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Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

your favorite dog-related twitter and you'll find it.
WeRateDogs?

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
That was my first thought, but I just spent about half an hour scouring their recent tweets and haven't found any Monty. I found a dogge that looked kind of like Monty and a bunch of other dogges (all really good dogges, obviously), but no Monty. :(

e: AHHH, there's Monty! :kimchi:

e2: I didn't actually read the tweets the first time around. It should have been fairly obvious. :downs:

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Sep 13, 2017

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Cole you tease

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Not Monty but

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/907736833618059264

nullscan
May 28, 2004

TO BE A BOSS YOU MUST HAVE HONOR! HONOR AND A PENIS!

Skyscraper posted:

video of mochi pls

Here's a couple. Please excuse the bad lighting and dramatic The Keepers music in the background:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyRM6Omlxus

And Pablo is unimpressed with Mochi's snake killing prowess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l74dfRQWiyA

nullscan fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Sep 13, 2017

Skyscraper
Oct 1, 2004

Hurry Up, We're Dreaming



nullscan posted:

And Pablo is unimpressed with Mochi's snake killing prowess:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l74dfRQWiyA
holy poo poo :kimchi:

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...




Here, we have Zipper in her natural habitat. But if I get up from my office chair, she immediately does this on her own:



Anybody else's dog go from "Sleeping in a little ball" to "Paint me like one of your French Poodles" when you come closer?

Edit: have an animated version of what I'm talking about (I hope this works)

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Sep 14, 2017

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

What the gently caress, Shim. You never post your dogges.

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S
Shamrock only really does that when I pet him while he's lying down, especially when he's flopped. It's the best.

Speaking of, my BarkBox arrived today for this month and Shamrock was so excited. He was sitting down and basically vibrating, it was so cute. I'm going to need to record it next month.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ohhh should get mine tomorrow, i'll take a vid

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What the gently caress, Shim. You never post your dogges.

They're schnauzers, not photogenic.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
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Ultra Carp

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

They're schnauzers, not photogenic.

All dogs are photogenic :colbert:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
They're sweet. Pretty awesome little doggies. Hank is a total lap monster and Betts is an energetic jabberjaw. Hank reminds me of my mini when I was a kid, his name was Sparky and he was a little doughball.

Schnauzers are awesome, I'm just prodding.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What the gently caress, Shim. You never post your dogges.

https://imgur.com/gallery/wnOg4

Theres a pic of my wonderful dogs. I'll never own anything but schnauzers again. I prefer the mini's but standards are sweethearts too.

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer
Followed you for more Monty pics, N4I, please don't disappoint

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

Phuzzy posted:

Followed you for more Monty pics, N4I, please don't disappoint

N4I doesn't come to GiP anymore.

If you were talking about me I just got his AV.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

N4I doesn't come to GiP anymore.

If you were talking about me I just got his AV.

Wait, what? No more Monty? :(

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013
Monty was Cole's dog I believe.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Monty was Cole's dog I believe.

is still and he still posts. fear not.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I STILL WANT THAT MONTY TWEET PLEASE PM MEEEEEE

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

ElMaligno posted:

I STILL WANT THAT MONTY TWEET PLEASE PM MEEEEEE

Oil!
Nov 5, 2008

Der's e'rl in dem der hills!


Ham Wrangler

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

They're schnauzers, not photogenic.

Can confirm:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave posted:



Here, we have Zipper in her natural habitat. But if I get up from my office chair, she immediately does this on her own:



Anybody else's dog go from "Sleeping in a little ball" to "Paint me like one of your French Poodles" when you come closer?

Edit: have an animated version of what I'm talking about (I hope this works)



Belly rubs. Stat

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!



https://www.boredpanda.com/student-professor-dog-hurricane-irma/

Professor is a 100% a goon. Come on. Which one of you is him?

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
I got bored during the 57 hours of no power so I decided to say 'bloody Peaches' in the mirror three timeWHOA poo poo

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

pettes dont require power so no excuse why that pup isnt being pet at all times

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Lots of pettes were distributed evenly.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

PenisMonkey posted:

I got bored during the 57 hours of no power so I decided to say 'bloody Peaches' in the mirror three timeWHOA poo poo



Looks like I'm about to hear a good spooky story

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Looks like I'm about to hear a good spooky story
... and when I looked into the wall, the dogge in the wall looked right back!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm on the edge of my seat here did the spooky ghost dog get pets or not

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I don't know. I tried to scare it off, but it barked right back at me, so I ran away and hid. It was terrifying. :(

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine
Pit Pat
became
Pitch Patch
became
Treat Hero Pitpatchilles (pronounced like in the infamous Wheel of Fortune "Greek Hero Achilles" answer)

Another favorite term is ... well okay, so we got this super-soft grey blanket from Target that he instantly loved. And once I was trying to think of a one-word term for it ... "grey blanket... granklet" it doesn't make sense to have the L there but it stuck. And now whenever he burrows under a blanket, any blanket, we say he's "grankling."

Likewise, during our first winter with him - and he's a smoldog who always has to wear a sweater to go out in the snow - we would just kind of open the back door and dangle him outside til he peed, immediately, right outside the door. So now every time he needs to pee, it's "time for a dangle!"

I love having a dog, it's done wonders for my vocabulary. :3:

Golbez fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 14, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


still stands as my like, top 3 fav dog names

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016


Pette me I'm famous

Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

still stands as my like, top 3 fav dog names

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
I forgot about one of the most commonly used nicknames for Joy and Jelly.

I present: The Bitches


Princess Jelly Bean


Madame Joy Denise (she responds to Ma'am, thanks to my girlfriend and her Southern-ness)

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
My black cat, Bo, died overnight. I woke up about 6:30 and found him laying alongside the tub in my bathroom. I'd had him since 2008, when my exwife and I got him from a shelter. They said he was at least 2 years old, but couldn't be certain because he was caught as a stray. I'll never know his true age, but he was a wise cat and raised my other, Kitten, right.



After freaking out for an hour or so, I wrangled him into one of my old shirts he liked to sleep on, and took him to the forest. He rests peacefully in a mountain meadow in the Pike National Forest, under a tree. Goodbye, old friend, you'll be dearly missed.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



:rip: good cat. Sorry man it sucks to lose a pal.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Yep.

Kitten and Frank are taking it okay. I took the day off work. Gonna smoke a shitload of hash this weekend.

gently caress it, I'm going back to bed.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Sep 15, 2017

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016


Monty is gonna go with me on my next job interview.

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