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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
C'mon man, just one fry?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Fister Roboto posted:

Dear internet scientists, please invent a way to pet dogs through the internet. I really need to pet this dog!
Why are we wasting our time inventing gadgets that enable people to have sex over the internet when instead we could be inventing gadgets that enable people to pet dogges over the internet??

This is a serious question.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

foster dog got adopted after like 2 weeks back at the shelter. her new human has been emailing MY GIRLFRIEND and she seems like a good pet owner, except that she renamed foster dog because "i name all my animals names that start with the letter S". that poo poo is annoying enough when people do it with their kids, imo it's worse when you re-name an animal to fit your stupid fad schema. foster dog already had a good name and i would wager that it was her actual "birth" name b/c her previous humans surrendered her voluntarily. anyway enough of my nerdy bitching im glad she found a new home b/c she is a rad dogge and if i could have adopted her i definitely would have :3:

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

So are you not allowed to re-name dogs you take ownership of or

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Monty is great with nicknames. Takes maybe like two days of calling him something different and he will start responding to it.

His nicknames now are:
Montster
Monstsrosity
Monty Cristo
Gum
D-O-G (saying each letter individually)
Dog
Dude
Montgomery
Lil' Bro
And probably some others that are slipping my mind at this moment.

He responds to all of them so naming a dog something different probably isn't a big deal. I call him Gum more than anything.

Or maybe I'm just weird.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

Monty is great with nicknames. Takes maybe like two days of calling him something different and he will start responding to it.

His nicknames now are:
Montster
Monstsrosity
Monty Cristo
Gum
D-O-G (saying each letter individually)
Dog
Dude
Montgomery
Lil' Bro
And probably some others that are slipping my mind at this moment.

He responds to all of them so naming a dog something different probably isn't a big deal. I call him Gum more than anything.

Or maybe I'm just weird.

My old shepherd shar-pei mix Dexter responded to DD and Dorkster. My lab mix Maggie responds to Moo, Hoon, and Moogles. My daughter's mutt Bruno responds to Bear, Bipolar and Hoon.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Syrian Lannister posted:

My old shepherd shar-pei mix Dexter responded to DD and Dorkster. My lab mix Maggie responds to Moo, Hoon, and Moogles. My daughter's mutt Bruno responds to Bear, Bipolar and Hoon.

Bruce likes both 'Bruiser' and 'Brewster'. I call him 'Buddy Wuddy' but I don't think he likes it.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Things I also call my dog:

buddy
handsome
cutie
papi chulo
little poo poo

mom still calls him by our childhood dogs name but he goes with it for the treats

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

So are you not allowed to re-name dogs you take ownership of or

Only if it's a weird one. Bruce's name before we adopted him was 'Edward', I just couldn't picture a dog named Edward.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Pandy responds to

Pandy
Pandita
Panpan
Panlooski

And her Bush administration name

Pandoleezza Rice

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Roscoe is just Roscoe.

Sometimes i call him Constable, when hes on patrol for the cats

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

BigDave posted:

Only if it's a weird one. Bruce's name before we adopted him was 'Edward', I just couldn't picture a dog named Edward.

dogs with actual people names, well, just weirds me out. Some work, don't get me wrong, but yeah.

Content:

http://i.imgur.com/Iv5Vh37.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/iKCrqAd.gifv

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
Originally named Raven before she failed out of being a show dog and got put up for adoption.

Renamed Gwen by my grandparents who thought a corgi should have a Welsh name.

Doesn't really answer to either name, will stare vacantly at anything making human noises.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:


little poo poo


Got this for Bogey and it's been a hit:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/486813168/lil-poo poo-pet-tag

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

So are you not allowed to re-name dogs you take ownership of or

if you view dogs as chattel that only exist to serve your personal sense of aesthetics, sure, go hog wild

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

uh

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


itt the BYB-buyer pretends to understand basic hoo-man concepts like "philosophy" and "ethics"

Lutha Mahtin fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 13, 2017

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Lutha Mahtin posted:

itt the BYB-buyer pretends to understand basic hoo-man concepts like "philosophy" and "ethics"

Please go poo poo up PI, this is the thread where we share pics of dogs.

