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Rough Lobster posted:I feel like fighting a goose is the one time having Hanzo steel would come in handy. I bet it's super easy to decapitate a goose. Clearly a European longsword would be a superior goose decapitation tool in every way.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Wonder how hard it would've been to hold that goose's head under water instead of flinging it away. Be an ironic death since geese and swans like to drown animals (like dogs) by luring them into deep water and standing on their heads. I'm not sure birds get irony.
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Facebook Aunt posted:I'm not sure birds get irony. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetoreception
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TopHatGenius posted:I propose carrying around a gun just for goose defense. brb going to the park to George Zimmerman a goose
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Only a weakling would fight a goose with a weapon. A real man meets the goose on its own terms using only his teeth while honking from the very depths of his soul.
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Guy on the right is El-P, guy on the left... not sure but it does look like him. The meme actually makes less sense if it's some other guy than El-P imo.
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God help me. The phrase "gorilla cum guy" means that it's like 90% to be Mike Cernovich, who has some... interesting opinions... about things.
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`Nemesis posted:Guy on the right is El-P, guy on the left... not sure but it does look like him. The meme actually makes less sense if it's some other guy than El-P imo. Holy poo poo look at this dude who doesn't recognize America's Leading Mindset Expert
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DACK FAYDEN posted:God help me. The phrase "gorilla cum guy" means that it's like 90% to be Mike Cernovich, who has some... interesting opinions... about things. Guy Goodbody posted:Holy poo poo look at this dude who doesn't recognize America's Leading Mindset Expert Uh yea, totally unaware. My only knowledge of the alt-right is it's funny when people punch them. Looked him up, holy poo poo. https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Mike_Cernovich
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No you gotta punch that birb. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JEj4OKULAQ
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I'm not for hurting animals if at all possible but those long neck birds are some of the most strangleable in the animal kingdom.
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I once saw a cop car just plow through a gaggle of geese that were standing in the road. Sirens on speeding down the road gently caress stopping to wait for these dumbass birds to move WHUMP big cloud of feathers. Just about the greatest thing I ever saw.
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Inspired by the racist sports mascots discussion in the schadefreude thread I thought I'l post my favourite school mascots here, the Deaf Leopards and the Butte Pirates  The Deaf Leopards got to meet Def Leppard!  Edit: the Rhode Island School of Design's basketball team is called the Balls and their their slogan is "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together." When their ice hockey team had to pick a name they decided to call themselves The Nads and their unofficial mascot is Scrotie  so when they played against the Gansett Clams it results in this amazing scene.
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Flyball posted:The Evolution of Useful Things Brilliant thank you!
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:When their ice hockey team had to pick a name they decided to call themselves The Nads and their unofficial mascot is Scrotie
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sandoz posted:fired from college Expelled from vagina? Story of my life.
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The wise old monk had the only fat dick in town?
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
Meeting a musical group is probably not that exciting for deaf kids.
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:Meeting a musical group is probably not that exciting for deaf kids. That's the only kind of fans Def Leppard have.
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I was curious so I googled it and they've had sign interpreters in at least some of their arena gigs so I guess deaf people really are fans of theirs??
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You can still feel vibrations.
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Paladinus posted:You can still feel vibrations. Come on. Come on.
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JoelJoel posted:I'm not for hurting animals if at all possible but those long neck birds are some of the most strangleable in the animal kingdom. They're really good for wiping your butt, too.
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:They're really good for wiping your butt, too. That is an exceptionally deep cut and I appreciated it.
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Pastry of the Year posted:That is an exceptionally deep cut and I appreciated it. Idgi?
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