Smackdown 9/12

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Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

i think dolph might be turning heel

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

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sonicice: Oct 21, 2000; Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.

oh my feelings

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

We have a new frontrunner for Worst Gimmick of the Year

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

Codependent Poster posted:

Dolph Zzzzzzzzz

iggler.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Dolph and Jinder feuding would literally kill this company.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

That must be fun to be there in person for that.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Jiro posted:

I think you mean Eugene.

please dont mistake ziggler for a good gimmick

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

jred250: Sep 7, 2003; F Zero Novice

I actually like this. It's fun and I want him to do all the entrances.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:34

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

cronox2 posted:

There's one thing Dolph could do as Warrior that would make everyone happy.

Shake some ropes?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Dolph and Jinder feuding would literally kill this company.

Anti-matter meets Doesn't-matter

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmbtVL5Wej4

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

USA playing the long game in trying to get people to care about Chrisley so it's surprising when he comes out of the closet.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Benne posted:

We have a new frontrunner for Worst Gimmick of the Year

idk, i will begrudgingly give him props for getting more pops with the Bayley spot than Bayley got doing a promo post-injury

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

Christley: "Jack's a lot like me.."

Me: "Go on.."

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:35

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

I want Dolph and Enzo to form a tag team.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

CBJSprague24: Dec 5, 2010; another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The Chrisley I want = 0 x "The Chrisley"

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Codependent Poster posted:

USA playing the long game in trying to get people to care about Chrisley so it's surprising when he comes out of the closet.

for the longest time I thought Chrisley was a parody show

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Push El Burrito posted:

Shake some ropes?

Pen a hilariously incoherent comics series about himself?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

tweet my meat: Oct 2, 2013; yospos

jred250 posted:

I actually like this. It's fun and I want him to do all the entrances.

I'd like to see him do the Shield entrance as he gets pelted with soda, beer, and popcorn

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

cronox2 posted:

There's one thing Dolph could do as Warrior that would make everyone happy.

amy schumer would have to come out every hall of fame to give out the ziggler award and nobody wants her or that

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:36

explosivo: May 23, 2004; Fueled by Satan

This Ziggler gimmick would be somewhat less horrible if he just came out with a different superstar's gimmick each week before wrestling in a match.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:37

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Please let Ziggler do Undertaker's entrance, only for Undertaker to come out of retirement to literally kill him.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:37

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Hell yeah it's the real new Ultimate Warrior!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:38

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

i would have forgiven that entire dolph segment if he had come out as ryback

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:39

CarlCX: Dec 14, 2003

They're going to have Ziggler do this exact segment for six more weeks and then release him.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:39

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Come on Shelton do a DRAGON WHIP!

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:39

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

CarlCX posted:

They're going to have Ziggler do this exact segment for six more weeks and then release him.

End justifies the means.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:40

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

[Comes out to his theme music]

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:40

bartok: May 10, 2006

They're bringing Will and Grace back? So NBC really is out of ideas. Can't wait until they bring back Just Shoot Me.

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:40

HitTheTargets: Mar 3, 2006; I came here to laugh at you.

CubsWoo posted:

amy schumer would have to come out every hall of fame to give out the ziggler award and nobody wants her or that

He's dating a Dana now though. I think?

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:41

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

[Comes out to his theme music]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXw-N3tuni0

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:41

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

bartok posted:

They're bringing Will and Grace back? So NBC really is out of ideas. Can't wait until they bring back Just Shoot Me.

Mad About You but the baby from the show is grown up and living in the spare room and the joke is millenials are lazy and new york is an expensive city

# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:41