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Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

GBS has been on a weird nostalgia train lately with people posting about posting like we're at a loving wake and just got done singing danny boy.

This is the thread to remind ourselves that we've always been terrible and even if most of you are fat alcoholics now (not me though. booze is expensive), it's no excuse for living in the lovely past.

here, I'll start.

Duckbag posted:

Two ducks quack loudly
for they are stuck in a bag
this haiku rocks... oops

That piece of poo poo was below my avatar for eight years. I didn't have to look it up.

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


QED

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I'm posting in this thread.

Edit: ^^^ poo poo

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The evidence is copious
https://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=164445

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

brb trying to find the thread where i got into an argument with evil nooner about how dams worked.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
One of the only threads I started was in fyad in 2005 and it was something about pokemon porn. It got beecocked really fast and I never started a thread again.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Not good, not exactly bad. Just not funny or interesting. But if contributions aren't funny that makes me bad by default :smug:

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I think I can be funny if I try but most of my posts are bad.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
honestly if I didn't post while drunk or hungover my postcount would easily be divided by 10 if not more. Something about the alcohol makes me want to post.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

One of the only threads I started was in fyad in 2005 and it was something about pokemon porn. It got beecocked really fast and I never started a thread again.

One of my early threads was an oh-so-ironic piece of poo poo in lf where i fat-shamed Ruebens paintings. then gingrich, an irl feeder fetishist showed up and made things weird, but i was too invested in my lovely thread and didn't just tell him to gently caress off. My lovely thread wound up getting trained through like four different subforums.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I did not give in to GBS demands to get peed on.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

honestly if I didn't post while drunk or hungover my postcount would easily be divided by 10 if not more. Something about the alcohol makes me want to post.

:justpost:

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
~white noise~

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

i posted a billion times in the sanderistas thread, toxxed for bernie, and then vanished without a trace after he lost super tuesday

it's me, i'm the fair weather socialist

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I am a humorless feminist. Worse, I'm an intersectional feminist. Worst of all, I'm a intersectional feminist who doesn't think full communism is a realistic or desirable goal!!!!!!!!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Duckbox posted:

One of my early threads was an oh-so-ironic piece of poo poo in lf where i fat-shamed Ruebens paintings. then gingrich, an irl feeder fetishist showed up and made things weird, but i was too invested in my lovely thread and didn't just tell him to gently caress off. My lovely thread wound up getting trained through like four different subforums.

i didn't want to post it but my roommate told me to so he could make fun of me and get more fyad cred. He also made me empty quote any post he made there so he could get accepted faster (it didn't work). My early posting days are shameful.

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
No

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
I check my thread views hourly; that is probably frowned upon.

Get old and you lose all shame.

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

yeah I eat rear end posted:

i didn't want to post it but my roommate told me to so he could make fun of me and get more fyad cred. He also made me empty quote any post he made there so he could get accepted faster (it didn't work). My early posting days are shameful.

every time you post i look at your av's cleavage. :ohdear:

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Look at me I'm Three Olives! KUERIG! EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN A CONDO IS HITLER!

D.Ork Bimboolean
Aug 26, 2016

I think American cheese is pretty great.

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther
Hi

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

Casimir Radon posted:

Look at me I'm Three Olives! KUERIG! EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIVE IN A CONDO IS HITLER!

This is the self pity thread for sadbrain introspection, but this is still a bad post so I'll allow it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i joined to read let's play threads. nostalgia is poison, reality is eternally awful.

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
I started and ended my posting career in byob ten years ago

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?
someone told me I made them laugh once

once

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
I post like once a year now.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
lol Trump's fine

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
My rep speaks for itself tyvm

Duckbox
Sep 7, 2007

T.S. Smelliot posted:

My rep speaks for itself tyvm

I neither know nor care who you are tho. I only have the capacity to remember about a dozen user names at a time, so as soon as people change avs it's like their past has been erased.

Facts are useless gave me a cool new username yesterday so I could change my av to pizzaduck.gif, but deep down I'm terrified that if I change my av, my bare handful of posting bros will abandon me.

I have a bunch of real life poo poo to deal with today, yet this is what bothers me.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
if I post in your gbs thread is because I really think it's funny but then the thread goes into the gas chamber with my last trash comment.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


I have like 10-15 really bad low effort threads that are all poo poo/piss related

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
no im good actually

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
I'm good but also very bad

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.
Rooty toot toot I'm-a votin' a 1!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im gonna poo poo my pants!!!!

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Well, I don't have an avatar so that's a pretty solid strike against me.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

I have like 10-15 really bad low effort threads that are all poo poo/piss related

I recall. They were all in like one week. It was your period but rear end.

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