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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Also wow this crowd is shockingly into Elias' gimmick

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Elias, top 5 face on Raw

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i thought that was TJPs music at first

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

If Kalisto wore that mask every day there would be no more pediatric cancer :mad:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Wow, booking this match will get people to stay tuned.

I'm gonna watch MNF.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
In honor of Pediatric Cancer Awareness month Kalisto has been replaced by a kid with cancer.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

"It sucks so bad... it sucks so bad...*oh god I'm dying here hit Kalisto's music for the love of god*"

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Push El Burrito posted:

In honor of Pediatric Cancer Awareness month Kalisto has been replaced by a kid with cancer.

i thought he looked much bigger and healthier, that explains it

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Codependent Poster posted:

Wow, booking this match will get people to stay tuned.

I'm gonna watch MNF.

Hey! I like Kalisto! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bill Goldberg posted:

i thought he looked much bigger and healthier, that explains it

Also he has a giant beard now and instead of chanting Lucha while alternating arm thrusts, he just lifted both arms and screamed,"BRAAAAAUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!"

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Elias is just end stage Dean Ambrose

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
Kalisto had more offense at the start of this match then he has in the entire time since the brand split.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
im gonna go play video games maybe i'll come back later

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

welp, killed him with that powerbomb

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Did Kalisto just tear up a kids cancer charity shirt?

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Wait did I just miss Asuka


I stopped watching

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Dangerous Person posted:

Wait did I just miss Asuka

Just a short vignette of different face masks and her being terrifying in the shadows, followed by COMING SOON

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RIP johnny cener

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

BBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kinda weird that Cena's decade+ reign as the top Superstar in WWE ends tonight with his murder and being eaten.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

So Cena has to put Braun over right? Otherwise there's no way Braun looks legit anymore against Brock.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
ok i came back

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jiro posted:

So Cena has to put Braun over right? Otherwise there's no way Braun looks legit anymore against Brock.

Either Braun beats him clean or there's some kinda shenanigans near the end, like Brock or Roman interfering

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
Why isn't this the main?

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
If Cena wins they might try and pull a switcheroo and make cena/reigns the main focus. I think he's probably gonna wind up putting the monster over, or more accurately, the monster is putting cena over his head, and back down again very quickly.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Lord Chumley posted:

Why isn't this the main?
Gotta make room for the Big Dawg's bulging pants.

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Battle of the lovely dropkicks

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i love you braun

bartok
May 10, 2006



Braun is the best

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lord Chumley posted:

Why isn't this the main?

Football? I don't know how football is scheduled.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Dangerous Person posted:

Wait did I just miss Asuka


I stopped watching

THE HOTTEST FREE AGENT

bartok
May 10, 2006



A monster A monster

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I hope Seth and Dean get two Brauns to be their tag partners.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

John Cena might LOSE on 9/11????

bartok
May 10, 2006



dromal phrenia posted:

John Cena might LOSE on 9/11????

Has there ever been a bigger tragedy?

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

I hope Seth and Dean get two Brauns to be their tag partners.

TWO brauns???????

:ohdear:

....

:neckbeard:

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

Braun's the fuckin man

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
I would have loving loved if Cena got pinned from falling down while trying to AA Braun

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

$1 in the pink? Is their a pink goal I don't know about in some sport?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

dromal phrenia posted:

TWO brauns???????

:ohdear:

....

:neckbeard:

One is Braun.

One is Nia (Lady Braun.)

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