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Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Hope ya kept it warm for me!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:31

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 16:01

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Whoa! It sounded like a number one but it smells like a number two!

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:31

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Poopin' hard or hardly poopin', right? :grin:

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:32

vanisher

Remember gentle pressure dont force it

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:53

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Eat more fiber Sir Shits-A-Lot! I mean uh... how you feelin', fam? Welp, gotta go make the ploppies, good day guvnuh! *tips fedora*

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:04

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Splatmaster posted:

Eat more fiber Sir Shits-A-Lot! I mean uh... how you feelin', fam? Welp, gotta go make the ploppies, good day guvnuh! *tips fedora*

Excellent name/post combo.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:27

Twenty Four

This is the womens room.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:43

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Starman Super DX posted:

Excellent name/post combo.

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:57

joke_explainer

Hey. I'm feeling really down thinking about 9/11. You too?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:47

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

...and boy are my arms tired!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:48

joke_explainer

Would you mind holding my hand while I do this? I get really anxious.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"...it stinks like sex in here..."

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# ? Sep 12, 2017 19:41

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Splatmaster posted:

"...it stinks like sex in here..."

...and that was the second time I got crabs. Oh hey, you done?

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 12, 2017 19:46

Fargin Icehole: Pet me.

It smells like hospice care in here, jesus

# ? Sep 13, 2017 00:54

Sing Along: by Athanatos

Woah there big boy

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# ? Sep 13, 2017 03:09

joke_explainer

Hi! Did you have a good time?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:48

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

this gender neutral bathroom is cool huh?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 04:55

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

joke_explainer posted:

Hi! Did you have a good time?

AverySpecialfriend posted:

this gender neutral bathroom is cool huh?

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:38

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Oh you're not...? I was supposed to meet...

Uh, never mind.

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:39

DavidAlltheTime: All David...all the TIME!

No no don't flush it I want to check that out!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 05:44

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hey, we drop our kids off at the same pool! Let me know next time, we should carpool.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 08:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Do you have stairs in your house?

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# ? Sep 13, 2017 15:56

Macnult

your poops are very loud

# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:13

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

DavidAlltheTime posted:

No no don't flush it I want to check that out!

hey, this one's a keeper!

*sound of ziplock bag opening*

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:47

Macnult

*raspy villain voice* impressive

# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:06

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I hope you don't do drugs because I need a clean stool sample!

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# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:10

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Gets in his face with a protest sign and air horn* LIFE BEGINS AT DIGESTION!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:11

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

*Gets in his face with a protest sign and air horn* LIFE BEGINS AT DIGESTION!

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# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:30

poverty goat

Before you go could you dribble a little on the seat for me

# ? Sep 13, 2017 19:01

vanisher

Did the flush power get the bulk down or what's the situation I'm working with here

# ? Sep 13, 2017 19:31

Twenty Four

"You want to, uhh, put that thing away?"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 19:40

Gay Weed Dad: cool dude, flyin' high

- "Save some for the fish pal!"
- "Kids these days!?"
- "Haha, I'm getting too old for this"
- "Who's walking who here!?"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:02

Macnult

[opening the awful app] looks like it's my turn

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:16

Macnult

wait till you hear my keurig impression

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:18

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

This one's for you, Dad!

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:22

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

*Just smiles enthusiastically and raises eyebrows*

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:46

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

guy coming out of stall: enjoy your poo poo!

me: you to!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 20:57

vanisher

Macnult posted:

wait till you hear my keurig impression

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:02

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Hey leave some for me would ya!! Haha only joking, I'm not hungry... just thirsty

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:16

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 16:01

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

poverty goat posted:

Before you go could you dribble a little on the seat for me

HotSoapyBeard posted:

Hey leave some for me would ya!! Haha only joking, I'm not hungry... just thirsty

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 13, 2017 21:55

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