly away from PPVs. Also there was a snowball rib which I'll just go ahead and leave at that.
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Platypus Farm posted:There was an angle later that involved Rude creeping on jake's [then] wife which led to an excellent feud that, in classic jake fashion, took place mostly away from PPVs. I really wish I could find the full video of the Madison Square Garden match towards the end of the feud. The gimmick was you couldn't win unless you hit your finisher for the pin. Apparently Jake wins via DDT, feeds Rude to Damien and then hugs his wife at the end and the crowd goes nuts. Then they had a worse match to end the feud/transition to a feud with Jake vs. Andre the Giant (I think?), some poo poo like that. All I can find is a 2 minute preview clip that doesn't show the ending. e: Jake's the face in that feud obviously, but his promos are basically still just "I'm a serial killer quietly explaining to you how I'm going to watch your soul leave your body as you die." sean10mm fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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DukeofCA posted:The latter. It's the latter. I'm looking forward to Rarity's journey through the Ultimate Warrior's career because he's a fascinating one. For the first couple years, he's handled incredibly well and finds an identity as Midcard Hulk Hogan. He has all of Hogan's attributes and tics, just different enough to not seem like a total ripoff. Then they decide, "Why stop there?" and bring him to the top. He's no longer Midcard Hulk Hogan but Player 2 Hulk Hogan. He's the newer, EXXXTREME alternative to the Hulkster. Cooler, but in no way grounded. Then after hitting the top, he wobbles badly from a mix of bad booking, Hogan politicking, Warrior's own personal issues and the fact that he is in no way relatable. He almost gets back there a couple times, but his drawbacks keep weighing him down more and more as time goes on.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:25 |
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Did the same person that airbrushed Jimmy Hart's jackets also work on Rude's tights? Because I have this image of an overworked artist backstage constantly having to airbrush strange new designs week after week.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:29 |
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i would love that Jimmy: "Put my face on my back, man!!" "okay, sure. I can do that" Rude: "Put my face on my crotch!" "wait, what"
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:41 |
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DJExile posted:i would love that More like "put your wife's face on my crotch"
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:44 |
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Platypus Farm posted:More like "put your wife's face on my crotch" Would posting that gif count as a spoiler?
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 19:50 |
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Would posting that gif count as a spoiler? Like Sean up there said, I don't think the feud actually intersects in a major way with any PPV she's going to see. It was basically all on WWF Challenge/Superstars and a blow-off at MSG followed by a much less good blow-off a few days later on WWF Challenge
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 20:56 |
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I always did like how Jake's character never changed all that much from heel to face, just who he was targeting
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 20:59 |