Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a thread for

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alnilam

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

Jokes that are good but you can't be bothered to develop a Final Fantasy game for

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:04

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:23

alnilam

"this is actually a really good joke and has some potential, make the game imo"

6 months later final fantasy 5 comes out

# ? Sep 7, 2017 03:05

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

beanie-weenie? i thought this was supposed to be an upscale restaurant. excuse me, waiter! an order of your finest 'beanis-weanis', please.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:59

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

Turn out the lights
and look out below
this butt of mine
is gonna blow!

# ? Sep 7, 2017 15:35

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:12

vanisher

Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies

(Dog dressed as a vacuum waits under bush as ups driver runs up driveway with a package)

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:14

FluffieDuckie

mod challenge :siren:

if you toss out an idea here that seems to pick up some interest, feel free to start a thread for it.

you never know what yobbers will do with a thread idea until it's out there

:love:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:17

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Shady Skulls: a supportive living community for your villainous golden years.

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:21

vanisher

Bruce Wayne's dog to child riding bike who was barked at and is now afraid of dogs: "There's more to me than this..."

Child: "It's not who you are underneath, but what you do that defines you"

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:35

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

I think bat dog has thread potential.

I mean there was a Super Horse.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:44

vanisher

Lets make it!

got any sevens posted:

Alfred gets Bruce Wayne a dog to teach him to love, and Bruce goes ocd trying to maximize the dog's nutrition and exercise and toys

Want to make the thread?

# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:51

got any sevens: by Cyrano4747

vanisher posted:

Lets make it!

Want to make the thread?

go ahead, i dont think awful app can do that

i liked the vacuum joke, that is too true :glomp:

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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:23

alnilam

vanisher posted:

Bruce Wayne to dog: conquer your fears, become fear to your enemies

(Dog dressed as a vacuum waits under bush as ups driver runs up driveway with a package)

Lol

# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:27

FluffieDuckie

Good job guys :toot:

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Sep 8, 2017 04:36

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

What is it that they say around here? Another BYOB success story, I think.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 8, 2017 04:40

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A thread where we ridicule animals for their moral failings.

# ? Sep 8, 2017 19:57

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

"Whaddya think, you bloody pelican!? You think God gave you a beak bag just so you can just load it up with the less mobile? With the legless? HOW DARE YOU."

# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:35

sebmojo: Legit Cyberpunk

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

A thread where we ridicule animals for their moral failings.

dumb dog sniffing ur butt lol why do you always do that

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# ? Sep 9, 2017 09:55

Twenty Four

Elephant? More like EleCAN"T!

# ? Sep 9, 2017 11:44

Twenty Four

Shotgunning beers? Weak. At my parties we slingshot them. Fill up water balloons with beer and use those giant elastic water balloon launchers to fire beer balloons directly into your mouth.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 12:13

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Twenty Four posted:

Shotgunning beers? Weak. At my parties we slingshot them. Fill up water balloons with beer and use those giant elastic water balloon launchers to fire beer balloons directly into your mouth.

Darryl, the world's smartest redneck, "Boys, I've made an entirely new kind of shotgun. Line up."

"I've got 20 gauge Jeger shells and I've got a buckshot of bar nuts if you get hangry."

ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Sep 9, 2017

# ? Sep 9, 2017 14:12

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

Twenty Four posted:

Shotgunning beers? Weak. At my parties we slingshot them. Fill up water balloons with beer and use those giant elastic water balloon launchers to fire beer balloons directly into your mouth.

bro. you won't believe the sick kegger this weekend. my main man dave, he's finally combined his life's two great passions: beer, and big red fire trucks.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 14:26

free Trapt CD: *~~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings
*~~*

my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection

# ? Sep 9, 2017 14:28

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

Eyes going back and forth between a bicycle pump and a box of Franzia

# ? Sep 10, 2017 00:15

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free Trapt CD posted:

my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection

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# ? Sep 10, 2017 01:57

alnilam

free Trapt CD posted:

my weekend? it got a bit crazy. you remember that old toy the slip 'n' slide? to cut a long story short, i have a yeast infection

ShinyBirdTeeth posted:

Eyes going back and forth between a bicycle pump and a box of Franzia

# ? Sep 10, 2017 02:50

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A cynical, burned-out 14 year old, "It's a dirty world, let me tell you. You come in with the best intentions: You're gonna do something different, you're gonna be real. Yeah, we all did. And soon you're screeching like a banshee and counting your nickles. Youtube LPs...hell of a loving game, man."

# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:17

Business Gorillas

godzilla dating simulator

# ? Sep 10, 2017 15:40

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Hiking Simulator.

Built on the ARMA engine

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:51

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Pulling out a single piece of gum, holding it aloft, and yelling "I have a gum!" in places where it is a bad idea to do so.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:52

vanisher

Jedrick posted:

Pulling out a single piece of gum, holding it aloft, and yelling "I have a gum!" in places where it is a bad idea to do so.

"This is a stick up"

# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:17

alnilam

vanisher posted:

"This is a stick up"

# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:19

vanisher

I don't want anyone to think they need a hero. Its 2:30 and you should all have had lunch already.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:22

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

and they say that a hero's a sandwich
bread layered with veggies, cheese and meat
no hoagie or sub but a hero's a sandwich
watch as I sit here and eat

I'm not too good at song parodies but I do love trying to sharpen my skills here at the yob :kiddo:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:48

Robot Made of Meat

Starman Super DX posted:

I'm not too good at song parodies but I do love trying to sharpen my skills here at the yob

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:20

FactsAreUseless

As a malapropist, I believe in a biconical cistern of covered mints.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:41

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Starman Super DX posted:

and they say that a hero's a sandwich
bread layered with veggies, cheese and meat
no hoagie or sub but a hero's a sandwich
watch as I sit here and eat

I'm not too good at song parodies but I do love trying to sharpen my skills here at the yob

there goes my hero
watch it as it toasts

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:20

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

seasoned with our signature blend of salt and pepper.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:25

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

onomatopaella is arguably the noisiest food you can cook.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:27

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:23

ShinyBirdTeeth: sparkle sparkle sparkle

A creep at a bbq, "That's mah bird handling tongs and them over there? Thems mah weiner tongs." :clicks tongs twice:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:31

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