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TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I hate those lovely rear end corner clotheslines.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I can't wait for the post match promo where Cena and Roman argue over who's the bigger loser for taking so long to beat big loser Jason Jordan

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Lol that headlock looked weak, Roman's head kept slipping out of it while he crawled to the rope

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
the jason jordan push is still a thing eh

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dangerous Person posted:

Jerusalem please give Gonzo RGLs probabtion

thats not very nice

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

ribtstu
Feb 11, 2017
im watching football

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Intruder posted:

Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

he deserves the one daniel benoit got

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Intruder posted:

Jordan doesn't deserve the crippler crossface

Neither did Daniel or Woman

bartok
May 10, 2006



Roman wrestles like how I'd play Smackdown: HCTP by repeatedly doing running moves.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

which wrestler on the roster is Jeff Jarrett's son

The problem with asking this is, who would admit to it?

e: "Yep, that's my pops, the guy who got shitcanned from the shambling corpse of TNA because he got tanked and started throwing burritos into the crowd at a show with their Mexican partner fed"

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 12, 2017

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

SatansOnion posted:

The problem with asking this is, who would admit to it?

That's actually an angle that I could buy potentially ruining a wrestler, unlike the dark secret of Kurt Angle having sex in college.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZeEfXjTNu4

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Elias is clearly Jarrett's son

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
america is pretty hosed up if you think about it

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Finn is Jarrett's son but the Demon is NOT

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Chad Gable is Jarrett's son, will marry Jason Jordan's wife

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
gently caress Nixon and that fat bastard Kissinger

bartok
May 10, 2006



Pin after dropkick why not?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i really like the rolling northern lights

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Rolling Northern Lights suplex owns

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




God Reigns is still slow as snot. Top dog indeed.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
jason jordan is fun to watch wrestle but also still boring as poo poo and i find it very confusing

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN
they sure are making jordan look weak

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet

DoctorGonzo posted:

thats not very nice



You know I want that PhD dick

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Codependent Poster posted:

Rolling Northern Lights suplex owns

Aren't there supposed to be three of them?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol they if they don't let roman take a pin after all this poo poo

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

Professor Funk posted:

jason jordan is fun to watch wrestle but also still boring as poo poo and i find it very confusing

Jason Jordan vs Apollo Crews would be the greatest match that nobody could ever give a poo poo about.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

HitTheTargets posted:

I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

"Kurt Angle's Son"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Shima Honnou posted:

lol they if they don't let roman take a pin after all this poo poo

can't beat the Big Dog

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
lol

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

'kay :shrug:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

HitTheTargets posted:

I'm glad I didn't miss The Big Dog getting the snot beat out of him by.... does JJ have a nickname?

My Black Son

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Soothing Vapors posted:

the jason jordan push is still a thing eh

Is it still a push if he loses all his matches?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Not a terrible match

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
So was American Alpha broken up and JJ brought over just for the sake of jobbing?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
so what's the jordan storyline? "i lost a bunch of close matches to really good wrestlers, but i learned a lot from it, so now i'll beat the miz for the ic title" ?

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Charly is probably my favorite person on Raw.

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