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____________________________ No Mercy: Sept. 24th WWE Universal Title Match Brock Lesnar (c) w/ Paul Heyman vs. Braun Strowman John Cena vs. Roman Reigns WWE Raw Tag Team Championships Match Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose (c) vs. Sheamus & Cesaro WWE Raw Women's Championship Match Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax vs. Emma Bray Wyatt vs. Finn Balor ____________________________ Raw Results Raw opened with John Cena defeating Jason Jordan. Roman Reigns came out and said it took Cena 20 minutes to beat a rookie. Rmoan said Cena's either weaker and slower than he says he is now, or Cena was just pulling that kid by a chain to give him hope and squash him hard. Cena says he's barking up the wrong tree. Cena points out Roman's zipper is down, but Roman said he broke it because...heh...Big Dog. Cena said he was just looking to see if Roman had any balls, Roman said of course he'd be looking at them. Cena threatens to beat up Roman and Roman calls his bluff. Roman leaves calling Cena a fraud. Sheamus and Cesaro defeated Rhyno and Heath Slater. Dean and Seth were on commentary. Matt and Jeff Hardy were interviewed. Both talked about how they innovated a lot of wrestling in the last 25 years. Jeff brought up his family and how his little girl can see him become Intercontinental champion. Miz defeated Jeff Hardy to retain his IC title. Miztourage and Matt were ejected from ringside. Nia Jax confronts Kurt Angle in his office complaining about the B.S. that is Sasha Banks getting a title shot over her when Nia attacked Alexa Bliss at the end of Raw last week. Kurt Angle says that's not how title shots are earned around here, but Nia says that you make your own chances not get them handed to you. Emma is standing there and mocking Nia. They argue but Angle says thats enough it will be a tag match tonight. Nia and Emma vs. Alexa and Sasha. If Nia and Emma win they are added to the title match. Enzo Amore, Gran Metalik, and Cedric Alexander defeated Drew Gulak, Tony Nese, and Noam Dar when Enzo cheated to win yet again. Alexa Bliss tried sweet talking Sasha Banks about their match to keep Emma and Nia out of their title match. Sasha snaps at Alexa and says she'd beat her again one on one and make her tap out. Finn Balor came out and talked about wanting championship gold around his waist. He wanted the Intercontinental Title next, but Bray Wyatt took that away from him. He realizes now that Bray isn't a guy that goes away once you beat him once at a PPV. He says Bray has his demons, but Finn sometimes embraces his and he'll be ready the next time Bray appears. Bray appears on the titantron and they must have hosed up his audio on accident because it was super muffed. I couldn't make out anything besides he went hunting with his mighty hands and that his feud with Balor isn't over. I guess Bray said that the demon and the face paint beat him and not Balor on his own. Bray challenged him at No Mercy to not use the Demon. Finn told him he's gonna do it anyway. Nia Jax and Emma beat Sasha and Alexa Bliss when Emma stole a pin off of Nia's hard work. Both women are in the women's title match now. Emma tries to celebrate with Nia but Nia lays her out. Braun Strowman is interviewed about his steel cage match tonight. He said Kurt Angle is out of his mind. This is Braun's first cage match and it's against Big Show. He brings up that the last time they were in a ring together they broke it. He doesn't seen Lesnar in cage matches before big PPV matches. Braun said he's going to smash Show into the steel cage and then dead center into the ring. He's gonna send a message to Angle, Show, and Lesnar that wherever the Monster Among Men goes, Destruction follows. Dean and Seth are on the way to the ring and see Elias playing guitar. That's it for the segment and Elias' TV time. Before Seth and Dean vs. Gallows and Anderson, Cesaro and Sheamus were arguing with the later and looked like they were gonna fight. Dean and Seth defeat Gallows and Anderson when Sheamus and Cesaro distract Gallows and Anderson on accident. Gallows and Anderson attack Sheamus and Cesaro after the match while they were calling out Dean and Seth. Sheamus and Cesaro came back in and attacked Gallows and Anderson. Amore is in the back saying he's taking out Metalik and Alexander to dinner for their victory. Neville comes in and says their victory earned them all a spot in a five way elimination match for Neville's title at No Mercy. Neville says its great in 205 Live when friends become foes. The other two in the match are Brian Kendrick and Tony Nese. They interviewed the referee who took the crazy bump to the outside of the ring when Show and Strowman collapsed the ring awhile ago. The referee said it was the scariest moment of his life and he has no idea what to expect tonight. He knows that the ring has been doublely reinforced tonight for sure. Big Show is interviewed and says he's had big matches in his career but none as much against such an intimidating monster like Strowman. But Show has been in more cage matches than Strowman's had matches. Once Strowman feels the cage across his flesh that Show will be in control. Show is tired of young punks like Strowman and Cass telling him that he's going to be put out to pasture and retired and Show is going to teach Strowman respect in that cage. Braun Strowman defeats Big Show to end Raw. Braun cuts a promo and says if this is what he does to a Giant then expect the same to happen to the Beast at No Mercy. Braun then throws Show through the cage to end Raw. ____________________________ Smackdown Results
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Is WWE gonna be smart enough to make a top level draw and put the belt on Braun for even a short while or just have Brock win cause they want Brock/Roman at Mania? Search your soul for you know what Vince wants the answer to be
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Braaaaaaaaaaunnnn proves WWE should just give up at having cruisers and midweight guys and should just be a fed of hosses since that's the only thing they can do right
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 04:21 |
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If you didn't like that main event, quit watching wrestling
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cruisers are trash superheavyweights are back bitch
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Braun wrestled a 20 minute main event, picked Big Show up at the end of it, cut a badass promo without even breathing heavy, then went back and picked up Big Show again and threw him through the cage. He's literally everything Vince could want and Vince isn't gonna put the belt on him. Hilarious.
