Reminder that taking a hot shower will be a rare luxury in our lifetime

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Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
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Imagine telling your grand kids that when you were their age, you would just turn a handle for unlimited, hot potable water and instead of collecting it or drinking it, you would just STAND THERE while it all washes down a drain into the sewer. Just because it felt good to do. Will you tell this to your grandkids or would you be too ashamed?

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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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actually it wont, hope that helps OP

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:50

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Much like your posting

*dies of thirst*

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:51

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

gently caress yeah I'll tell them listen up you little shits I lived like a loving sultan and I didn't make you and your parents so I could lose that lifestyle now get back to work!!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:51

T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Lol I turned on the shower to max hotness then sat there for ten minutes before posting just out of spite op

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:52

Blahsmack: Oct 25, 2003

don't worry our grand kids will grow up thinking virtual reality is actually real and will call you a liar if you say anything to the contrary

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:55

FisheyStix: Jul 2, 2008; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

FisheyStix posted:

gently caress yeah I'll tell them listen up you little shits I lived like a loving sultan and I didn't make you and your parents so I could lose that lifestyle now get back to work!!

Whoops I slipped into boomer mode for a sec there

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:55

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

what are these 'grand kids' you speak of?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:57

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I take cold showers :shrug:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:58

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

*waters lawn with drinkable water just to mow it and throw it away*

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:00

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

myDad posted:

I take cold showers

Something myDad would also have to do.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:00

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

lmao yeah let me just spawn some offspring in a world where hot water won't even exist like some kind of rear end in a top hat.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:00

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

not only is a hot shower great for getting clean it can also compensate for a lack of emotional warmth and hide your bitter tears

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:01

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

anyways voting 1

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:01

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Enfield posted:

not only is a hot shower great for getting clean it can also compensate for a lack of emotional warmth and hide your bitter tears

Some like it hot

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:02

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Enfield posted:

not only is a hot shower great for getting clean it can also compensate for a lack of emotional warmth and hide your bitter tears

same, i will spend 30 minutes under a scalding hot shower and just lay down in the tub and cry while soaping up with a loofah

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:04

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

I look forward to telling young people about how there were once satellites and space capsules and even the ISS, before Kessler Syndrome locked space away from us behind a planet-sized hurricane of bullets.

Also that their hair is too something and back in MY day etc etc.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:08

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

Maybe if our grandkids want some hot water they should work for it!!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:11

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

bag em and tag em posted:

lmao yeah let me just spawn some offspring in a world where hot water won't even exist like some kind of rear end in a top hat.

someone has to work the fields and I sure as poo poo ain't doing it

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:11

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

cold showers are much more time efficient

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:13

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

satanic splash-back posted:

cold showers are much more time efficient

of course forums poster satanic splash-back wouldn't have a problem with cold water

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Be wary of the Devil's Temperature

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:22

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

before i die i want to poop and pee in a lot of drinking water then die in drinking water to fetid that poo poo up for papanurgle

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:22

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

op back in my day we jumped in the lake

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:22

Trump.mp4: Feb 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

lol its summer that water is too hot just pour some on your head

or do you not believe in global warming?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:22

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myDad posted:

Be wary of the Devil's Temperature

Lukewarm?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:23

Eddy-Baby: Mar 8, 2006; ₤₤LOADSA MONAY₤₤

*flushes toilet*

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:24

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

fruit on the bottom posted:

Lukewarm?

poopworm

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:24

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Also that their head is too small and back in MY day microcephaly etc etc.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:26

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Percelus posted:

before i die i want to poop and pee in a lot of drinking water then die in drinking water to fetid that poo poo up for papanurgle

Kinda like that Asian girl who died in the water tank of a hotel!

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:26

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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cant wait for an entire generation of extremely small brained goons once everynoe is infected with zika

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:27

walgreenslatino: Jun 2, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Stop reading the D&D climate change thread and get some excercise

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:27

Edgar Allan Pwned: Apr 4, 2011; Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

Lol like ill get laid. ill just watch everyone elses kids act like turds

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:28

Neutrino: Mar 8, 2006; Fallen Rib

A guy at work thinks taking a shower is a luxury he can't afford.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:28

down n out: Sep 16, 2008; Nap Ghost

Even if you took an hour long shower twice a day you wouldn't make a microscopic difference compared to what golf courses, pools, and lawns consume.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:29

Trump.mp4: Feb 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

down n out posted:

Even if you took an hour long shower twice a day you wouldn't make a microscopic difference compared to what golf courses, pools, and lawns consume.

we should all really be community bathing on golf courses

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:32

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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down n out posted:

Even if you took an hour long shower twice a day you wouldn't make a microscopic difference compared to what ~~golf courses, pools, and lawns consume~~ agriculture consumes

fixed that for u. its like when we had our drought here the gov was telling people to cut back on less than 10% of all statewide water consumption meanwhile ag was using 90% and no one batted an eye

gotta love that sweet $7.50 acre-ft subsidized water and 0$ payment for any of the infrastructure spent to deliver it to them

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:39

Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
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reminder that this wouldn't affect op anyway

walgreenslatino posted:

Stop reading D&D

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:42

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I wish a lot more goons would take this luxury now imo

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:43

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Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

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One moment left.
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OP obviously has his hands on the Nuke button, ready to show all us plebes the cruelties of real life

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:44

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