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What did the crossbow part even do? I've never thought about this before I'm still kind of processing the whole thing. I don't think it even had a string on it.
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Calibration for the photons.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:02
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It's called a bowcaster. It's like a bowflex but for lasers.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:03
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Oh yeah I guess you wouldn't want the photons not calibrated.
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it's for calibrating photons, op, duh! DUH, OP
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Sep 13, 2017 04:07
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It was tactical.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:07
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It's a sex thing
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Sep 13, 2017 04:09
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veni veni veni posted:What did the crossbow part even do? it was so he could shoot crossbolts of fist like will smith did in id4 "WELCOME TO EARF!!" and smash the gently caress out of some fool
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Sep 13, 2017 04:09
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Come on man nobody cared about that poo poo when they made the first movie. Almost all the props were sewer pipes glues to trash cans
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Sep 13, 2017 04:13
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I think it went pew pew
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Sep 13, 2017 04:16
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like ops sex life
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Sep 13, 2017 04:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj-GZJhfBmI
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Sep 13, 2017 04:19
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Chewie really knows how to command an audience!!
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Sep 13, 2017 04:23
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Chewie and Han have known each other for like 30 years and Han never tried his crossbow until FA?
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Sep 13, 2017 04:24
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Maybe the bow portion is bladed so on a moments notice Chewie can go into Brutal Melee Mode 
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Sep 13, 2017 04:24
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Away all Goats posted:Chewie and Han have known each other for like 30 years and Han never tried his crossbow until FA? Chewie never cleans it. It's pretty gross. But old people don't really care much about hygiene.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:26
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Sep 13, 2017 04:29
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haha gently caress that scream he does is amazing
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Sep 13, 2017 04:32
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DoctorJones posted:i don't know if this is canon anymore.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:38
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He was on a mission from God
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Sep 13, 2017 04:46
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Novo posted:why not just say the crossbow part was a backup weapon, geez nerds I'm gonna glue a trebuchet to my rifle just in case I run out of bullets.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:49
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chewie's bowcaster has two scopes. bernie would have one.
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Sep 13, 2017 04:53
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You think Chewbacca ever said the "n" word but like in wookie?
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Sep 13, 2017 05:15
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Nooner posted:You think Chewbacca ever said the "n" word but like in wookie? "Wookiee" is the N-word
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In my fanfic Chewie's bowcaster gets the woodoo hide finish he always wanted but could never afford.
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Cnut the Great posted:"Wookiee" is the N-word Dose "get this walking carpet out of my way" make Princess Leia really loving racist, since she must have known about the sentient life of Kashyyyk given their use as Empire slave labour. Also Chewbacca was Yoda's homie during order 66 he probably met Bail Organa. god dam Royalty.
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i'm more curious about chewbaccas dick, a subject i'm sure has been exhaustively studied. giant skunk ape wearing a bandolier and nothing else, so why can't we see his schlong?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm more curious about chewbaccas dick, a subject i'm sure has been exhaustively studied. giant skunk ape wearing a bandolier and nothing else, so why can't we see his schlong? Just because he's a man doesn't mean he has to have a penis you fuckin bigot
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm more curious about chewbaccas dick, a subject i'm sure has been exhaustively studied. giant skunk ape wearing a bandolier and nothing else, so why can't we see his schlong? Just because 99% of George Lucas's creations were bipedal doesn't mean they all have dicks. efb
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Blue Train posted:Just because he's a man doesn't mean he has to have a penis you fuckin bigot fine, then his man-cooze, cloaca, writhing mass of genital tentacles, whatever. i want to see some wookiee junk.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i'm more curious about chewbaccas dick, a subject i'm sure has been exhaustively studied. giant skunk ape wearing a bandolier and nothing else, so why can't we see his schlong? its an innie, its why he carries a giant bowcaster and straps weapon packs to himself in normal everyday life like a psycho
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:fine, then his man-cooze, cloaca, writhing mass of genital tentacles, whatever. i want to see some wookiee junk. Wookiee's could butt to butt scissor?
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Fumble posted:Dose "get this walking carpet out of my way" make Princess Leia really loving racist, since she must have known about the sentient life of Kashyyyk given their use as Empire slave labour. Chewie carried on stoically during that scene, but inside he was deeply triggered. One day, many years later, he just needed to let it all out. He tearfully posted about the incident on StarTwitter. Kylo Ren saw the tweets and, shamed by his mother's behavior, fell to the dark side.
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I like how Leia got all fat so they made her lose weight for the new movie and then she died.
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Sep 14, 2017 00:40
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On chewies home planet, why did he have sliding future star trek doors on his treehouse?
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I like how Leia got all fat so they made her lose weight for the new movie and then she died. i'm sure disney made certain to own her likeness as soon as they first bought the rights to star wars. now they can use disconcerting cg leia in each of the many, many movies to come.
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Sep 14, 2017 00:42
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they should cast bette midler as old leia
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Sep 14, 2017 00:43
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ScratchAndSniff posted:I like how Leia got all fat so they made her lose weight for the new movie and then she died. Better dead than fat
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Edgar posted:On chewies home planet, why did he have sliding future star trek doors on his treehouse? After centuries of constant back and forth between nostalgic traditionalists and high-tech progressives, modern Wookie society is basically a glorified Renaissance Faire. Also: why they insist that modern blasters have to look like traditional Wookie crossbows and pretend it makes them work better.
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Fumble posted:Dose "get this walking carpet out of my way" make Princess Leia really loving racist, since she must have known about the sentient life of Kashyyyk given their use as Empire slave labour. Also Chewbacca was Yoda's homie during order 66 he probably met Bail Organa. god dam Royalty. The rebels were the real racists
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