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Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Having a place to take a poo poo is considered boujee?

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Don't want to poo poo in the woods? Well, look at mr fancy here!! Would you also like a throne?!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Seriously, though, an indoor toilet was a novel thing until just after the war in many places in Northern England.

We used to take a newspaper out to the privy and check the racing like real men. :colbert:

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

I'm not sure talking about loo's at indy shows s a great idea when Progress has some dude literally poo poo himself front row during the show.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Gary Lineker took a poo poo on the pitch at the 1990 World Cup.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



You pay your dues and poo poo yourself midmatch like all the greats have

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:


Even the lowest shindies have places where you can buy drinks or snacks let alone either running somewhere with a toilet or renting out a toilet.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
There was a local group here that managed to somehow get to put a show on in a parking lot of a closed and boarded up store. No bathrooms were present although I guess you could walk to the tire store next door and ask to use theirs. Perhaps calling them a wrestling group though is a bit of a stretch since the matches were very Backyard.

They did manage to get a few shows on public access TV though which makes them better wrestling promoters than some.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

having spent most of my childhood without running water or indoor plumbing, I can assure you that working toilets are loving awesome.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Lucha underground is filmed in a literal dirty warehouse and they at least have very nice portable toilets and food trucks in the parking lot

bbchops
Jul 26, 2001

Ho ho ho! I'll have the same again!
Nap Ghost
I guess I'll stop complaining about the Electric Ballroom then.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
A good wrestling opinion. :3:


Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

He puts both U's in FUBU

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
I love Wrestling RP twitter sometimes



Like a zip gun on parade.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

TinTower posted:

I love Wrestling RP twitter sometimes



Like a zip gun on parade.


[Extremely Bryan Alvarez voice]
WHYYYYY

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


SamuraiFoochs posted:

[Extremely Bryan Alvarez voice]
WHYYYYY

For the sexual thrill, Foochs. Seems simple.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
I'm shocked that no one on here visits one of the top sites for bad wrestling opinions: WRESTLING FORUM DOT COM

With scorching hot takes like these:

Bryan Jericho posted:

What complete crap. Having people on the ramp applauding? GTFO. The women are thrilles because maybe the division can get back to actually meaning something and not have to deal with this "Oh Asuka is undefeated" BS. Should have lost it to Ember before she left, but nope she just got to make every woman down there look awful and then leave. Great job there HHH. Hope she loses her first Raw match to Dana Brooke.

http://www.wrestlingforum.com/nxt/2227409-spoilers-asuka-nxt-womens-championship-13.html#post69866177

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

TNATROLL
21 hours ago

E-LI DRAKE IS GREAT: (parody to She Hates Me by Puddle of Mudd)
Eli Drake is the new GFW Global Champ
He won the title on Impact and not Amped
Eli won a 20 man battle royal
If Aron Rex would have been a participant, his diaper would have been soiled

Eli looks bad rear end in his brown leather jacket
I hope he doesn’t get hit by Jim Cornette’s tennis racket
When Eli won the belt, he celebrated by listening to Hotline Bling
At BFG, it should be Drake against Drake in the six-sided ring

Eli Drake is great
He got tired of carrying around Tyrus’s dead weight
Eli Drake is great
Winning the world title was his destiny and fate
There’s no debate, Eli Drake is great


zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.


This is the most TNA thing ever

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


Puddle of Mudd Rules

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
I've always thought we could use more Puddle of Mudd parodies about Eli Drake, good to see that call being answered

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DarkstarIV posted:

I'm shocked that no one on here visits one of the top sites for bad wrestling opinions: WRESTLING FORUM DOT COM

With scorching hot takes like these:


http://www.wrestlingforum.com/nxt/2227409-spoilers-asuka-nxt-womens-championship-13.html#post69866177

It's against the rules to post my takes in here.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


DarkstarIV posted:

I'm shocked that no one on here visits one of the top sites for bad wrestling opinions: WRESTLING FORUM DOT COM

With scorching hot takes like these:


http://www.wrestlingforum.com/nxt/2227409-spoilers-asuka-nxt-womens-championship-13.html#post69866177

quote:

The women are thrilles because maybe the division can get back to actually meaning something

quote:

she just got to make every woman down there look awful and then leave

Next time @ me when you're posting my thoughts

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

DarkstarIV posted:

I'm shocked that no one on here visits one of the top sites for bad wrestling opinions: WRESTLING FORUM DOT COM

With scorching hot takes like these:


http://www.wrestlingforum.com/nxt/2227409-spoilers-asuka-nxt-womens-championship-13.html#post69866177

Seems like a good opinion though?

