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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
uh

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol dolph found the tubemen but couldn't be bothered to get real fringe

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

tweet my meat posted:

Dolph Ziggler isn't going to be the worst bit on the show tonight, the man's moving up!

Spoke too soon

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Is he ever going to actually feud with anyone?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

I still don't understand the point of this gimmick.

He is bitter cuz people don't like him.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what does dolph ziggler want from us

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
... JTG?

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
i hope he trips on the deflated tubemen on the way back

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

He is bitter cuz people don't like him.

Yeah, but is this actually leading anywhere?

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I wouldn't mind if someone threw a handful of anthrax at Dolph Ziggler.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Got home in time to see THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

Barreft
Jul 21, 2014

The gently caress is this

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
dolphtimate zigglior

tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos

Benne posted:

Spoke too soon

He doesn't have the chops to compete against Jinder with Vince on writing duty for worst segment.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.
ahaha byron getting mad

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
nobody cares

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Do R-Truth next!

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
the evolution of dolph ziggler

to dolphzigglerlina

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

CBJSprague24 posted:

Do R-Truth next!
in black face

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
How is this supposed to be a good gimmick or angle or anything remotely approaching entertainment

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Come out as Sandow and bring this poo poo full circle please

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

Yeah, but is this actually leading anywhere?

A match.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I couldn't Dolph I am severely out of shape.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

WITH WHO!?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
no one cares about this

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Ziggler people don't like you cause you're a boring person. Not because of your wrestling.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
There's one thing Dolph could do as Warrior that would make everyone happy.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



So glad to see Aron Rex back.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Check Out All the Popular Guys I'm Not: The Gimmick

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Fun fact, Dana Warrior is there and they did that

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

CubsWoo posted:

Come out as Sandow and bring this poo poo full circle please

I think you mean Eugene.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
:qq:

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
Modern Day Ultimate Warrior has more charisma than Dolph.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Can you imagine what Dana Warrior must think of all this, guys?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Rhonne posted:

WITH WHO!?

The Ultimate Warrior, I think? Bayley?

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Soothing Vapors posted:

dolphtimate zigglior

He's harnessed the power of career self-destrucity

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Half the audience weren't alive, let alone watching wrestling, when Ultimate Warrior was actually active.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

Chris James 2 posted:

Fun fact, Dana Warrior is there and they did that

I would hope they got permission for that first.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Dolph Zzzzzzzzz

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tweet my meat
Oct 2, 2013

yospos
That's it I guess.

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