Nintendo Switch: Great, now I want to fuck a piano

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iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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I mean, what monster puts Yoshi's Island last

Like really

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:03

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Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

Rhythm Heaven is the best Mario game.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:04

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Stupid; Bread Liar

iajanus posted:

I mean, what monster puts Yoshi's Island last

Like really

a hosed up idiot manchild virgin, that's who.

Yoshi's Island is platforming bliss.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:16

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

The Mario games that are just kind of okay:

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario Land
Mario Vs. Donkey Kong
Super Princess Peach
New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
Probably one of the attempts at a Yoshi's Island sequel, I didn't really play any of those

The ones that are really good:

Pretty much all the others

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:23

Modus Pwnens: Dec 29, 2004

iajanus posted:

I mean, what monster puts Yoshi's Island last

Like really

I can't tell if the list is best to worst or worst to best because they both are so wrong.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:27

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Lmao if you don't think the Mario heirarchy goes SMW>SMB3>SM64>SM3DW>*

Mario Maker is #1.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:27

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

So uh I'm stuck in Blaster Master Zero, and this is the first time Google has ever failed to help me figure out what the hell to do next in a game.

As far as I can tell, I have everything in Area 3 -- I have the jetpack thing, the jump booster, all that fun stuff. I can see a "gate" block on the map I haven't been to yet, on the left side of it, but I can't access it AFAIK because there's a conveyor-belt pillar thing blocking the way and the conveyor belt is sideways on a wall. If I have a way to turn sideways conveyors yet I have no idea what it is. What am I missing?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:31

SeXTcube: Jan 1, 2009

Hello friends, I finally bought a Switch yesterday getting the Splatoon 2 bundle from Walmart. I'm disappointed that the case it comes with is bare bones and isn't the Splatoon case that Nintendo sells separately.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:33

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:33

SeXTcube: Jan 1, 2009

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

I'm more offended that you ranked anything New Super Mario Bros over Mario 64.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:37

Trump Card: Jun 25, 2008; HEY GUYS

loquacius posted:

So uh I'm stuck in Blaster Master Zero, and this is the first time Google has ever failed to help me figure out what the hell to do next in a game.

As far as I can tell, I have everything in Area 3 -- I have the jetpack thing, the jump booster, all that fun stuff. I can see a "gate" block on the map I haven't been to yet, on the left side of it, but I can't access it AFAIK because there's a conveyor-belt pillar thing blocking the way and the conveyor belt is sideways on a wall. If I have a way to turn sideways conveyors yet I have no idea what it is. What am I missing?

You need an item from a later area to activate those conveyors, you don't need to worry about it for now

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:38

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Trump Card posted:

You need an item from a later area to activate those conveyors, you don't need to worry about it for now

Ok cool, thought so. In the meantime, though, I don't know where else I need to go. I already went back to Area 2 to get a health expansion I couldn't reach before; do I have to go all the way back to Area 1 for some reason?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:49

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Okay well it's STILL the first time I've seen, but no, I never have read a game magazine.

But still, I'll eat a pineapple pizza if Odyssey isn't released on 10/27/17.

That's not a punishment

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:54

Tender Bender: Sep 17, 2004

I hate the art design in Mario 3, especially the color palette.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:56

Vikar Jerome: Nov 26, 2013; I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

obviously, this is the best mario:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3CrLG8dEg

# ? Sep 10, 2017 22:57

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

Genesis Sonic has been completely improved upon by Sonic Mania

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:00

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

Your broken brain

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:23

spit on my clit: Jul 19, 2015; by Cyrano4747

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Yoshi's Island is very bad. Fight me IRL.

Loser has to play all of the non- Sega Genesis Sonic games.

spotted jeff gerstmann

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:24

Ventana: Mar 28, 2010; *Yosh intensifies*

Improbable Lobster posted:

Genesis Sonic has been completely improved upon by Sonic Mania

They probably mean stuff like the 3D games, the Advance series or the Rush series, not Mania which is pretty much in the Genesis category despite being released later.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:24

Shammypants: May 25, 2004; Let me tell you about true luxury.

