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Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

DLC Inc posted:

An MGSV-esque story about Lanky turning into Manky

:nods approvingly:

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DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011


Cranky Kong fondling a banana coin that was found by Lanky after the DK64 days, contracts metallic archea disease from it. Swanky Kong rescuing Lanky from a banana internment camp as The Plumber On Fire races after them on his dinosaur steed. Tiny Kong getting blown up in the Kong Copter.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Viewtiful Jew posted:

Are we talking pre- or post-puberty Tiny Kong?

Both Tiny Kong and Mirai Tiny Kong are playable.

Millions
Sep 13, 2007

Do you believe in heroes?
NoJ confirmed no smartphone app news during the Direct. RIP Animal Crossing, unless it somehow shows up at Apple's event tomorrow.

WaitsUp
Sep 19, 2005
I used to be a deli sandwich
Pikmin 4 release date please!

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

DLC Inc posted:

A new DKC by Retro but based on the animated series would be the biggest monkey's paw ever

Also Lanky is Manky before "the fall" lol

An MGSV-esque story about Lanky turning into Manky

To know everything, you must give up everything.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Al Borland Corp. posted:

No it hasn't. Their first trailer said 2017, then at E3 they announced it as being a October release which was a month earlier than anyone thought.

There were some people saying Zelda would be delayed to a holiday game and Mario would be a launch title but they were just making poo poo up.

im saying the game was complete since they first showed it

DLC Inc posted:

A new DKC by Retro but based on the animated series would be the biggest monkey's paw ever

Also Lanky is Manky before "the fall" lol

An MGSV-esque story about Lanky turning into Manky

revolver ocelot as leo luster...yes...

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

DLC Inc posted:

A new DKC by Retro but based on the animated series would be the biggest monkey's paw ever

Monkey's paw indeed. :v:

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

Millions posted:

NoJ confirmed no smartphone app news during the Direct. RIP Animal Crossing, unless it somehow shows up at Apple's event tomorrow.

Uh, now that you say that it would sort of make sense if Nintendo made an appearance at the apple event announcing something, having a direct the next day to go a bit more in depth.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

DalaranJ posted:

To know everything, you must give up everything.

Chunky Kong berated for stuffing Candy Kong into a banana pod, and using Kiddy Kong as the experimental Pilot for his big mechanical monster codenamed "LUCY"

Has his legs broken by Diddy Kong

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

ColonelJohnMatrix posted:

Uh, now that you say that it would sort of make sense if Nintendo made an appearance at the apple event announcing something, having a direct the next day to go a bit more in depth.

Super Mario Run was announced at the apple event last year, but I get the sense the SMR kind of tanked so maybe not?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Super Mario run would be instantly forgotten and relegated to a garbage tier tapping simulator if it didn't have Nintendo branding.

That being said, with the Nintendo branding it is a garbage tier tapping simulator.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

DLC Inc posted:

A new DKC by Retro but based on the animated series would be the biggest monkey's paw ever

Also Lanky is Manky before "the fall" lol

An MGSV-esque story about Lanky turning into Manky

Donkey Kong Country : Bluster's Redemption

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj7bXE4ucow

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Leo Luster's enter the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9B0-HFkpT4

lovingly rendered gorilla's rear end

ovenboy
Nov 16, 2014

stardew coop when

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
bluster nooo don't take the crystal coconut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gk5s0FT-CY

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
first time i see this bluster song, i feel blessed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uY7X7QfYGFk

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

an actual dog posted:

Super Mario Run was announced at the apple event last year, but I get the sense the SMR kind of tanked so maybe not?

SMR did okay buy Fire Emblem Heroes did gangbusters apparently

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Kurtofan posted:

Leo Luster's enter the scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9B0-HFkpT4

lovingly rendered gorilla's rear end

lol the animators were so bad they didn't understand that DK's eyes were separate from the forehead area and just assumed it was skin or something. They also shaved his head in the first episode and made it so his cowlick is skin as well. IDK how you gently caress up that bad

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



A prequel game about The Great Ape War would actually be pretty cool

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

K has come to.

Vikar Jerome
Nov 26, 2013

I believe Emmanuelle is shit, though Emmanuelle 2, Emmanuelle '77 and Goodbye, Emmanuelle may be very good movies.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

A prequel game about The Great Ape War would actually be pretty cool

Warning: This page contains theoretical information based on the research and speculation of one or several other users.

i had no idea the dkc lore was this rich.

Kaubocks
Apr 13, 2011

i can't wait for the reveal of a switch port of the arcade Theatrhythm and a brand new Kid Icarus Uprising

then like 30 seconds of odyssey to round out the rest of the direct

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

alf_pogs posted:

yoshis island is good

but wooly world is great

Same but opposite

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

The Bloop posted:

Same but opposite

Thats not the same. That's not the same at all!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Infinitum posted:

Preordered one. Australia rules. US dr00lz :smuggo:

What's it like playing a lot more for games? Out of curiosity, does that also apply to consoles and peripherals too?

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.

Kaubocks posted:

i can't wait for the reveal of a switch port of the arcade Theatrhythm and a brand new Kid Icarus Uprising

then like 30 seconds of odyssey to round out the rest of the direct

Nah it's gonna be Overwatch, as Has Been Foretold In Legends

The Hebug
May 24, 2004
I am a bug...

What's the goon consensus on which case is best? I'm actually finding myself bringing it for my commute recently and I feel a modestly padded cloth bag might be insufficient.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Bill Barber posted:

My favorite bit of trivia about Yoshi's Island is how the star theme eventually became the infamous Wing Cap theme from SM64.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=115b9ksz0ug

It's been the same star theme since SMB1.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Drunk Tomato posted:

Nah it's gonna be Overwatch, as Has Been Foretold In Legends

A full year of horrible balancing, now on the Switch!

Supercar Gautier
Jun 10, 2006

s.i.r.e. posted:

It's been the same star theme since SMB1.

The harmony is the part that was added in Yoshi's Island.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
a tear drop is slowly rolling down my eye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_rU7rwc0o

PowerBeard
Sep 4, 2011
Just chiming in to say that co-op NeuroVoider on the Switch with a buddy is amazing fun. Especially when one of us got the tactical nuke cannon and proceeded to decimate the boss with the other acting as bodyguard.

:hellyeah: :hf: :black101:

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


gently caress yeah, Directamundo.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
The Japanese site says there will be no news regarding smartphone apps and the presentation will focus on Odyssey and other Switch and 3DS titles releasing this year.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

s.i.r.e. posted:

It's been the same star theme since SMB1.
Listen to it for more than 5 seconds.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

Bill Barber posted:

Listen to it for more than 5 seconds.

See also: Numerous tracks from Final Fantasy and Dragon Quest games.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
So Hype

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Drunk Tomato posted:

Nah it's gonna be Overwatch, as Has Been Foretold In Legends

If overwatch releases on the switch then RIP my free time.

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