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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Cage posted:

Brother is doing drugs again. He was acting funny wednesday night. Eyes were like slits, kept rocking back and forth, talking about reaaally dumb stuff. Poured himself a drink and let it sit for 20 minutes while taking one sip. Seemed the same way on thursday night and me and my dad knew he was on something. My mom came home from her night shift, found him downstairs watching tv asleep with spilled pop all over. Ended up finding needles and heroin packets in his room. :sigh:

Sooooooooooooooo stupid. He just came off 3 years probation less than 3 weeks ago. Not that he stopped using drugs during that time.

edit: cute dog tax



Sorry buddy. It's worse because you can't just cut off family.

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Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

McTinkerson posted:

Cage, that loving sucks.

Maybe a widebody Porsche will help?



I have to admit, the local Porsche dealer knows how to put on a show. Tech demo's by Pirelli Tires provincial sales rep, they flew in a project engineer from Brembo Italy to answer any questions we had and explain how Porsche and Brembo developed their carbon ceramic brakes. Followed by the unveiling of the latest RWB 964.
Holy drat that looks good.

GTAV has a "retro" Porsche that looks just like that.

edit: old pic


Rhyno posted:

Sorry buddy. It's worse because you can't just cut off family.
We could, but he'd probably be dead in a few weeks.

Cage fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Sep 1, 2017

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

McTinkerson posted:

Cage, that loving sucks.

Maybe a widebody Porsche will help?



I have to admit, the local Porsche dealer knows how to put on a show. Tech demo's by Pirelli Tires provincial sales rep, they flew in a project engineer from Brembo Italy to answer any questions we had and explain how Porsche and Brembo developed their carbon ceramic brakes. Followed by the unveiling of the latest RWB 964.

Wow I love that color, how was it in person?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Day 5 of fried chicken.

Luxrage
Jan 2, 2017

I have no idea what I'm doing!

McTinkerson posted:

Cage, that loving sucks.

Maybe a widebody Porsche will help?



I have to admit, the local Porsche dealer knows how to put on a show. Tech demo's by Pirelli Tires provincial sales rep, they flew in a project engineer from Brembo Italy to answer any questions we had and explain how Porsche and Brembo developed their carbon ceramic brakes. Followed by the unveiling of the latest RWB 964.

I'd love to see something like that, that sounds like a cool experience!



I've been looking around for a sporty little convertible type car, something older and a little unique, and despite more sane offerings, I think I've fallen in love with the Ford/Mazda Aussie-built Mercury Capri.


There's just something about the combination of it being kinda quirky, a vaguely ford product, a die-hard owner's club, and a stick-shift turbo convertible that pushes all my bad-car-buying-choice buttons. And there's tons of accessories to boot, it's like a toy car.

The real reason I'm bringing this up is that I was doing some research on it and a Capri fansite had a scan of Consumer Reports reviewing the first US model and they absolutely roasted it.







:drat:

I dug this quote up too:

Ward's Auto World Magazine posted:

It was almost free of redeeming qualities...It had absolutely no curb appeal.

I still want a green turbo one really badly for some reason :sax:

Bonus content:

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Day 5 of fried chicken.



Hey you do you!

Also the other day one of the pretentious pieces of poo poo did a story of going to "the only KFC buffet in the world" (please note that now that phrase is missing from the article written by this thief with no footnote attached):

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9kkb43/i-pushed-japans-all-you-can-eat-kfc-buffet-to-its-absolute-limit

Siochain
May 24, 2005

"can they get rid of any humans who are fans of shitheads like Kanye West, 50 Cent, or any other piece of crap "artist" who thinks they're all that?

And also get rid of anyone who has posted retarded shit on the internet."


McTinkerson posted:

Cage, that loving sucks.

Maybe a widebody Porsche will help?



I have to admit, the local Porsche dealer knows how to put on a show. Tech demo's by Pirelli Tires provincial sales rep, they flew in a project engineer from Brembo Italy to answer any questions we had and explain how Porsche and Brembo developed their carbon ceramic brakes. Followed by the unveiling of the latest RWB 964.

That is such a sexy car. God-loving-drat.

That is all.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


Luxrage posted:

I'd love to see something like that, that sounds like a cool experience!



I've been looking around for a sporty little convertible type car, something older and a little unique, and despite more sane offerings, I think I've fallen in love with the Ford/Mazda Aussie-built Mercury Capri.


There's just something about the combination of it being kinda quirky, a vaguely ford product, a die-hard owner's club, and a stick-shift turbo convertible that pushes all my bad-car-buying-choice buttons. And there's tons of accessories to boot, it's like a toy car.

