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MilesK posted:Wasn't the ELE just a 2 week long April fools prank that turned out to be a https://libraryofbabel.info/ page? I dunno, maybe because in April 2016, I wrote a whole blog about it called, *gasp*, Star Citizen - Extinction Level Event, and which served as my ground zero?
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:44 |
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SomethingJones posted:ATV Sep 7 2017 Good work SJ be careful that your brain doesn't turn to mush again "as we're completing and polishing features, those numbers are going to change. Sometimes dramatically. Sometimes higher, sometimes lower" = months of bug-fixing to go. "what we'd like our first round of non-CIG testers to help us evaluate" = Evocati will test the Gamescom moon-only demo.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:45 |
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:46 |
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The gist of the ELE blog is that CIG will move the whole thing behind closed doors, and backers will be left with BURNDOWN and a selection of loving graphs and charts and in-editor videos to inform them of progress. lmao if they do that
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:47 |
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This is surprisingly cute.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:48 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:This is surprisingly cute. The one on the left won't shut up about the ele
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:49 |
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Quavers posted:Good work SJ be careful that your brain doesn't turn to mush again Too late! It's already mush. We're going to need a bigger boat.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:51 |
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Derek, I honestly don't think using '2 weeks' seriously is going to give your statements any more gravitas.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:52 |
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BNBL, wolf posts best posts.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:52 |
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ModernSociety posted:Derek, I honestly don't think using '2 weeks' seriously is going to give your statements any more gravitas. It's me, I'm the gravitas.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:52 |
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Will next week's BURNDOWN bug count be HIGHER or LOWER than the preceding one, this is to win the car
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:54 |
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SomethingJones posted:CIG email copied from Derek's ELE blog Nah. The Evocati are the handpicked backers, and were first used for 2.4. What I can see happening is the Evocati testing period for "3.0" (it's gonna be the Gamescom moon-only demo) being extended to months, instead of a couple of weeks like with previous updates. Evocati are under NDA, so barring leaks - which the Zealots will dismiss as FUD - CIG can effectively hide the true barebones-feature-state of "3.0" from the backers for months.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:56 |
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SomethingJones posted:The gist of the ELE blog is that CIG will move the whole thing behind closed doors, and backers will be left with BURNDOWN and a selection of loving graphs and charts and in-editor videos to inform them of progress. Its happening. Not that the ELE is actually happening, but CIG is incompetent enough to actually treat it like something they need to buckle down and close the hatches for. A loving mostly harmless internet warlord and a bunch of idiots in a loving dead rear end comedy forum dictate CIGs actions. In CIGs eyes, we are patient zero for a plague that will end up destroying their funding. A cancer that will spread bringing about widespread refunds and slowed down funding if not treated quick enough. They know actually releasing content thats not broken in a timely manner is the most effective means to dispel it, but are not capable of producing it. So they go into defcon 5 and hope that the particular brand of zealot can hold the fort regurgitating the same tired lines without applying a single ounce of critical thinking. Its not enough. I've started to see a concrete shift in opinion now thats a lot like what happened in these forums. The faithful are starting to doubt, the haters are getting bolder and the zealots cant shout them down anymore with the same tired narratives.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:57 |
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Potato Salad posted:...he's already set for retirement, has paid off all significant debts, and is clearly not wasting $3,000 that has objectively far more beneficial uses. Is there something wrong with that? I donate to charity, I invest in my retirement funds and market, and I live a my life as a single simpleton bachelor enjoying the Cali sun.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 17:57 |
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D_Smart posted:You're a moron. The fact that you can't make a single post in response to something that doesn't even mention me, without dragging me into it, is evidence that you - like your CIG colleagues and Shitizens - really do fear the fact that, in time, I may be proven to be right about the project. 2/3rd of my posts don't mention you. You mention you and you find a way to make everything about you and your quest against the great CIG Windmill. Go board up a house or something - you have bigger demons to fight this week.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:00 |
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Quavers posted:Nah. The Evocati are the handpicked backers, and were first used for 2.4. But Derek is saying this is another layer on top of the evocati? Have you ever seen anything more convoluted, confusing and messy as this, everyone else manages to have something they can roll out as early access without all this nonsense and hiding behind NDAs.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:01 |
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Bro I know the guy that dumped 10k on Mighty #9 and although at the time he thought it was mostly nothing given his paycheck he probably looks back on it and thinks "drat, that 10k would have gone to better places" . And Mighty #9 exists, even though its mediocre, which is in an exponentially better place than SC right now.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:03 |
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the evocati is just bullshit lip service to keep backers snug and warm. lol if you don't think their 'feedback' goes straight into a spam folder. They have had precisely zero affect on what is released
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:03 |
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I think it goes something like internal QA > Evocati > Subscribers > 1st Wave of 10,000ish backers > 2 to 4 more waves of backers with progressively larger numbers > Public release
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:06 |
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it goes Chris's brain > Waves Hands > Tumbleweeds
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:07 |
