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victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Jinh posted:

*Ahem* toilet paper goes under, you should wad it up randomly and use huge amounts, and you should stand while wiping

2/3, not bad.

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Strictly speaking, Zodiac's mother should be the upset one.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Tetracube posted:

lol if you don't wipe by taking the cardboard tube out and spinning it around inside your rear end in a top hat

lol if you don't shove the cardboard tube up your rear end to line your rectum then pull the tube out after you're done

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Trabant posted:

Strictly speaking, Zodiac's mother should be the upset one.

"What does she have that I don't!?"

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Oh, you mean circumcising? I'm for it, makes it easier to wipe my rear end front to back while standing up.

Now excuse me, I'm in this crazy state that I've never been to before and, get this, they make you pump your own gas.

When I'm in Washington, I pay the guy in front of me five bucks to pump my gas.

It's not that I don't know how. It's that I'm too proud an Oregonian to touch a pump.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bruce

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Is the real name of the hulk. Not David.

Corn Burst
Jun 18, 2004

Blammo!

Sakurazuka posted:

Praxis is the robot boss from Metroid Prime 2, right?

I think that's Quadraxis.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


Certainly not Tarquin Oliver Nimrod or Ian

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A post that is merely a signature? A signpost, if you will.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time
Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them?

Asking for a friend.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Mogomra posted:

Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them?

Asking for a friend.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mogomra posted:

Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them?

Asking for a friend.

If someone transitions twice, they are legally required to have a person follow them around who plays this whenever they say "I transitioned, twice."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w

Zelder
Jan 4, 2012

Mogomra posted:

Hypothetically speaking, if a trans person decided to transition twice, would it be transphobic to call them by the name their parents gave them when looking at old pictures of them?

Asking for a friend.

that's selfish they should save some of the transitioning for the rest of us

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

https://ttsreader.com/

Italiano

Caufman
May 7, 2007

I don't see what the problem is unless it was a funeral for the sister.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I don't see why you would want to smell them unless it was

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Caufman posted:

I don't see what the problem is unless it was a funeral for the sister.

:thejoke:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




gently caress jokes

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
are we seriously defending sniffing dead womens' underwear at their funerals in front of their family??? loving disgusting. goons at it again. :gas:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Chard posted:

gently caress jokes

That was more of a sexual assault and/or necrophilia joke, but gently caress jokes are pretty good too.

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Tetracube posted:

are we seriously defending sniffing dead womens' underwear at their funerals in front of their family??? loving disgusting. goons at it again. :gas:

I think they were joking. Unless you're also joking. In that case, carry on. :)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Tetracube posted:

lol if you don't wipe by taking the cardboard tube out and spinning it around inside your rear end in a top hat

You're supposed to put it around your dick while you pee for aiming assistance you loving swine

soylon
Jan 29, 2015

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



are we seriously defending using your own body as a suicidal EMP to knock out your neighbor's cybernetic implants

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Decrepus posted:

are we seriously defending using your own body as a suicidal EMP to knock out your neighbor's cybernetic implants

I know I loving do. That sounds cool as hell.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

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Illegal Hen
Mods please change my name to Lesbian Cyber Orgy

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Screaming Idiot posted:

I know I loving do. That sounds cool as hell.

Yeah that's loving rad as hell plus you end up as a sexbot with a dope rack and a huge dong and an rear end in a top hat so elastic F.A.T.A.L. couldn't quantify it.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Mister Adequate posted:

Yeah that's loving rad as hell plus you end up as a sexbot with a dope rack and a huge dong and an rear end in a top hat so elastic F.A.T.A.L. couldn't quantify it.

KEEP TALKING I'M ALMOST THERE

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Screaming Idiot posted:

KEEP TALKING I'M ALMOST THERE

Sir this is a senators twitter account

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

bunnyofdoom posted:

Sir this is a senators twitter account

yeah you should be searching milf cuck incest porn like a good american

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Comptroll The Forums posted:

lol if you don't shove the cardboard tube up your rear end to line your rectum then pull the tube out after you're done

Holy loving poo poo #lifehacks

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I like pennywise dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPgaJ-_v8xA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpnWwqwwkTU

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/907709184422109185

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYhSI4iOwt8

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Apr 28, 2009

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