The real reason I'm bringing this up is that I was doing some research on it and a Capri fansite had a scan of Consumer Reports reviewing the first US model and they absolutely roasted it.







:drat:

I dug this quote up too:


I still want a green turbo one really badly for some reason :sax:

Bonus content:



Lemme save you some time, they're poo poo. My buddy loved them too until he bought one for his first car. Half the parts are full on nla, to the point that guy were fabricobling garden sprayers as brake fluid reservoirs, the only source for half of the suspension bushings is an old dude who bought the molds and makes a small batch once every 2 years, etc. It didn't ride worth a poo poo, was slow and a brake job on it is a loving nightmare. In the 5 months he owned it, it spent a month sitting in his carport while he tried to get it tuned up and 2 months on jackstands in my garage dealing with a deathwobble any time he went above 40mph. gently caress that car forever. Just buy a loving miata if you want a small convertible sports car.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Cop Porn Popper posted:

Lemme save you some time, they're poo poo. My buddy loved them too until he bought one for his first car. Half the parts are full on nla, to the point that guy were fabricobling garden sprayers as brake fluid reservoirs, the only source for half of the suspension bushings is an old dude who bought the molds and makes a small batch once every 2 years, etc. It didn't ride worth a poo poo, was slow and a brake job on it is a loving nightmare. In the 5 months he owned it, it spent a month sitting in his carport while he tried to get it tuned up and 2 months on jackstands in my garage dealing with a deathwobble any time he went above 40mph. gently caress that car forever. Just buy a loving miata if you want a small convertible sports car.

Also, it's FWD.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


everdave posted:

Hey you do you!

Also the other day one of the pretentious pieces of poo poo did a story of going to "the only KFC buffet in the world" (please note that now that phrase is missing from the article written by this thief with no footnote attached):

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/9kkb43/i-pushed-japans-all-you-can-eat-kfc-buffet-to-its-absolute-limit

Dude. I couldn't even make it past the opening photo. I absolutely knew it wouldn't be worth my time to read.

I assume someone straightened him out in comments vis-a-vis the availability of KFC buffets in the South?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Darchangel posted:

Dude. I couldn't even make it past the opening photo. I absolutely knew it wouldn't be worth my time to read.

I assume someone straightened him out in comments vis-a-vis the availability of KFC buffets in the South?

I wasted enough of my life reading the article I don't even know if there were comments

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


everdave posted:

I wasted enough of my life reading the article I don't even know if there were comments

Probably for the best. Never read the comments.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Luxrage posted:

I'd love to see something like that, that sounds like a cool experience!



I've been looking around for a sporty little convertible type car, something older and a little unique, and despite more sane offerings, I think I've fallen in love with the Ford/Mazda Aussie-built Mercury Capri.


There's just something about the combination of it being kinda quirky, a vaguely ford product, a die-hard owner's club, and a stick-shift turbo convertible that pushes all my bad-car-buying-choice buttons. And there's tons of accessories to boot, it's like a toy car.

The real reason I'm bringing this up is that I was doing some research on it and a Capri fansite had a scan of Consumer Reports reviewing the first US model and they absolutely roasted it.







:drat:

I dug this quote up too:


I still want a green turbo one really badly for some reason :sax:

Bonus content:



I've copped flakfor this int he past from ohter Aussies but I'll say it again - run away. Run far FAR away. This is the worst piece of poo poo to escape Australia since Rupert Murdoch - they are without a doubt one of the worst cars in the last 40 years, Chinese cars included. They dont handle, they dont grip, they fall apart in new and inventive ways, the drop tops are a wretched POS and by any stretch of the imagination need to be thrown into the nearest car shredder and recycled into razor blades to be worth anything.

If anything, those quoted excepts dont do how awful a Capri is justice. Now add on 20+ years of wear and tear and honestly, you would be struggling to find any redemming qualities. Dont do it.

McTinkerson
Jul 5, 2007

Dreaming of Shock Diamonds


everdave posted:

Wow I love that color, how was it in person?

Pretty drat awesome. It's a vinyl wrap. Due to time constraints, the owner couldn't get it painted. The pictures don't do the satin finish justice, that's for sure.

This was also just posted:
https://www.facebook.com/yegporsche/videos/1305960402865845/

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

The FWD Capri's sole purpose is to carry a B6T around until it's ready to be installed in its rightful place, the Ford Festiva.
That said i have a hardon for them solely because they weren't sold in Canada.

puberty worked me over
May 20, 2013

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Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
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No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
Buddy of mine bought one of those Capris for $650 when he got back from a deployment. Turbo and a 5 speed so it was at least entertaining. We just thrashed it and essentially treated the throttle as a binary switch. It was a hateful little turd, but it managed to survive our abuse.

slidebite
Nov 6, 2005

Good egg
:colbert:

Holy poo poo, as of tomorrow I've been married for 17 years.