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SomethingJones posted:CIG email copied from Derek's ELE blog So, are we thinking of yet another elite-er level of tester ? Like some kind of Ultra-Fancy avocadoes ? Centurions where above evocati so we can call them Cendurian (for the durian fruit) Cendurian -> Avocadoes->Backers->PTU->Pu ? How many levels of unpaid QA do you need before you strike diminishing returns ? Also : "while keeping our operational costs down" if by that you mean bandwith cost for pushing patches, then better toughen up your sphincters, since your going to have to patch this beauty once a week if not more if it ever get in the hand of the general public someday. aleksendr fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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SomethingJones posted:[b]ATV Sep 7 2017 Evaluate = assign value to
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:10 |
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HycoCam posted:I think it goes something like internal QA > Evocati > Subscribers > 1st Wave of 10,000ish backers > 2 to 4 more waves of backers with progressively larger numbers > Public release It was only staggered because bandwidth costs for CIG were astronomically high and their constant patching didn't help the large overall file size. So they came up with evocati that was really more of a "Find the large whales and rope them in" scheme, also pay us a subscription fee and we'll consider your involvement in the evocati testing.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:14 |
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aleksendr posted:So, are we thinking of yet another elite-er level of tester ? Like some kind of Ultra-Fancy avocadoes ? Centurions where above evocati so we can call them Cendurian (for the durian fruit) I have no loving idea any more, like I am desperately trying to understand the rationale behind funding it when the tech is demonstrably hosed, and now here's a whole other structure of bullshit that they are trying to hide behind that I didn't know about before. The only thing I can glean from Derek's ELE blog is that they are going to switch off PU access to everyone apart from a small group, but Derek is yet another layer of madness.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:16 |
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From the Irma thread:quote:
Busta Rhymes called it.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:17 |
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Golli posted:Evaluate = assign value to You see, that makes sense to me.
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peter gabriel posted:it goes Yo all crobberts had to do on the gamescom stage was this and 3.0 could have been successfully delayed by years AND blamed on derek smart:
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:19 |
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SomethingJones posted:I have no loving idea any more, like I am desperately trying to understand the rationale behind funding it when the tech is demonstrably hosed, and now here's a whole other structure of bullshit that they are trying to hide behind that I didn't know about before. You do understand Derek's ELE blog is over a year old and most of the predictions in it didn't come true, right?
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:22 |
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pubic void nullo posted:never thought I'd drag this out again but time works in mysterious ways always gets his
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:22 |
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I'm no developer, but I manage contractors who do develop custom (business) software - and if I think the contractors are full of it, then I have the option to call in an independent party to review their code to see what's really up. This tends to keep them in line, because they do not want to lose the contract.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:23 |
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drat Dirty Ape posted:Who archives the archivers? uhh mirificus duh edit: tax
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:24 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:Is there something wrong with that? I donate to charity, I invest in my retirement funds and market, and I live a my life as a single simpleton bachelor enjoying the Cali sun. Don't think we give a collective gently caress about you specifically. There were dozens of posts linked here of people donating their monthly disability checks to Croberts which is hosed up. The objective is to expose the scam and stop people from sending their money to him. No one really gives a poo poo about a small % people with lots of spare money that want to throw it in the fire. This is not the point. Him buying multiple $150K+ cars by scamming the mentally handicapped and also siphoning tax money off people who are not involved in the scam is not OK. Exposing scams and people associated with them is a net good for society, and that's what Derek and some others here are doing. It's not a personal crusade against you, or your space dream. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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peter gabriel posted:the evocati is just bullshit lip service to keep backers snug and warm. lol if you don't think their 'feedback' goes straight into a spam folder. They have had precisely zero affect on what is released Feedback: Game's broke yo Filed to: Trash bin, lol
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SomethingJones posted:The only thing I can glean from Derek's ELE blog is that they are going to switch off PU access to everyone apart from a small group, but Derek is yet another layer of madness. A solid strategy. As you make progress toward releaseing your game you should gradually restrict the numbers of person that can access to it. Thats why they call it "Open Betas". You open the door and shove the betas tester out so only the stronger, "Alphas" tester remain to help you figure out the last few remaining bugs. aleksendr fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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MilesK posted:You do understand Derek's ELE blog is over a year old and most of the predictions in it didn't come true, right? Derek has re-tweeted it to "give context to what's coming next" so I'm getting myself some context for 'what's coming next' and discussing it to get some more context, and then Derek tweets the latest ATV and says "look here" so I looked there and that Eric guy says something about "non-CIG testers" so hey, there's the context, the context is a year old. Also, Derek quotes a CIG rep "giving some more context" in the form of an email. None of that is a prediction so far. Then he goes into some more historical stuff and posts a chart, along with some rumours and unconfirmed reports. I know they are rumours and unconfirmed reports because Derek Smart calls them 'rumours and unconfirmed reports'. He doesn't call them 'predictions'. Then he talks about various lies and then we get a big history lesson. I can't find a single prediction in there, but it might be because my eyes are glazing over at the sheer amount of text. Which predictions in there turned out to be wrong?
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:33 |
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Pull up SomethingJones - you survived transcribing Chris. Reading Derek's blog is too much to ask of you.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:35 |
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Canine Blues Arooo posted:This is surprisingly cute. All wolves are cute, all of the time.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 18:39 |
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Golli posted:Pull up SomethingJones - you survived transcribing Chris. Reading Derek's blog is too much to ask of you. I can't find my way out send help
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Post more wolves
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