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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

Diet-Michelle-Obama runs DnD now. It's kind of amazing watching white person after white person melt down when she points out what they are saying/the language that they are using is either: A. Racist in intent, B. Racist in usage or C. Racist by implication, even if that's not the intent.
White people cannot stand to be called racist.
I am white as hell.

That's a very strange way to describe her Tumblr-level (complete with appropriate gif) posting.

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 09:30

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:39

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's the only slur with teeth for white people.

I'm amazed they don't like it then, I've seen American racists and half of them are white people who need teeth.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 09:34

Collateral Damage: Jun 13, 2009

Jedit posted:

I'm amazed they don't like it then, I've seen American racists and half of them are white people who need teeth.

Preacher was right

# ? Sep 7, 2017 09:42

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I am offended!

# ? Sep 7, 2017 09:43

Syd Midnight: Sep 23, 2005

They made a subforum for racial issues and put a black woman in charge so it's like an ultraviolet bug zapper for I'm-not-racist-buts.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 10:57

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

Grimly funny since the suggestion for a separate but equal debate and discussion forum came from a couple of racists.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 11:21

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Syd Midnight posted:

it's like an ultraviolet bug zapper for I'm-not-racist-buts.

I love this description and I hope it's accurate.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 11:28

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

my dad posted:

Grimly funny since the suggestion for a separate but equal debate and discussion forum came from a couple of racists.

Yeah. I kept seeing people say things that amounted to "ugh can we have a separate board for race stuff so I don't have to see it, think about it, or engage with it in any way" with absolutely no sign of self awareness.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 12:10

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

frankenfreak posted:

I love this description and I hope it's accurate.

It was to start with, but I think they ran out of them fairly quickly.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 12:19

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

My position on the issue is very nuanced.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 12:40

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

Paladinus posted:

My 👏 position 👏 on 👏 the 👏 issue 👏 is 👏 very 👏 nuanced.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 12:45

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; My kidneys are busted

Cacafuego posted:

Whatever happened to A Starwar Betamax?

# ? Sep 7, 2017 13:41

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

N. Senada posted:

Tape wore out

# ? Sep 7, 2017 13:48

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I like how anything that suggests racism exists is brushed off as "tumblr bullshit" by people who would probably still claim they aren't racist

# ? Sep 7, 2017 14:05

Charles Bukowski: Aug 26, 2003; Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner; Grimey Drawer

N. Senada posted:

He did a series of bathroom youtube reviews a couole of months ago that made me smile.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 14:12

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

purple death ray posted:

I like how anything that suggests racism exists is brushed off as "tumblr bullshit" by people who would probably still claim they aren't racist

I agree that racism exists, but

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:06

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Well there was that time they accused Lowtax of wanting to get rid of all the outspoken black posters after gfsincere/negromancer was banned.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:20

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"they"

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:23

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

FactsAreUseless posted:

"they"

Many of the posters in the negrotown thread if you'd like me to be specific.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:30

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

fruit on the bottom posted:

Many of the posters in the negrotown thread if you'd like me to be specific.

I'm going to need a list of these posters who must be sought out and banned for un-goony behavior. A "blacklist", if you will.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:35

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

fruit on the bottom posted:

Many of the posters in the negrotown thread if you'd like me to be specific.

Please, be more specific.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:36

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

I'm just saying that it was ridiculous that lowtax had to go and defend himself in that thread because of his admins banned a guy who was telling people that their CC information was being stolen

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:39

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

"to"

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:50

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

'"'

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:52

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

WrenP-Complete posted:

The quote is complaining about Koalas March (not a D&D mod).

It's not a complaint.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 16:54

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

I was writing a reply but oh my god I just found out my coworker sitting next to me is a 9/11 truther please send help

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:01

Eela6: May 25, 2007; Shredded Hen

Chichevache posted:

I'm going to need a list of these posters who must be sought out and banned for un-goony behavior. A "blacklist", if you will.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:04

my dad: Oct 17, 2012; this shall be humorous

fruit on the bottom posted:

I was writing a reply but oh my god I just found out my coworker sitting next to me is a 9/11 truther please send help

On my way. Thanks for reminding me that I forgot my mirror at the office.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:10

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Ouch. I'll be feeling that one for days

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:17

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

fruit on the bottom posted:

I was writing a reply but oh my god I just found out my coworker sitting next to me is a 9/11 truther please send help

Double down, every time he/she (but we know it's a he) starts up immediately tangent to your research that reveals the real party responsible for 9/11: Australian Eco-terroists.

Bonus points if you can get him to point out that it makes no sense and your theory is improbable, physically impossible and really loving stupid.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:49

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Outrail posted:

Double down, every time he/she (but we know it's a he) starts up immediately tangent to your research that reveals the real party responsible for 9/11: Australian Eco-terroists.

You leave my grandma out of this!

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:51

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Outrail posted:

Double down, every time he/she (but we know it's a he) starts up immediately tangent to your research that reveals the real party responsible for 9/11: Australian Eco-terroists.

Bonus points if you can get him to point out that it makes no sense and your theory is improbable, physically impossible and really loving stupid.

She, actually. But I guess it's her dad that instilled it in her so ultimately it's a he

# ? Sep 7, 2017 17:57

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Inescapable Duck posted:

You leave my grandma out of this!

'My grandma did 9/11' is a pretty amazing position.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:00

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Outrail posted:

Double down, every time he/she (but we know it's a he) starts up immediately tangent to your research that reveals the real party responsible for 9/11: Australian Eco-terroists.

Bonus points if you can get him to point out that it makes no sense and your theory is improbable, physically impossible and really loving stupid.

Better yet, tell the co-worker that they never appreciate any of the hard work you put in.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:05

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Outrail posted:

'My grandma did 9/11' is a pretty amazing position.

Their grandmother is Laura Bush.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:41

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Cacafuego posted:

Whatever happened to A Starwar Betamax? Anything that guy said was funny

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=180070

He will be back soon. Today is his last day of probation.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:47

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

VanSandman posted:

It's not a complaint.

Oh, didn't understand then, sorry. Good to know.

VictorianQueerLit posted:

OP: "Help! HELP! I'm stuck in a hurricane!!!"
Goons1-4: "Drive! Drive away and be safe!"
OP: "I'm thinking I should stay... should I stay?"
Goon5: "NO! I was trapped in a hurricane, and staying is a bad idea! Drive away!"
Goons6-8: "We're mapping routes! Pick one and drive!"
Goon9: "I've even bypassed the traffic and found gas on this one!!"
OP: "I can see the routes, but I don't want to follow them... should I stay?"
Goon10: "No! If you stay, you'll get storm surge, and then you'll be proper hosed. I should know, I almost drowned."
OP: "I've stayed a little bit and I haven't seen a storm surge. I'm gonna keep staying..."
Goons11-18: "No! Drive! Drive Away!"
OP: "Guys, I'm seriously stuck in this hurricane! Help! HELP!!!"
Goon19: "I was trapped in a hurricane once. It took me two days, but I managed to build a car out of common household materials and escape. I'm sending the blueprints, extra materials and a map with a route marked on it."
Goon20: "I've engineered a jet-pack that will rocket you to safety. Stay where you are and we will send it!"
OP: "Thanks for your help, guys. I'm gonna keep staying. I'll find the eye and then it will be calm"
**Goons1-20 piss in the hurricane**
Goon21: "Guys, seriously... stop peeing in the hurricane."
DogonCrook:"Yeah, like any of you guys have even seen a real hurricane, you neckbearded, WOW-addicted shut-ins."