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Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


We need to talk about this. It's the year 2017 and having sex is still outlawed. Something has to change, and soon.

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Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

this really isn't a problem for me

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

u can use backpage.com

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
:ninja: I got the hookup

Cephalectomy
Jun 8, 2007
it is the year 2017 and all sex is banned. Only Dick Fistums stands against the tyrannical ANTIFAP stormtroopers and their jism stealing ray guns

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Lucky Guy posted:

this really isn't a problem for me

IT'S 👏 ILLEGAL 👏 TO 👏 HAVE 👏 SEX

Dan Quayle Treasure Trail
Dec 28, 2005

ANTI FAP In Kompanie Fronten -- Marsch!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5yhL7yokA

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
the really hosed up thing is it didn't used to be illegal. it was criminalized as part of the ill-conceived war on sex, which some people believe was pushed by the powerful masturbation lobby

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
for you, OP. it's illegal for you to have sex.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Arrhythmia posted:

for you, OP. it's illegal for you to have sex.

Ooooh, snap!

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds
I done a sex call the cops I don give a gently caress

Bigchops
Mar 13, 2005
Biggus Choppus
Just wait for him to turn 18 sheesh.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Just jizz everywhere like i do

My bedroom looks like the zerg campaign from starcraft

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
The sex ban was a drastic measure, but i think given the circumstances there really wasn't any other option.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Just jizz everywhere like i do

god drat I really misheard those crystal method lyrics

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

ElectricSheep posted:

god drat I really misheard those crystal method lyrics

Lol

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Civil disobedience is cool and good.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
i think you have just been told it's illegal by women/men who are creeped out by you, op. no offense

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Not like there's anyone to have sex with anyway.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

FogHelmut posted:

Not like there's anyone to have sex with anyway.

:pervert:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Me and my girlfriend just keep accidentally falling on each other while naked

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

Cubone posted:

the really hosed up thing is it didn't used to be illegal. it was criminalized as part of the ill-conceived war on sex, which some people believe was pushed by the powerful masturbation lobby

brb gonna go wait in the lobby

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Arrhythmia posted:

for you, OP. it's illegal for you to have sex.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Les Os posted:

brb gonna go wait in the lobby

That's one powerful lobby, right there. Sucked him right up.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Carmant posted:

IT'S 👏 ILLEGAL 👏 TO 👏 HAVE 👏 SEX

as a law abiding incel I *faaaaarrrrrtttt*

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

My bedroom looks like the zerg campaign from starcraft

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