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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

same

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Ape Agitator
Feb 19, 2004

Soylent Green is Monkeys
College Slice

Henchman of Santa posted:

Reductress is an Onion style site for women's magazines

I've learned a valuable thing today.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rollersnake posted:

So the standard word for "baby" in Nigerian Pidgin English is derived from a racial slur? That's fascinating/depressing.

Probably not exactly that. The variations of "pickaninny" and "pickin" and so on seem to be derived from the Spanish "pequeño" or the Portuguese "pequeno" and were common in much of Africa and the Caribbean since the 18th century. It was really only used as a slur in the US in the 18th and 19th century (and beyond) and was just an ordinary loanword in the African and Caribbean countries where it was used. People I know refer to their own children as "picknies" all the time, which was a bit :gonk: for me as a nice white lady from New England the first few times I heard it.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Henchman of Santa posted:

Reductress is an Onion style site for women's magazines

Yeah? So? Since when is that a problem for this thread?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




It's like a real life Bill The Cat.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Saw the headline, saw the picture, thought "yep".

Yep, that sure does look like a dude who does meth and pees on cops.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/chris3thou/status/907363850126626816

I hope this is the right thread.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
https://twitter.com/mmmbarclay/status/907068261753384960

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

The Malaysian minister of youths and sports is on twitter a lot.


A few days earlier: Khairy Finds Out What “Daddy” Means After Asking Why People Keep Calling Him That
Yes, he gets called "daddy" a lot. Probably because , at 41, he is the youngest cabinet minister and he looks like this:

Which came in useful during the recent South-East Asian games that Malaysia hosted. They accidentally printed the Indonesian flag upside down, which angered a lot of Indonesians, but many Indonesian women were very forgiving because of him.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Can you be charged with possession of drugs that are currently inside your bloodstream?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

The Lone Badger posted:

Can you be charged with possession of drugs that are currently inside your bloodstream?

Yes.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

If Jim Carrey insists on continuing to go bonkers level insane this is type of crazy I'm interested in seeing

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's barely Shia labouf level, we deserve the full Brando!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

That's barely Shia labouf level, we deserve the full Brando!

Are you talking about Brando's infamous butter scene from Last Tango in Paris? Because I'd be down for him to recreate that scene on the red carpet there.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Are you talking about Brando's infamous butter scene from Last Tango in Paris? Because I'd be down for him to recreate that scene on the red carpet there.

I dunno; watching an old man literally rape a young actress seems a lot less humorous than Jim Carrey doing funny voices.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

spog posted:

I dunno; watching an old man literally rape a young actress seems a lot less humorous than Jim Carrey doing funny voices.

"Literally"? Really?

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Are you talking about Brando's infamous butter scene from Last Tango in Paris? Because I'd be down for him to recreate that scene on the red carpet there.

Wasn't he just generally insane?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/the-island-of-dr-moreau/making-of-marlon-brando-richard-stanley/

quote:

Around an hour before lunch, the duo would emerge and tour the set, while Brando suggested various ideas he’d had for the general improvement of the movie, and the script would be rewritten to accommodate.
Some that made it into the finished film include: Moreau covering his face in thick white make-up outdoors, Moreau occasionally wearing an ice bucket on his head, and Moreau never appearing without an identically dressed midget – the original Mini-Me, right down to the tiny grand piano – after Brando took a shine to a two-foot-tall actor in the supporting cast. One of the few Brando brainwaves that did not end up on screen was the actor’s suggestion that Moreau would wear an elaborate hat throughout the film. In the final scene, this would be removed – revealing him, in a dramatic twist, to have been a dolphin all along.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

ah yes, all the wisdom of a 13 year old who doesn't like popular music because that's what the kids who make fun of him listen to

and at the spry young age of 55

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

GrossMurpel posted:

"Literally"? Really?

Yes. It's a rape scene in the movie and Brando and Bertolucci didn't tell Schneider what was going to happen or give her the opportunity to consent to it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

It was statutory rape you moron do you really want to join the ranks of other douchebags saying a 29 year old actor loving a 15 year old is good and cool

Edit: whoops I'm talking about a different thing he's a rapist in a different way http://www.yourtango.com/201052895/marlon-brando-seduced-15-year-old-jackie-collins

Aesop Poprock has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Sep 12, 2017

L0cke17
Nov 29, 2013

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272

200+ meter long 'fatberg' found in London sewer.

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

This is funny.

It really is a shame he's a crazy anti-vaxer.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Aesop Poprock posted:

It was statutory rape you moron do you really want to join the ranks of other douchebags saying a 29 year old actor loving a 15 year old is good and cool

Edit: whoops I'm talking about a different thing he's a rapist in a different way http://www.yourtango.com/201052895/marlon-brando-seduced-15-year-old-jackie-collins

I hate this world where we are having to ask the question 'to which rape by this famous person are we referring?'

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

The Lone Badger posted:

Can you be charged with possession of drugs that are currently inside your bloodstream?

It is called "internal posession" and they usually tack it on for underage drunk kids that are arrested. I reckon the same could be applied to poo poo like meth, yeah.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Eat This Glob posted:

It is called "internal posession"

Now that's a stoner metal band name if I ever heard one.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

L0cke17 posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41238272

200+ meter long 'fatberg' found in London sewer.

Grab some stencils, spray-paint labels on the fatberg and sewer, and voila! Instant political cartoon!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Ted Cruz Fingers Staffer For Liking Late Night Porn Tweet

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

That excuse flies about as well as his primary campaign did.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I saw a picture on imgur with Cruz's wife side by side with the porn star in the movie. It looked like a before-and-after photo.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I saw a picture on imgur with Cruz's wife side by side with the porn star in the movie. It looked like a before-and-after photo.



Before



After

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004



gross I'd rather just be fired

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Zemyla posted:

That excuse flies about as well as his primary campaign did.

:drat:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.

The Lone Badger posted:

Can you be charged with possession of drugs that are currently inside your bloodstream?

In south Dakota it keeps changing misdemeanor to felony, but yes, you can be charged with "possession by ingestion".

In South dakota news on a similar topic: http://www.argusleader.com/story/news/crime/2017/09/07/police-burglar-found-eating-shredded-cheese/642052001/

"It is unknown if he took the cheese from the home, or if he brought his own cheese. The type of shredded cheese is not known. "

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Hot cops have thirsty Floridians considering getting cuffed

I was expecting that to mean something slightly different after a hurricane and before I saw it was an NYP article.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

zedprime posted:

Hot cops have thirsty Floridians considering getting cuffed

I was expecting that to mean something slightly different after a hurricane and before I saw it was an NYP article.

Meh. He is OK looking.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Jim Carrey is waiting for the day when he can dance free and wild in the smouldering ashes of our cities, after the stars align and the Great Old Ones return to reclaim this world.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Take that back! Stormi's love is TRUE!

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
Mal?.. He stabbed me with a sword, Mal. Isn't that weird?

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