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sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Verrit is literally the wallet inspector joke but for facts.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 14:53

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 06:57

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Karina Moreno was a good guest.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:07

LesterGroans: Jun 9, 2009; It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

It's really funny because it's a literal version of those replies to Snopes that are like "Snopes is run by paid Liberals from their basement!"

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:08

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

GalacticAcid posted:

Karina Moreno was a good guest.

She threw in some crazy foreign words sometimes, and I had no idea what she was talking about. Like the groups you're supposed to work with. :saddowns:

Also, I couldn't stop wondering if she were related to Rita Moreno.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:10

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

prefect posted:

Also, I couldn't stop wondering if she were related to Rita Moreno.

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who wondered this dumb thing

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:21

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

sexpig by night posted:

I'm really glad I'm not the only one who wondered this dumb thing

I'm good at finding dumb things to wonder about. :downs:

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:25

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Peter single handedly showed a couple days ago how his dumb site would do nothing to help arguments

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# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:36

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

New ep is good. I love that there's a The Troops barbecue chain

Matt's holding out on us. He went on the Flour Hour (IIRC) and they talked about W Ketchup. America's Ketchup^TM

"I can't wait to die so I can meet Ronald Reagan," said someone not allowed to touch my food.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 15:38

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Halloween Jack posted:

Matt's holding out on us. He went on the Flour Hour (IIRC) and they talked about W Ketchup. America's Ketchup^TM

"I can't wait to die so I can meet Ronald Reagan," said someone not allowed to touch my food.

this was a joke right

quote:

For more than a decade W Ketchup defended the liberty of Americans to buy delicious ketchup not owned and controlled by left-wing agitators and oligarchs. All games must end, however; we depart to prepare for the conflict to come, the greatest battle that our nation will ever face�when the credit bubble upon which big business, big academia, and big government draw their sustenance pops, they will defend their nefarious privileges by force; they will raid our bank deposits and give us worthless IOUs instead; they will impose price controls and capital controls and martial law; they will take our liberty; and they will tell us it is for our own good; they will say they are saving us from ourselves.

Most Congressmen are too ignorant, too stupid, or too venal to resist. The march toward fascism that began under Franklin Roosevelt speeds to a gallop, yet they pay no heed, their private graft raised above the public good. Observe: here comes Hillary Clinton, the Wall Street candidate, who used her office to extort billions into her slush fund masquerading as a charity, ready to seize plenary power; and there is John Roberts, who will give it to her, having flagrantly violated his oath to defend the Constitution by vesting the federal government with boundless power. Listen: a chorus of oligarchs, Warren Buffet, George Soros, Lloyd Blankfein tell us this is capitalism, with all its ugly but necessary flaws, the price of progress. It is not capitalism. It is corporatism. It is tyranny. Its proper name is fascism.

And who will defend us? The Republican leadership bows to its corporate masters, made rich not by serving the mass of consumers but through political machinations and exploitation of an artificial credit raised to heights unknown to history. They consent to big government as long as big business benefits. Libertarians, the opposition within the party, who understand the domestic enemy, would leave us defenseless against the foreign, disarmed by the naive and dangerous view that a barbarous foe that has been steadily encroaching upon civilization for fifteen hundred years can be placated by ignoring it.

The enemies are inside the gates�and what gates there were are thrown down by traitors within our midst, by Obama. The time draws nigh when all men will be called upon to decide whether to stand with our founding fathers by risking their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor to preserve the delicate flower that is liberty or whether to slink back to that darkness Christ met, when the whole world lay in bondage, when man�s only purpose was to serve Caesar.

This is the challenge our birthright and our duty compel us to meet. It is for this terrible calling that we take leave of W Ketchup.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:17

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Ketchup not controlled by left wing agitators? What does that even mean?
Do they think Heinz and Huntz are socialist entities or something? Or are those the oligarchs?

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:30

Impermanent: Apr 1, 2010

John Kerry married a Heinz heiress.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:33

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

And Senator John Heinz was kind of a leader of the moderate / liberal wing of the GOP before he died in a plane crash.

Edited to change "the leader" to "a leader."

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:35

Neon Belly: Feb 12, 2008; I need something stronger.

Mr. Lobe posted:

Ketchup not controlled by left wing agitators? What does that even mean?
Do they think Heinz and Huntz are socialist entities or something? Or are those the oligarchs?

Probably Annie's because their ketchup stuff is gross.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:35

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Mr. Lobe posted:

Ketchup not controlled by left wing agitators? What does that even mean?
Do they think Heinz and Huntz are socialist entities or something? Or are those the oligarchs?

don't forget Kerry married the Heinz lady, so yes absolutely for a grip of time ketchup was considered a left wing commie thing

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:35

Okuteru: Nov 10, 2007; Choose this life you're on your own

I remember during the 2004 election, Michael Savage would refer to John Kerry's wife as "Mama Ketchup".

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:40

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

2004 was so much worse than this.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:41

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

*looks up verrit #69420* wow i guess hillary really is fierce

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:12

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Verrit was Peter's attempt to become all of our dads, making Hillary our abuela.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:16

sleeptalker: Feb 17, 2011

Note that W Ketchup was founded by a New York (not Wall Street) banker and a Reagan-era FTC chairman's failson.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:32

some FUCKING LIAR: Sep 19, 2002; Fallen Rib

Fame Douglas posted:

Who is Jack Wagner?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Wagner_(actor)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn8E9rrBt7s

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:35

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Halloween Jack posted:

Verrit was Peter's attempt to become all of our dads, making Hillary our abuela.

Next step: become Adam from Cum Town and gently caress our dads

# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:36

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Matt tried to make a sports joke but referred to field goal kicking as punting. Shameful

# ? Sep 11, 2017 18:04

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

https://twitter.com/NJTVNews/status/907287823220387840

# ? Sep 11, 2017 18:53

X-Ray Pecs: May 11, 2008; New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/907242147027582977

# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:20

Antares: Jan 13, 2006

lee fang, actually bad pt 69:

https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/906786121874636800

# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:03

Neon Belly: Feb 12, 2008; I need something stronger.

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/NJTVNews/status/907287823220387840

It's pretty easy to cosponsor a bill when there's no chance of it coming up for a vote in committee, but good for him I guess.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:27

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/NJTVNews/status/907287823220387840

He is running

# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:32

Wrestlepig: Feb 25, 2011; my mum says im cool; Toilet Rascal

Mr. Lobe posted:

Ketchup not controlled by left wing agitators? What does that even mean?

probably his workers unionising

# ? Sep 12, 2017 01:46

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

2020 hopefuls thinking that support of Berniecare is gonna be a litmus test is... good?

Of course, like Neon Belly said it's gonna be different when push comes to shove.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:21

SEX HAVER 40000: Aug 6, 2009; no doves fly here lol

Antares posted:

lee fang, actually bad pt 69:

https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/906786121874636800

Wait, is Dave Anthony hella good now?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 07:32

dog house: Sep 13, 2012

when was dave anthony bad?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 08:33

SEX HAVER 40000: Aug 6, 2009; no doves fly here lol

He was never bad, but there was a stretch there a couple years ago where all he seemed.to do was yell at people who said his podcast was plagiarized. Haven't followed him since then but it looks like.he's politically my poo poo

# ? Sep 12, 2017 08:58

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

Yea he's still kinda a crank but he's solidly on the good side of things when not kinda going a bit too hard in just saying 'no poo poo the facts we said can be found other places, this is common historical knowledge you dipshit'.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:10