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gif Probst posted:my entire parlay was refunded because of the fight being canceled and now its too late to re-bet on it goddammit
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Sep 10, 2017 06:14
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gif Probst posted:goddammit Tough break.
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Sep 10, 2017 06:15
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gif Probst posted:goddammit That's hosed up
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Sep 10, 2017 06:32
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Sorry about the Sooners pounding Ohio State into the dirt jase
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Sep 10, 2017 06:42
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The Bucks looked terrible last night. Thought it would be my only bright spot before this hurricane hit. Now I have to hope the Browns beat the Steelers to cheer me up. No more betting this weekend!
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Sep 10, 2017 10:19
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Marching Powder posted:parlay on magny, melendez and cejudo to all win by decision. Nice
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Sep 10, 2017 18:50
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Bummer on that parlay. Out of curiosity what would the return have been if they let it stand minus the dj fight?
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Sep 10, 2017 20:55
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attackmole posted:Nice i'll make it up next week 
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Sep 10, 2017 22:02
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This is going to take a while, Jase1 is the best thing to happen to this thread, so I thought I would graph him. There is a lot of data to enter, so here is the first year. I'll be updating as I enter in all of his posts. I'm even keeping track of the odds of every bet as best I can (he used to only bet on underdogs) 
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Sep 10, 2017 22:32
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Eat This Glob posted:Bummer on that parlay. Out of curiosity what would the return have been if they let it stand minus the dj fight? I put in 50 and would have gotten about 800
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Sep 10, 2017 22:54
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All done. I didn't include the Mayweather fight, it looks like his bookie wouldn't take the bet.  jase1, I think you might have a gambling problem.
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Fozzy The Bear posted:All done. Nah, he's fine. If I recall he does much better on traditional sports (pool/poker too?) and he just does this to make the fights more interesting/ give us good posts Troxartas fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Sep 11, 2017 01:02
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gif Probst posted:I put in 50 and would have gotten about 800 That's super lovely. Sorry man.
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Sep 11, 2017 01:46
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Fozzy The Bear posted:All done. This guy
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Sep 11, 2017 01:49
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Troxartas posted:Nah, he's fine. If I recall he does much better on traditional sports (pool/poker too?) and he just does this to make the fights more interesting/ give us good posts MMA is his "fun" sport to bet on - MMA is insanely fun for gambling but a horrific sport to make money from.
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Sep 11, 2017 02:54
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i was makin money for a lil bit but ive been gettin owned lately just like jase
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Sep 11, 2017 03:19
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Captain Log posted:MMA is his "fun" sport to bet on - MMA is great to bet on. Not as great as it used to be when every sportsbook had no clue how to make lines on fights but you can still bet profitably on it. If you have an anonymous bookie like jase claims to have who puts insane lines on things it's even easier to bet profitably.
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Sep 11, 2017 03:23
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jase posting while being held out the door of a moving car by an old italian guy(racist as poo poo lol): ive got 10k on roxane modarfari, i saw a picture of her dressed up like some kind of retarded megaman
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Sep 11, 2017 03:29
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I bet the house on GSP developing AIDS "tragically" over the next few years of his uh career
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Sep 11, 2017 03:32
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MassRafTer posted:MMA is great to bet on. Not as great as it used to be when every sportsbook had no clue how to make lines on fights but you can still bet profitably on it. If you have an anonymous bookie like jase claims to have who puts insane lines on things it's even easier to bet profitably. I put a bill on Matt Serra by knockout in GSP/Serra one. Everything else has just been a clusterfuck since then and I loving do well in cricket. God damned cricket. MMA betting breaks my brain.
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Sep 11, 2017 04:17
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i correctly parlayed all 12 fights on a single card once and turned 2 bucks into like 600 and change and it's been mostly downhill since then. doesn't stop betting on mma being real fun
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Sep 11, 2017 05:50
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Fozzy The Bear posted:Graphs This is so off the wall and weird that I don't even really know how to react other than please don't do it anymore, man.
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Sep 11, 2017 06:28
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I think it's pretty stupid to say he has a gambling problem. He might not be a winning sports bettor but from what I gather Jase does very well for himself. So the amount of money he's lost is probably quite inconsequential to his life and lifestyle and can be written off at cost of entertainment.
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Sep 11, 2017 07:02
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He has a problem in that he loses too much and the thread is more fun when he's winning.
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Sep 11, 2017 07:10
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Jerusalem posted:This is so off the wall and weird that I don't even really know how to react other than please don't do it anymore, man. I think it would be fun if it were coming from a nicer place/fozzy wasn't doing it
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rare Magic card l00k posted:He has a problem in that he loses too much and the thread is more fun when he's winning. I disagree.
