One holiday is now a month-long and mandatory the entire time

1 Month of....
	Christmas
	Halloween
	Thanksgiving
	New Year's
	Valentine's Day
	Labor Day/Memorial Day/4th of July
	Patriot's Day
	Ramadan
	Yom Kippur
	Diwali
	Respect of the Aged Day
	That time Goku died on the cross and ate a Senzu so he could power up and beat Judas

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Which is it? Remember celebrations like festivals and unique customs must be performed every single day with utter commitment.

I'm choosing Patriot's Day. 1 full month of jerking it to 9/11 footage will warp the holiday into a caution against jingoism instead of a celebration of it.

mind the walrus fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 12, 2017

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:32

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T.S. Smelliot: Apr 23, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

Dude I'm a teacher, summer is bad enough

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:33

treerat: Oct 4, 2005; up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape

what's the point, its already april 20th 365 days a year

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:34

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

T.S. Smelliot posted:

Dude I'm a teacher, summer is bad enough

eat my poo

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:34

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

St. Patty's Day

:beerpal:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:34

Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

Labor day

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
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Over There posted:

St. Patty's Day

id be down with this, st patty's owns and i love march/spring

probably Halloween :spooky:

just a month long holiday dressing up as sexy nurses and suepr heroes and lighting pumpkins full of candles and spreading the good word of diabetes

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:40

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Y'all are gonna vote for Halloween but you're not thinking. Of all the holidays to extend Halloween turns into a death march almost immediately.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:40

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

lent already exists op

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:44

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New Years Day :getin:

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:48

Two Free Toppings: Jul 1, 2007; SUCK
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Mothers day bcause my mom is nice and not getting any younger and my older bro should send her flowers and tack my name onto them for 30 days in a row

# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:52

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

july 4th all day erryday

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:05

soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Halloween hail satan

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:07

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

Lol at those results so far. Goons hate Valentines Day (Women) and Respect for the Aged Day (Boomers,Clinton,Trump,Republicans,etc.)

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:12

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Peetown Manning posted:

Lol at those results so far. Goons hate Valentines Day (Women) and Respect for the Aged Day (Boomers,Clinton,Trump,Republicans,etc.)

Valentine's Day SUCKS

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:14

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Pretty sure Ramadan is already a month long.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:14

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

scrubs season six posted:

Pretty sure Ramadan is already a month long.

p. sure you should be thrown the gently caress in gwan-tanamo for even knowing this poo poo

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:16

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

christmas is already longer than a month, stores start putting their poo poo out in october

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:18

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

gotta go halloween on this one it's the only real choice

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:18

Bob James: Nov 15, 2005; by Lowtax; Ultra Carp

Groundhog Day

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:19

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Thanksgiving

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:20

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
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Just

if you dont already spend 24/7/365 slamming buds on a boat with your bros screaming USA USA, USA lighting off fireworks. 4th of July isn't a holiday, it's a state of being.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:20

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smh just smh if you don't already celebrate Halloween every day of your creepy goon-rear end life

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:20

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Peetown Manning posted:

p. sure you should be thrown the gently caress in gwan-tanamo for even knowing this poo poo

I only know because the 30 million Iraqi dinar I have are unlikely to appreciate 100,000% during Ramadan but are extremely likely to do so the rest of the year.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:21

Worf: Sep 12, 2017; If only Seth would love me like I love him!

935 posted:

Just if you dont already spend 24/7/365 slamming buds on a boat with your bros screaming USA USA, USA lighting off fireworks. 4th of July isn't a holiday, it's a state of being.

yes

china bot posted:

smh just smh if you don't already celebrate Halloween every day of your creepy goon-rear end life

i work with a guy that wears a fedora and has like 10 lbs of candy in his desk

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:22

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scrubs season six posted:

Pretty sure Ramadan is already a month long.

But it's not mandatory. Think of all the meltdowns.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:24

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

935 posted:

Just if you dont already spend 24/7/365 slamming buds on a boat with your bros screaming USA USA, USA lighting off fireworks. 4th of July isn't a holiday, it's a state of being.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:24

The Science of Suck: Mar 17, 2009

hanukkah because I fuckin love candles

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:25

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

935 posted:

Just if you dont already spend 24/7/365 slamming buds on a boat with your bros screaming USA USA, USA lighting off fireworks. 4th of July isn't a holiday, it's a state of being.

posting form my pontoon.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:25

Roumba: Jun 29, 2005; Buglord

A solid month of Mardi Gras sounds pretty dope.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:50

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whatever this thread decides, turn the final results into an expanding brain meme

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:57

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a month dedicated to METH

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:58

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numberoneposter posted:

a MENTH

# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:59

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Voted Goku

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:01

XMNN: Apr 26, 2008; I am incredibly stupid

is 420 an official holiday because that's what im votin for

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:05

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

every DAY is 420 fool

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:05

Mr. Unlucky: Nov 1, 2006; by R. Guyovich

also make a new holiday where everyone on the planet takes psychedelics, then that one for a month. we could probably figure out world peace after a couple years of that.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:07