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Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
At least we can always count on Apple to spell "Sneak Peek" correctly

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Weedle
May 31, 2006




Sir Lemming posted:

Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover

Oh my god can you imagine the architecture

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Really? Customers actually told you that?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


TyrantWD posted:

I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store.

That tree poo poo will only fly in the burb stores like Ridge Hill or Nanuet, not the inner city where they can't buy enough room for it

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
IT ALL FEELS SO loving FAKE.

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

AlternateAccount posted:

Seriously. Apple always gives a loving clinic on how to build a proper presentation. NOTE THE LACK OF BULLET POINTS. Don't make slides full of words and read them, ffs.

It's maybe the thing I've learned most for Apple. gently caress PowerPoint templates.

It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.

Eddie Whitson
Nov 2, 2010

Sir Lemming posted:

Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover

As long as it's not a Genius Grover house

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer
Lots of fancy concept art here.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Don Lapre posted:

Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out
All U2 all the time, baby!

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:
THE GLASS CUBE WILL RETURN

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Don Lapre posted:

Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out

The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Holy poo poo, they're gentrifying the Champs Elysee? lmao

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


their retail actually IS pretty cool, i just wish they wouldn't lead with it

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Three Olives posted:

My favorite thing is making beats at Apple Stores.

I'm sorry Town Squares.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

TyrantWD posted:

It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.
Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

TyrantWD posted:

It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.

Apparently none of the executives I work with/for attended or paid attention at business school.

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Vegetable posted:

Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen

business students are really bad at actually listening to business classes

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Lolling at the half assed applause no one gives a gently caress about the stores

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476325834”"]
Apparently none of the executives I work with/for attended or paid attention at business school.
[/quote]

The point of business school isn’t to pay attention.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Pivo posted:

their retail actually IS pretty cool, i just wish they wouldn't lead with it

No one would watch

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
The White House?

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
Watch updates are up first.

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

I work right above the Michigan Ave store I made it into an apple presentation woot

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
This bit is making me angry with its aggressive badness and this weird idea that you can astroturf culture and not have it feel like a fake, weird nightmare.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

I think we are done with the relaxed cervix experience update

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

They're literally trying to consume every metro area.

They're gonna have to fight Amazon for that.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire.

IT'S THE BAND, 'TRAIN' EVERYBODY

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

When the revolution comes these "town squares" are first to go

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Jul 22, 2014

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Vegetable posted:

Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen

Anybody who has eaten poo poo at a presentation knows not to put what you're gonna say on the slides. Students do not have the experience to know this.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

We are buying as many museums and historical buildings as we can get our hands on, and converting them to apple stores....

Is this the distopia we were promised?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I can’t wait for the first Apple City.

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

The Circle Grove, with Tom Hanks as Tim Cook

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Who gives a gently caress about the goddamn watch?

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Thwomp posted:

Watch updates are up first.

gently caress you

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Gimme the LTE Watch, Tim.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I can’t wait for the first Apple City.

:yeah:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I'm the blue shoes.

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

Vegetable posted:

When the revolution comes these "town squares" are first to go

it's actually the perfect reaction to the death of the big box store , and exactly what kunstler had in mind in geography of nowhere

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I can’t wait for the first Apple City.

Nah, it'd be a citadel. A walled garden. Build that wall.

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