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Sep 11, 2017 14:39
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Skip My Posts posted:jase posting while being held out the door of a moving car by an old italian guy(racist as poo poo lol): ive got 10k on roxane modarfari, i saw a picture of her dressed up like some kind of retarded megaman lol
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Sep 11, 2017 18:57
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Jerusalem posted:This is so off the wall and weird that I don't even really know how to react other than please don't do it anymore, man. thank You. i dont know what was creepier: that he copy/pasted posts into excel, or that he wanted to talk about gambling in the gambling thread
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Sep 11, 2017 19:15
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JaySB posted:I think it's pretty stupid to say he has a gambling problem. He might not be a winning sports bettor but from what I gather Jase does very well for himself. So the amount of money he's lost is probably quite inconsequential to his life and lifestyle and can be written off at cost of entertainment. he is a grown man and if he is in a position to where he can put down $50,000 on any kind of bet then he is doing okay enough to gamble the way he does. he is also informed and his betting habit is based on educated bets and the occasional longshot.
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Sep 11, 2017 19:56
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gif Probst posted:he is a grown man and if he is in a position to where he can put down $50,000 on any kind of bet then he is doing okay enough to gamble the way he does. he is also informed and his betting habit is based on educated bets and the occasional longshot. If you think putting down $50,000 for any kind of bet means you don't have a gambling problem, you are misinformed.
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Sep 11, 2017 20:31
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MassRafTer posted:If you think putting down $50,000 for any kind of bet means you don't have a gambling problem, you are misinformed.
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Sep 11, 2017 21:24
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I had about 200k saved up from shooting pool over the years and I took that money and bought the company I was working for when the owner retired. I owned it for about 6 years and then sold it for just over 3.5 mil to a finance company in New York who just wanted my customer list. I now have a stock portfolio and was able to retire at the age of 40. I bought a house for cash in Florida and now have a financial advisor who helps make money from all of that. I pay myself a salary every month out of that and none of that money ever gets touched and never will get touched for gambling. I make more money a month than my salary I pay myself per month so I am doing fine. My gambling bankroll is about 200k give or take a few grand depending on how I am doing. Sports betting is just for fun and I made about 5k total overall last year from it. I bet about 10k a week on the NFL during the season and then I usually only place a few homer bets on the Cavs through out the season and then I will bet things like the world series or other major sporting events. If my bankroll gets low I just go back to shooting pool for awhile which is so boring to me it's like a job and I hate it. I could travel around and hustle dummies for a living and make great money but in this day and age with so many guns it's just not wise. I make most of my money from mid stakes omaha high low and NL holdem. The casino in Cleveland was gold mine and padded my bankroll so I could make fun bets on MMA. Anytime I won money at MMA I either bought my wife a present, bought myself into the main event of the WSOP this past year or wasted it all on Roulette and craps. If my bookie is hanging out with me when I win on MMA I mostly just blew the money in front of him it's like a tradition we have to gently caress with each other. My gambling has got me everything I have in life, my company that sold for a huge profit, a wife that is way out of my league who also signed a prenup, a chance to play in the WSOP with the best poker players in the world a house close to the beach with an amazing pool and countless other things in life. I will soon be purchasing a small boat for 10k so I can learn how to fish. I don't have a gambling problem but I might have a drinking problem. I spend more money on high end scotch than most people do on food. It has not affected my health yet though. I am pretty fit because I exercise regular and I run every day. The doctor never believes me when I tell him how much I drink but he always tells me to cut it in half and I still don't listen.
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Sep 11, 2017 22:07
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Jase, you forgot to mention the part where you will begin sending me a couple hundred bucks every few months. Other than that, everything is great. Thanks.
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Sep 11, 2017 22:48
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jase, i think every part of that is cool except for the fact that you shared it with us and you drink too much. please drink less and return to being a being of a higher plane, whose ways and means are so unknowable to the guys who lose 15 dollars because of their steadfast belief in holly holm that large bets appear to be some kind of natural phenomena, like the singing of birds or the howling of the wind.
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Sep 11, 2017 22:55
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I have a ton of debris in my yard from the hurricane so if anyone wants to make 25 bucks an hour to clean it up I'm paying it. It's about 8 hours worth of work.
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Sep 11, 2017 23:28
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jase1 posted:I have a ton of debris in my yard from the hurricane so if anyone wants to make 25 bucks an hour to clean it up I'm paying it. It's about 8 hours worth of work. *adds a 400 dollar debit to jase1.xls*
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Sep 11, 2017 23:45
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jase won
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vaginal facsimile posted:jase won
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jase1 posted:I have a ton of debris in my yard from the hurricane so if anyone wants to make 25 bucks an hour to clean it up I'm paying it. It's about 8 hours worth of work. I'm in the hurricane too. You're richer than me but good luck goon
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