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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
It's that time of year again. The new iPhone is about to be released and everyone has been hyping it up to be an amazing device. At 1 PM EST and 10 AM PST, they keynote will start and the new devices will be announced.

You can watch the event on any iOS device that uses Safari at the Apple Events site, but I'm sure there will be people that will stream it on YouTube once we get closer to the event.

Here's what is expected to be announced today.

iPhone 8/X, Apple Watch 3, iPod Touch, and 4k Apple TV

I'm not going into details of the leaks of the features of iPhone 8, because some people might not want to be spoiled, but we only have about 2 more hours before we find out. :dance:

https://youtu.be/jt2OHQh0HoQ

Over There fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Sep 12, 2017

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I can't wait to see morons on the subway making faces at their phone to capture an emoticon rather than taking a quarter second to type ":)"

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


No headphone jack, no deal. Apple proprietary lightning adapter my rear end.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

935 posted:

No headphone jack, no deal. Apple proprietary lightning adapter my rear end.

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

Leaked pic


clowns can now talk to other clowns trough clowns rear end

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

935 posted:

No headphone jack, no deal. Apple proprietary lightning adapter my rear end.

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

935 posted:

No headphone jack, no deal. Apple proprietary lightning adapter my rear end.

The best part of all that, the only reason it was removed is for profit. There is zero technical reason it was removed.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



new iphone x looks cool I can't wait to mug some rich dude on the subway to get one

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

No. 6 posted:

The best part of all that, the only reason it was removed is for profit. There is zero technical reason it was removed.

it was so they could make the phone thinner!!

*phone bends in pocket, has worse battery life than if headphone jack was there*

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Headphone jack wasn't a problem for me. I didn't have any special headphones I used, so I just used the wired ones that connected via the lightning port that came with the phone. Then I got some Air Pods and they've been pretty sweet.

Not for everyone.

limpy wimpy
Jul 1, 2007

No. 6 posted:

The best part of all that, the only reason it was removed is for profit. There is zero technical reason it was removed.

Especially considering this guy added one back in.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

More like ApplBEEs Note: it and iPhones can suck my fat bag lmao

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I hope it has a pleasing surface texture for when I rub it against my balls.

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017
suck the cold poo poo from my rear end in a top hat op iphone 8

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I'm gonna get an iPhone X and make a YouTube video of me smashing it with a hammer and get 12 million views.

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Give me a call when they announce the Biphone, I'm trying to double my nut

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

they'll release a version with a headphone jack after six months and charge an extra $100 for it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I still remember the day Steve Jobs died. :rip:

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

I find it hilarious that he killed himself with the juice thing

I don't get it, how can you be so rich and not take advantage of the hideous medical system to toss cash at it and get yourself tuned up to the max with ultra world class specialists you can afford all of

No let's just drink juice and feed my cancer to kill me faster

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Burt Sexual posted:

I still remember the day Steve Jobs died. :rip:

It's true I laugh and Jack off and celebrate it every year

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

FisheyStix posted:

It's true I laugh and Jack off and celebrate it every year

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Stream is up!

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
LIVE FROM THE TEVE JORBES MOVIE THEATER

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
inherited an ipad and tbh i would not pay full price for one ever

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Someone give me a bunch of AAPL please

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Black August posted:

I find it hilarious that he killed himself with the juice thing

I don't get it, how can you be so rich and not take advantage of the hideous medical system to toss cash at it and get yourself tuned up to the max with ultra world class specialists you can afford all of

No let's just drink juice and feed my cancer to kill me faster

The prick had the most easily treated form of pancreatic cancer too.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
https://youtu.be/jt2OHQh0HoQ

YouTube live stream

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

This seems v boring.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

This seems v boring.

They're talking about the new store redesigns rn

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
iphone goatse dot cx

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
missed the iphone 9 before the X? you mean to tell me they couldnt even make one of these stupid loving things a year? amateurs

nah
Mar 16, 2009

i have a iPhone 7

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
apple sucks poo poo, iphones suck poo poo, you suck poo poo if you give even a single solitary gently caress about this announcement of a hideously overpriced piece of poo poo

$1000 for a loving phone are you loving kidding me

Inept
Jul 8, 2003


I'm the constant stream of dick and swastika ascii art in chat

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

I heard they're coming out with a new phone this year

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

XxGirlKisserxX posted:

i have a iPhone 7

Man I bet you feel like a huge piece of poo poo right about now lol. :v:

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Apple is dead. No innovation, just incremental changes to camera and a *newer faster processor*

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Damnit they got me. Forgot about the "one more thing..."

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
the world's first hip hop smartphone

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

935 posted:

Damnit they got me. Forgot about the "one more thing..."

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