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Dogs are literally chattel. I can name a dog whatever the hell I want and no one but me will care, least of all the dog. :frogout:

https://i.imgur.com/lkGjLqp.gifv

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Sputnik
Sput
Sput-nut
Spoot
Spootdoot
Spootenanny

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Didn't see the first bit, thought the dude was chasing down the dog for his screwdriver.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

WarpedNaba posted:

Didn't see the first bit, thought the dude was chasing down the dog for his screwdriver.
Then, suddenly... puppies! :kimchi:

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Timothy
Timothy-boy
Tim
Tims
That boy
Champ

Zipper
Zipper-girl
Zip
Zips
Baby girl
Meltypoo

Edited because I thought way too hard about this.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Frank
Franklin
Frankenstein
Franklin Delano Woofsevelt
Frankenberry

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Hank
Hanker do

Lucy
Lucy Lou

Betty
Betty Boo

Remi
Remi Roux

2 cats 2 dogs. Gotta love 'em.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
While out walking Pepper I've run into a fat black lab called Dave.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
It's worth noting that Hank is just a 14 pound Mini Schnauzer but he and Frank, Literally Shaking's dog, would rough house in my old apartment. Frank is a gentle giant.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Frank is seriously the sweet to my sour. He loves everybody (except kids) and is all about getting a pette from everyone. Dude's my fluffy icebreaker.

Hank and Betty are pretty awesome too. All about getting up and saying hi face to face. I still kinda want a schnauzer again someday.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

i know this isn't the dog advice thread but I can't find a good answer online.

I got a vallhund which is supposed to be a good jogging dog despite its corgi-esque build. I've recently started trying to jog with mine, hes about a year and half old, and he'll run for a little bit and then slow to a trot and drag behind. I don't move super fast. I don't think hes tired already because he'll run top speed for like an hour straight at the off-leash dog park, plus when we get home he runs around the house at top speed like a goofball.

His name is Oskar and here he is, post jogging attempt.

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
My dog passed away in December (17 years old) and she answered to:

Belle (real name)
Belly
Jelly Belly
Deer
Puppy
Dog
Hey You

And many other names I can't remember... sitting down and thinking how it's almost been a year is sad. :(

Still wish I had room for a new pup.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Some pro tier dog nicknames

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Tarkus: Big Dog, Tarkus Malarkus, T-Dawg, Shaggy, Buddy, Rascally Rascal, Scoundrel, Eyebrows

Jade: Jadey-Jade, Jadey-bum, Honey Girl, Goose, The Queen, Princess Puppyface, Pumpkin, Cat

Collectively: The Mutts, Diggity-Dawgs, The Twins, Tweedles Dum and Dee

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Pepper

Pepperoni
Pepita
Peplooski
Peppy
Shut up
Stop it
No borking at the cats
Hush

Chichi

Chi
Teetteet
Teeter
Chicha
Monkey
Teety

Peaches

Peach

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.
http://i.imgur.com/uuT3ivD.gifv

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



at the date posted:

Dogs are literally chattel. I can name a dog whatever the hell I want and no one but me will care, least of all the dog. :frogout:

https://i.imgur.com/lkGjLqp.gifv

More pics and video of Chattel pls

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Joy
Joyaboo
Joy Joy
Joy Denise
Denise

Anjelica
Jelly
Jelly Belly
Jelly Bean
Jelly Bear
Princess

The puppers
Pupperinas
Little shits
Jerks

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Might be a repost, but who cares. Stolen from the OSHA thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tD-GYUveNLI

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Dakota pretty much responds to whatever I call him because he knows when I'm talking to him. A lot of times we don't even talk I'll just snap and point and he knows what to do.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Monty went small-time viral on twitter.

Not gonna post it because of doxxing but think real hard about your favorite dog-related twitter and you'll find it.

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pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

I'm tempted to follow you and add a tweetdeck column of nothing but Monty pics.

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