Steve Jorbs posted:

Hello friends, I finally bought a Switch yesterday getting the Splatoon 2 bundle from Walmart. I'm disappointed that the case it comes with is bare bones and isn't the Splatoon case that Nintendo sells separately.

You should get a case that is less embarrassing like basically a black one that doesn't even say Nintendo at all

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:25

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Steve Jorbs posted:

Hello friends, I finally bought a Switch yesterday getting the Splatoon 2 bundle from Walmart. I'm disappointed that the case it comes with is bare bones and isn't the Splatoon case that Nintendo sells separately.

I want those neon controllers :argh:

And also a switch I guess.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:26

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Ventana posted:

They probably mean stuff like the 3D games, the Advance series or the Rush series, not Mania which is pretty much in the Genesis category despite being released later.

Sonic Mania is not on the Sega Genesis

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:27

Ventana: Mar 28, 2010; *Yosh intensifies*

Improbable Lobster posted:

Sonic Mania is not on the Sega Genesis

Hence "pretty much" and "despite being released later"

I mean it's pretty obvious the game is more like Sonic 3 than Sonic 4 or Advance 3

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:29

SeXTcube: Jan 1, 2009

XyrlocShammypants posted:

You should get a case that is less embarrassing like basically a black one that doesn't even say Nintendo at all

I didn't specifically want the Splatoon branded one I saw but thought it was lame they gave you a different less robust one in the bundle for the same $20 price.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:31

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

What's the case in the bundle look like?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:32

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Ventana posted:

Hence "pretty much" and "despite being released later"

I mean it's pretty obvious the game is more like Sonic 3 than Sonic 4 or Advance 3

Yes but it does not run on the Sega Genesis

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:32

SeXTcube: Jan 1, 2009

SeANMcBAY posted:

What's the case in the bundle look like?

It also has a sleeve for 5 games.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:37

Roll Fizzlebeef: Sep 9, 2003

SeANMcBAY posted:

What's the case in the bundle look like?

It holds a switch with joycons and has slots for 5 games. That is pretty much it. The butterfox one recommended earlier in the thread is a lot nicer and has more room for other stuff.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:37

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Steve Jorbs posted:

It also has a sleeve for 5 games.

Why would you need sleeves for games for this perfect as a digital only platform entertainment system?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:40

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

Lmao if you don't think the Mario heirarchy goes SMW>SMB3>SM64>SM3DW>*

See M64 shouldn't even be in these lists cause the effect it had on the entirety of the early 3D generation is insane, as much as the jumps in the 2D games were amazing too.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:41

SeANMcBAY: Jun 28, 2006; Look on the bright side.

Steve Jorbs posted:

It also has a sleeve for 5 games.

Oh cool. I have that exact same case but just black and a simple Nintendo and Switch logo on each side.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:44

SeXTcube: Jan 1, 2009

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Why would you need sleeves for games for this perfect as a digital only platform entertainment system?

Because first party Nintendo games maintain their value for a long time.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:56

Gaffle: Aug 23, 2013; sWAg

loquacius posted:

Ok cool, thought so. In the meantime, though, I don't know where else I need to go. I already went back to Area 2 to get a health expansion I couldn't reach before; do I have to go all the way back to Area 1 for some reason?

Yeah now that you have the boosters you can clinb the tree to the left of where the game begins.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 23:58

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

I need sleeves because when I got the Zelda preorder bundle with the case (that I'm even able to fit a dock and the power brick into, albeit awkwardly) it was for a physical copy of the game, and because I still go physical with games I am not entirely sure about and games that I anticipate I'll be able to completely finish and never want to play again.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:05

Macaluso: Sep 23, 2005; I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

Yoshi's Island is literally a perfect video game. There isn't anything wrong with it. It's what every game should aspire to be. Don't @ me

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:14

Roll Fizzlebeef: Sep 9, 2003

I bought cartridges for everything thinking the save games would be on them. Lol no. They are stuck on the console. Goddammit nintendo.

There is still the resale possibility but I have never actually convinced myself to sell a nintendo game.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:14