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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Codependent Poster posted:

Roman's newest catchphrase: BITCH

It was nice of Brie to gift it to him.

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dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

brock looks like an idiot doing that little arm motion without pyro

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dango Bango posted:

Just got home. What did I miss in the first hour?

Roman claimed that business was booming with him on top. After Cena managed to get hold of himself, he told Roman to consider him like a drug test - an obstacle he can't get past.

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

CubsWoo posted:

Coming Halloween 2018

A new phrase in terror

#giveEmmaachance

In theaters Friday

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun stands menacingly in the ring, behind him an anime girl is screaming,"BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
someone must kill paul heyman

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
Oh my god Paul shut the gently caress up.

Same goddamn promo every week.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Brock's had the same haircut for 20 years

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPP

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

sorry paul heyman, but you are not convincing me that BRRRRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNN will struggle to kill your beast.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Brock's had the same haircut for 20 years

Every time it tries to grow longer he grunts,"Where the hell do you think you're going?" and it stops in its tracks.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

It's a real indictment of Raw's storytelling that they've made Paul Heyman monologues boring and predictable.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Brock's had the same haircut for 20 years

A haircut you can set your watch to.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Bill Goldberg posted:

someone must kill paul heyman

The curse dictates that the one who slays the Heyman... becomes the Heyman

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

CubsWoo posted:

Coming Halloween 2018

A new phrase in terror

Like, Comment, Subscribe

In theaters Friday

#GiveBrayWyattAAChance

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

Roman claimed that business was booming with him on top. After Cena managed to get hold of himself, he told Roman to consider him like a drug test - an obstacle he can't get past.

:aaaaa:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Brock's had the same haircut for 20 years

He's tried, but scissors just break on his head.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

DID YOU SEE SUPLEX CITY? HE FLIPPED THE BITCH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv_ptXgAzZA

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUN-CHAN~!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE GOT BACK UP! :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Brock's face! :neckbeard:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA


BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNN

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
This owns

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Braun loving rules.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Braun is so loving great, so loving great.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I... I'm almost confident that even if Brock wins, they'll still make Braun come out strong.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

Heyman is wondering whether Braun wants an advocate

Usual Barb
Aug 27, 2005

pop it and lock it
Whenever Braun isn't on-screen all of the other wrestler's should be saying "where's Braun?"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Got back in time to see BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

STANDING ON BROCK AAAAAA :aaa:

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Braun Strowman is a perfect human being.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Sold. I'm at the pay windah waiting to buy my ticket.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Usual Barb posted:

Whenever Braun isn't on-screen all of the other wrestler's should be saying "where's Braun?"

Yeah, but in abject fear and terror.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I'm sick of Lesnar's act, but I will never be sick of Paul Heyman losing his poo poo in the background.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Codependent Poster posted:

BRAUUUUUUUUUUUUN-CHAN~!

Universal Champion of our hearts~

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Gatts posted:

Sold. I'm at the pay windah waiting to buy my ticket.

This is basically the Goldberg feud done all over, but that's cool because the Goldberg feud loving owned as well :hellyeah:

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Yeah, but in abject fear and terror.

Could he be in the trash can? No.

Could he be in the refrigerator? No.

Could he be standing in the corner with a lampshade on his head? Maaaaaaybe.

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