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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I've decided in order to give my life meaning I'm going to hope to hell the Dallas Cowboys win the Super Bowl.

Now I can be all like 'how bout dem Cowboys?'. I also live in the area of one of their rivals so hopefully I piss people off.

Talk about football and in particular the Cowboys here

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solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

I live in that area where not liking the Cowboys is punishable by death, so

facebook jihad posted:

how bout dem Cowboys?

e: They're gonna go all the way this year. For sure. Definitely. Please.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Someday I'd like to own the Dallas Cowboys

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Dallas?
Salad.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

walgreenslatino posted:

Someday I'd like to own the Dallas Cowboys

me too but in the other sense of 'own', i want to humiliate them

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I hate the cowboys but would like to go a strip club with Jerry Jones

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Ezekiel Elliott is a criminal and deserves the suspension.

cowboys gay, so what

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
The Dallas Cowboys are a WASTE

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
The Cowboys and all associated with them can suck my freakin' BALLS!!!

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Cacafuego posted:

Ezekiel Elliott is a criminal and deserves the suspension.

cowboys gay, so what

I like Dak Prescott though

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
I've hated the Cowboys ever since watching Little Giants as a kid and know nothing about the actual team.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Cowboys suck almost as bad as your posting. Now Seattle Seahawks fandom is where it's at! :hawksin:

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Hell yeah how bout them Cowboys!!

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
My WR on fantasy dropped the fuckin ball this week need to look into maybe drop him

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
seattle seahawks: the most loyal fanbase that started in like 2012

did you know the seahawks fans are so loud they measure them with seismographs, and they are all gay? two facts of seahawk fans you may not of known!

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

vikings will win a playoff game

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
The niners are gonna suck poo poo for the next decade and I hate life

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
actually the broncos goddam own but I still would rather go to a strip club with Jerry Jones than pat Bowlen

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer


Whaddy'all think about my back piece?

-- Cowboys4Lyfe

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Zahgaegun posted:



Whaddy'all think about my back piece?

-- Cowboys4Lyfe

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I dont care about the cosboys but im real miserable at this years rangers season and i hate the astros so fukken much gently caress the astros :(

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
should have romo in that tattoo actually

Dr Jankenstein
Aug 6, 2009

Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
Please tell me you live in Philly.

If you do, make sure you shout "worldstar!" Every time you get your rear end beat by eagles fans.

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

let it mellow posted:

should have romo in that tattoo actually

This guy's back is in one piece though

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Cacafuego posted:

This guy's back is in one piece though

:drat:

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Are you ready for some FOOTBAW

A Monday night PARTY

Ready to get the GOOD TIME STARTED
We got the teams on the field
And we turned down the lights

All my rowdy friends are here to gently caress my wife, while i film it

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Tom Gorman posted:

Are you ready for some FOOTBAW

A Monday night PARTY

Ready to get the GOOD TIME STARTED
We got the teams on the field
And we turned down the lights

All my rowdy friends are here to gently caress my wife, while i film it

Lol

I hope hank 2 dies soon

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

Cacafuego posted:

This guy's back is in one piece though

:eyepop:

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Tom Gorman posted:

Are you ready for some FOOTBAW

A Monday night PARTY

Ready to get the GOOD TIME STARTED
We got the teams on the field
And we turned down the lights

All my rowdy friends are here to gently caress my wife, while i film it

It sucks he got all racist because that song owned

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

they won't ever win another super bowl until Jerry dies

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

facebook jihad posted:

Now I can be all like 'how bout dem Cowboys?'. I also live in the area of one of their rivals so hopefully I piss people off.

This is every Cowboys fan I know in my area and why Cowboys fans are the worst. They basically realize they can't get away with hanging up the Confederate flag and pissing everyone off that way so they become Cowboy fans and put up Cowboys poo poo instead. Chris Christie is a Cowboys fan who grew up in NY so that's your kindred spirit. Enjoy being a snot-nosed weasel for the rest of your life.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
there is no cowboy fan that is also not a complete bitch.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Schweinhund posted:

This is every Cowboys fan I know in my area and why Cowboys fans are the worst. They basically realize they can't get away with hanging up the Confederate flag and pissing everyone off that way so they become Cowboy fans and put up Cowboys poo poo instead. Chris Christie is a Cowboys fan who grew up in NY so that's your kindred spirit. Enjoy being a snot-nosed weasel for the rest of your life.

nice meltdown

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

gently caress you, Texas, and gently caress your Lone Star Beer.
gently caress that loving Alamo, and fuckin' long-horned steer.
gently caress every Dallas cowboy, that ever draw'd a breath
gently caress you, Texas, and gently caress you plumb to death!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP442T-aZ0

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

You picked the worst possible team to tie your life to OP.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trying to annoy people by rooting for a rival team is one of the most milquetoast white girl basic bitch things i can think of congrats op

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

big nipples big life posted:

You picked the worst possible team to tie your life to OP.

Could be worse. He could've been this weekend's blood sacrifice to their victory.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Could be worse. He could've been this weekend's blood sacrifice to their victory.

actually a swift death sounds p awesome

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Triangle Shirt Factotum posted:

Could be worse. He could've been this weekend's blood sacrifice to their victory.

That's preferable to being a cowboys fan.

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