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT SONG PARODIES ARE

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jeeeesus gently caress.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Jeeeesus loving haaates me

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Maxwell Lord posted:

DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW WHAT SONG PARODIES ARE

Somehow this isn't the first terrible Eli Drake related song parody.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Emphesis mine:

quote:

PC barbies and WWE agents limiting her doesn't cause her to be one of the worst selling veterans in the whole company, they don't cause her offense to be 70% kicks and 25% rear end attacks, they might have caused her kicks to be weaker, but it's her fault for not adjusting her offense if they don't let her kick the way she's used to. Kairi is faster, crisper, a better storyteller and has a more interesting and versatile offense, Kairi's going to be wowing people while Asuka is still throwing those same 4 weak, sloppy kicks, doing 5 rear end attacks per match and no selling everything like the Terminator.

(If you couldn't tell, its about Asuka)

Also when someone pointed out the recent Ember Moon vs Asuka match to prove that she can sell...

quote:

Her bumping was tremendous but her selling was atrocious, rewatch the match and see how quickly she popped up after every one of Ember's impact moves, look at her facials and how she seems more tired than pained, notice how she takes repeated shots to a body part and never hold that part until after she wins at which point she always holds her stomach.

Wrestling Forum is a goldmine of terrible opinions/posters.

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

DarkstarIV posted:

Emphesis mine:


(If you couldn't tell, its about Asuka)

Also when someone pointed out the recent Ember Moon vs Asuka match to prove that she can sell...


Wrestling Forum is a goldmine of terrible opinions/posters.

Is it because they dont like Asuka because im gonna be completely honest, you're starting to make me not like her as well

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

WadeBartender posted:

Is it because they dont like Asuka because im gonna be completely honest, you're starting to make me not like her as well

Eh? No? They have plenty of other bad threads there as well. Like the one that blames Emma for the fact that creative has (had?) nothing for her.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

quote:

TNATROLL3 days ago

GFW Fans: (parody to All Star by Smash Mouth)
At TripleMania, Sexy Star injured Rosemary with an arm bar
She’s lucky the Demon Assassin didn’t retaliate with some mist spitting
I heard it from Joseph Park that Sexy Star’s her own biggest mark
Rosemary didn’t do anything because she didn’t want to end up in a Mexican prison

Congrats to Eddie Edwards on his GHC title win
Even when he acts serious, he can’t hide his grin
I heard a rumor and I don’t know if it’s a true story
But apparently RVD wanted to change BFG to Bong for Glory
When Bruce Prichard’s on TV, some people develop Tourette's
Jim Cornette’s going to get Kongo Kong to wear a singlet
Eli Drake has a golden voice and silver tongue
Don’t ever doubt or underestimate the defiant one

Hey now, GFW fans, every Thursday night, it’s time to watch Impact
Hey now, GFW fans, wouldn’t it be great if at BFG, Austin Aries came back
Eli Drake’s always focused and hungry
If you never thought he’d be world champion, he’ll call you a dummy


TL
Jan 16, 2006

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Fallen Rib
My god, it's full of stars.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the 4th line has 15 extra syllables, after that i stopped

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

It's shocking how bad these are. Not only do they not understand parody songs, it's like the don't understand music as a concept.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003


it flows as smoothly as Someone Is Back

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I refuse to believe that was written seriously. It... it can't be true.

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

I'm genuinely surprised he didn't mention Eli Drake in the first verse

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Beef Jerky Robot posted:

It's shocking how bad these are. Not only do they not understand parody songs, it's like the don't understand music as a concept.
I'm used to parody songs having iffy flow but this is like, the anti-flow equation.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
someBODY once told me this fed is gonna troll me
i thought it should've already been dead
cuz the booking is real dumb and the show has no income
but it got bought out by JJ instead

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