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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Just what the world needs: more loving Cubs fans.

http://mlb.com/cutfour/index.jsp#contentId=244639842

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hey: Google "owner of the jets"

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Hot poo poo:

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/894688431170867200

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Sammy Watkins traded to the rams

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

im kinda mad but now the bills tyrod and mccoy got bouldin to give buffalo the marshawn lynch chance and lol get hosed watkins you just got ej' manuel'd

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
The Bucs just waived the kicker that they got with a second round pick in 2016. :lol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF455bGsGU8

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I really hate that one sports team.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I really hate that one sports team.

Yes, it is so much worse than that other sports team which is geographically closer to my home.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


tastefully arranged labia posted:

Yes, it is so much worse than that other sports team which is geographically closer to my home.

I agree but, I think we all know that third team nearby is worse by far.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Nick Soapdish posted:

I agree but, I think we all know that third team nearby is worse by far.

Don't even get me started on those guys :rolleyes:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
WIDE LEFT

https://twitter.com/uSTADIUM/status/897491879016767488

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Seahawks kick off to start the second half, force a fumble on the return, and scoop the ball up. Now they're starting on the Vikings' 18. :lol:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Goddammit that sounds incredible.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Vikings gonna Viking

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Rookie cornerback intercepts a tipped pass. :thumbsup:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Less than a full quarter in, the Titans are walking all over the Panthers. It's 17-0. :confused: Cam Newton's not playing, but still. Panthers have had the ball for all of something like two minutes.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

bills still love penalties

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

bills still love penalties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYGxWGduCCQ

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Officials didn't call a Packers defender hip tossing a Redskin runner. :wtc:

loving amateur hour here.

They had all the time in the world to do it, too. That was as they hit the 2 minute warning.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Today in baseball:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i love the umps

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Fights? Did the Tigers get sick of the Yankees almost hitting the ball out of the park all week?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

umps are protesting being yelled at too much by managers

so now they're wearing white wristbands and tossing out players and managers for looking at then wrong

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's been a thing for a long time. Just nobody was willing to do it. Girardi gives zero fucks though. That guy gets tossed from games like Billy loving Martin.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Straight brawlin' out there! All this in the 6th, 7th, and 8th.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnYJcKXTewE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o2T8rIjAtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ownA1CX9TTg

Apparently a couple of other dudes got hit, as well.

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Aug 25, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, only two plays into the Seahawks' opening drive and I already have a raging boner.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
GOD drat, FUCKIN KEARSE!

Pesticide, where are you, man??

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Naked Bear posted:

GOD drat, FUCKIN KEARSE!

Pesticide, where are you, man??

Sorry dude but I'm boycotting this season

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Awww, man :(

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

I'm hoping Kaepernick gets hired soon

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Pesticide20 posted:

Sorry dude but I'm boycotting this season

Pesticide20 posted:

I'm hoping Kaepernick gets hired soon

I haven't watched NFL football since they blackballed Tim Tebow for loving jesus too much.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

its cool Tebow gonna be a Met and be cool in Queens

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Eagles / Jets:

Four minutes to go in the fourth quarter, Jets have the ball around midfield. It's 4th and 2, they run a pass play to the right, guy catches it and goes out of bounds. However, they get hit with offensive pass interference thanks to another retard who wasn't even the intended receiver.

They're backed up ten yards and have to punt. Just before they do, the Jets decide that now is the perfect time to challenge the catch. Their own catch. Sure as poo poo, their guy didn't get both feel down in bounds. The Eagles decline the penalty, and now instead of taking the penalty and punting, the Jets have to turn the ball over on the spot. :wtf:

GO JETS

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Sep 1, 2017

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Were they trying to challenge the spot? What the hell :lol:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I have no loving clue what they thought that would accomplish.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Ahahaha get hosed, Raiders. They blew a touchdown by picking up a penalty (holding, I think), then barely missed getting a catch inbounds next to the goal line, and then had to settle for a field goal but missed.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Victor Vermis posted:

I haven't watched NFL football since they blackballed Tim Tebow for loving jesus too much.

Loving Jesus is stupid as hell though.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Carson Wentz looooooooves his Jesus, but it's okay because he's cool and good

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



If you didn't watch, here's highlights of the pats getting stomped last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hYFmW18oNA


Also aggy nation continues to be horrible

https://twitter.com/courshel/status/905942396831191040/photo/1

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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait did they put a return address on the letter

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