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VJeff posted:Braun wrestled a 20 minute main event, picked Big Show up at the end of it, cut a badass promo without even breathing heavy, then went back and picked up Big Show again and threw him through the cage. bow wow
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VJeff posted:Braun wrestled a 20 minute main event, picked Big Show up at the end of it, cut a badass promo without even breathing heavy, then went back and picked up Big Show again and threw him through the cage. What's even better is their completely acknowledging and lampshading Roman being the chosen one golden boy in this feud with Cena including the opening video package with Rock's embarrassed when he raised his hand, and having him act like a heel jackass the past two weeks. And then he'll probably just beat Cena who'll raise his hand again to the usual reaction. Like they are FULLY AWARE of what they should do, and are actively going to choose not to. Ragnarok the Red fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Sep 5, 2017 |
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This is pretty much the choice Gedo had when we could have kept the Belt on Okada for the legendary run, or delay it a short bit but make a new top level draw in Naito. I'm just not sure Vince will make the right choice cause Vince
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braun will be fine
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God I love BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN seeing Big Show be awesome makes me incredibly happy to.
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Ragnarok the Red posted:What's even better is their completely acknowledging and lampshading Roman being the chosen one golden boy in this feud with Cena including the opening video package with Rock's embarrassed when he raised his hand, and having him act like a heel jackass the past two weeks. And then he'll probably just beat Cena who'll raise his hand again to the usual reaction. Maybe they are fully aware of it and are booking toward megaface Braun winning the Title and then Roman turning heel to challenge him. ha hahahaha hahahahahahaHAhAhaHaaa
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oatgan posted:braun will be fine wwe booking usually works itself out
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braun is precisely the kind of useless stiff they've pushed for years that never took off and eventually gave up on except hes actually good at everything and getting over the more ridiculous poo poo they have him do
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So basically No Mercy is the raw matches from Summerslam
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Wheres Joe
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The best Braun moment will forever be the massive pops he got beating the poo poo outta Roman Reigns.
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Jackie D posted:Wheres Joe Injured, will probably be back in a few weeks.
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Jackie D posted:Wheres Joe Looking for dudes grumpy about PWI rankings so he can hit them with a brick.
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I can't believe they already wasted the Demon Finn thing if this is going to be a multi month feud. Where is this going?
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Where is this going? I see that you've never seen a Bray Wyatt feud before.
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Braun owns and I liked Raw.
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SamuraiFoochs posted:Braun owns and I liked Raw. Braun does own, and the only real issue with Raw this week was the same it's been for awhile: 3 hours is too long for the weekly show. I am really looking forward to Sheamus/Cesaro vs The Club
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The thing that really gets me is the disparity. Braun was just awesome tonight and it wasn't all booking-related. His own talents both in the ring and on the mic shined through completely tonight and in one case, managed to elevate a promo that was completely loving stupid. Roman, meanwhile, basically said haha my dick is big, haha you're gay and oh yeah, he called Cena a bitch again because that's literally the only thing he can do to get a pop in this program. Then he challenged Cena to a fight after he'd already had a match and walked off after making said challenge. If they're trying to make Roman look like a jackass right now, it's brilliant, but I think Vince thinks that promo was really great.
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VJeff posted:
What do you mean trying? They're just telling him to go out and do his normal poo poo. If he comes across as a jackass it's because he's been written that way for like almost THREE years.
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sasha and alexa are gonna gently caress
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Do we have a thread anywhere for discussing Wrestling games?
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drrockso20 posted:Do we have a thread anywhere for discussing Wrestling games? the punchsport pagoda games thread on this very page
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MotU posted:the punchsport pagoda games thread on this very page Thanks
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It was an okay Raw, but the Emma and Finn/Bray stuff are bummers and this week's attempt at Controversial Roman Reigns was lame. Major props for the whole Miz/Jeff thing, though. They set up a match in a fresh and logical way over two weeks, they gave it space and time to breathe and develop and they ended it cleanly and definitively and it was refreshing as hell.
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SatoshiMiwa posted:This is pretty much the choice Gedo had when we could have kept the Belt on Okada for the legendary run, or delay it a short bit but make a new top level draw in Naito. He made the right choice in 2014 Wrestle Kingdom, and 4 years later I'm confident Naito will become the man in New Japan for a reasonable length next year. Time for white suits, thrown belts, and no governing. In other news, the standards for 'clean' keep on falling. I've heard people calling the Miz win a clean win, what the hell? Interference saved him on 2 occasions.
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Maybe it was brought up in the general discussion thread but watching raw, and now I am playing through the new Yakuza game... Bo was totally rocking Majima's jacket.
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https://twitter.com/HulkHogan/status/904715150858518528
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Well, we all know that's not true for you, me, or Hulk Hogan.
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# ? Sep 5, 2017 10:31 |
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God drat Bray Wyatt sucks. Anyone in a feud with him these days should just make jack off motions with their hand when Bray starts talking and just walk out of the ring without listening to his boring rear end promos. Then they could make a storyline about how Bray has lost his mojo because no one takes him seriously or gives a drat about him anymore. Since Luke Harper is dead, the greatest thing to come from the Wyatt Family is now BRAUN and it's not even close.
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Braun is cool and good Shame Lesnar is gonna beat him just so Roman can get his win at WM
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