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HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Jiro posted:

You know lighting techs. It would be better if you turned all the lights on.

Nice of Jinder to go into minority stereotypes. Ok wait what? He was trolling the audience.

He must've learned it from Bray. "Yo, whenever you lose, just say I'm Actually Laughing. This Is Funny To Me."

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
:3: He's getting a limo for Jimmy Jacobs!

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Jinder is here to tell the truth as he shoots on the disgusting state of the us, the WWE universe, and I'm sure whatever he said when I went to go make a sandwich during the last half of his promo was as fantastic as the first part.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The tumornator looks like Roman Reigns

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

yo that last segment was racist as gently caress

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

This new NXT roster looks DIRE

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

sportsgenius86 posted:

The tumornator looks like Roman Reigns

He's a better promo

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



https://twitter.com/TrueKofi/status/906733397657108480

I approve. Go New Day!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Xavier is too hurt to be at ringside?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Go RV! posted:

yo that last segment was racist as gently caress

Vince is there tonight, and of course everyone wants to impress the boss

e: Kofi has excellent priorities, imo ^^^

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jiro posted:

Uhhhh he always produces Smackdown. Why do people think he's hands off and doesn't have a death grip on everything?

Misspeaking on my part; the way I've always heard it he's there but unlike Raw he tends to not personally write promos. That could not have been more of a Vince promo without Jinder making someone kiss his rear end.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Soothing Vapors posted:

Xavier is too hurt to be at ringside?

Better safe than sorry?

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
What makes a Sin City Streetfight different from other Streetfights?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Pinwiz11 posted:

Better safe than sorry?

A good philosophy. Had RGL and Cauravaggio followed it, they might not have AIDS.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

I dig the Up Up Down Down gear.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Good on Usos and New Day just going balls out for a Smackdown show to make it seem special. Even if this is their billionth match.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Go RV! posted:

yo that last segment was racist as gently caress
"its okay because a brown man cracked those jokes"
-brokebrain owner of wwe

bartok
May 10, 2006



HitTheTargets posted:

What makes a Sin City Streetfight different from other Streetfights?

You must perform all seven of the deadly sins to be eligible to pin your opponent.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Soothing Vapors posted:

A good philosophy. Had RGL and Cauravaggio followed it, they might not have AIDS.

:yeah:

But really, if it's a street fight then if Xavier is out there there's no reason for him to avoid getting involved and possibly more injured. He's probably back in the padded safety chamber with Maryse right now.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

HitTheTargets posted:

What makes a Sin City Streetfight different from other Streetfights?

They're going to stereo frogsplash on a craps table and bust it in half.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Yeah I had to take a break midway through that promo. That poo poo was dire.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

HitTheTargets posted:

What makes a Sin City Streetfight different from other Streetfights?

Like the movie Sin City, it will be stylistically impressive but incoherent and ultimately won't age well

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Why don't we have picture in picture for this match?

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Evil Badman posted:

I dig the Up Up Down Down gear.

i'm amazed they got BIG WOOL and MR 24/7 on their gear

now if xavier has "austin creed" written on his i'll laugh real good

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

tweet my meat posted:

Yeah I had to take a break midway through that promo. That poo poo was dire.

Oh, you were being ironic. That makes more sense.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Batista is in the new Blade Runner movie.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.

Pinwiz11 posted:

:yeah:

But really, if it's a street fight then if Xavier is out there there's no reason for him to avoid getting involved and possibly more injured. He's probably back in the padded safety chamber with Maryse right now.

Congratulations to Xavier Woods and the father of his new baby.

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

bartok posted:

Batista is in the new Blade Runner movie.

I'm happy he's been successful, I've liked him in everything I've seen him so far.

bartok
May 10, 2006



tweet my meat posted:

I'm happy he's been successful, I've liked him in everything I've seen him so far.

I still find it funny that WWE wouldn't promote Guardians of the Galaxy because they were afraid the movie would bomb and hurt their brand.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

bartok posted:

Batista is in the new Blade Runner movie.

I am happy for him, and I'm not gonna watch it.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

bartok posted:

Batista is in the new Blade Runner movie.

Good on him for escaping Vince McMahon's carny ludus :cheers:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hahahahahahaha Kofi just launching a chair.

bartok
May 10, 2006



drat Kofi

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Maybe it's because I've just ridden out a hurricane and been without power for two days, but I got a healthy laugh out of Kofi just chucking the gently caress out of that chair.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Push Big E

bartok
May 10, 2006



this match

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
Throwing chairs is never not a fun spot. It's not quite Braun launching an office chair at Roman but that was a solid throw.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Big E has been loving amazing

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo a no bullshit finish.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Eli Wiggum posted:

Push Big E

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