I was 17 years old when I got out of highschool, and my life up until I got out of grade school felt like for-loving-ever.

I don't even notice new grey hairs at this point :sad:

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

Buddy of mine bought one of those Capris for $650 when he got back from a deployment. Turbo and a 5 speed so it was at least entertaining. We just thrashed it and essentially treated the throttle as a binary switch. It was a hateful little turd, but it managed to survive our abuse.

Those Capri's are nowhere near as bad as people making them out to be. And yeah no poo poo no one fits in the back seat did they criticize Porsche for this in the same era?

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

slidebite posted:

Holy poo poo, as of tomorrow I've been married for 17 years.

I was 17 years old when I got out of highschool, and my life up until I got out of grade school felt like for-loving-ever.

I don't even notice new grey hairs at this point :sad:

Congrats! I'm only 31 and I have a bit of gray but as long as the hair is still there I don't care. Kind of wish I had a sweet Italian guy gray streak.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
God we're getting older. I've got getting greying temples. I blame work.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
38 and not a spot of grey over here.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Rhyno posted:

38 and not a spot of grey over here.

Yeah but you're getting shorter by the day

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Rhyno posted:

38 and not a spot of grey over here.

39 and my temples are totally gray. :fuckoff:

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people
Almost thirty. Not much gray but my hair is thin now :/

Also trying to do a tubless conversion on my Tokul 3 tonight and I broke my tire tools trying to take the tire off.

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

everdave posted:

There was a pic of some dumbass filling multiple 50 gallon trash cans with gas in the bed of his pickup, and the outrage was he was taking all the gas. I scrolled through like 200 comments and didn't notice any outrage that he was risking a fiery death for everyone around and gave up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w4t8FhYPE8

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

BraveUlysses posted:

Yeah but you're getting shorter by the day

I'll be a limbo champ in my 70's.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

everdave posted:

Those Capri's are nowhere near as bad as people making them out to be. And yeah no poo poo no one fits in the back seat did they criticize Porsche for this in the same era?

They are worse. Far loving worse

48 about to get back on the bike finish 100kms

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

Bought my first diesel today

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

39 and my temples are totally gray. :fuckoff:

By 34 y/o my sides were grey, and by 40 everything else was. 2 years later I'm Jon Stewart levels of grey and I'm just going to roll with it and not care.

Worst thing is I started growing my hair long again 4 years ago, and having a beard. (While in HVAC I used to have rock a buzzcut due to heat and dirt, so after I stopped HVAC I wanted it long again, but now the fuckers all grey.)
The beard? loving all white around the chin so I look like David Letterman these days. Going to have to go back to a buzzcut and clean shaven anyway I guess, just because of the white hairs.

Grakkus
Sep 4, 2011

29, been balding since 22, it's awesome though once you accept it, go all in and shave your head. No more haircuts, wasting time on drying or styling it. Just gotta have a beard too so your head doesn't look like an egg :)

rdb
Jul 8, 2002
chicken mctesticles?

KakerMix posted:


Bought my first diesel today

Very nice. What is it?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Grakkus posted:

29, been balding since 22, it's awesome though once you accept it, go all in and shave your head. No more haircuts, wasting time on drying or styling it. Just gotta have a beard too so your head doesn't look like an egg :)
I'm similar, started losing hair in my 20s (mid 30s now).

I don't understand why people get wound up about it.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


InitialDave posted:

I don't understand why people get wound up about it.

For the same reason people think that if they are not a 6 pack having greek god it means they are ugly and no one will ever love them as that is what the media said.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org

InitialDave posted:

I'm similar, started losing hair in my 20s (mid 30s now).

I don't understand why people get wound up about it.
My beards all neck so I'm always clean shaven. I would look like a goony goon if I shaved my head and let the beard grow. :ohdear:

Also if you have thick hair it's pretty great and would be a shame to lose it.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





Yeah, facial hair just doesn't work for me. Nowhere near dense enough.

Wrar
Sep 9, 2002


Soiled Meat
I grow a pretty serious beard. I don't mind the grey at all, I mean, I fuckin' earned it.

Cage
Jul 17, 2003
www.revivethedrive.org
OMG guys can we please ban gym internet politics hair chat?

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The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
I just wish that "salt and red pepper" looked distinguished like salt and pepper does, instead it makes me look even more ginger

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