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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
i thought it was general consensus all around the world that homeless people aren't actually people and who cares what happens to them?

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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Hey OP why the hell isn't her photo in the OP



Mia khalifa has fallen on hard times I see

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot
*woman judge* this is beyond the pale, and not part of a decent society of law abiding citizens. I sentence you to one months probation.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

*woman judge* this is beyond the pale, and not part of a decent society of law abiding citizens. I sentence you to one months probation.

*man judge, extremely borat accent* very naice!!!

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Do it ironically posted:

i thought it was general consensus all around the world that homeless people aren't actually people and who cares what happens to them?

Even homelessness cannot negate male privilege

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Do it ironically posted:

i thought it was general consensus all around the world that homeless people aren't actually people and who cares what happens to them?

As much as I try to act as if this wasn't true, we all know that it is

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I'm going to start with people who volunteer at soup kitchens (not me).

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Seriously, if you parked your car and some hobo said "EXcuse ME but could you move? SOME of us are TRYING to sleep!" and then when you told him to gently caress off he got all in your face?

If he touched me I would put two in his head without batting an eye

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Seriously, if you parked your car and some hobo said "EXcuse ME but could you move? SOME of us are TRYING to sleep!" and then when you told him to gently caress off he got all in your face?

If he touched me I would put two in his head without batting an eye

Welcome to Southern Oregon.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
They have concealed carry there, right?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

If you are carrying you actually have a responsibility to society to avoid confrontation so you already hosed up when you told the guy to gently caress off.

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

I see warning shots are an alien concept

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Warning shots where you have your eyes closed are extremely irresponsible also.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Warning shots that wound are no longer warning shots.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Seriously, if you parked your car and some hobo said "EXcuse ME but could you move? SOME of us are TRYING to sleep!" and then when you told him to gently caress off he got all in your face?

If he touched me I would put two in his head without batting an eye

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bob James posted:

Warning shots that wound are no longer warning shots.

It's a warning to any other hobos thinking about getting uppity

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

...and the pitch! posted:

If you are carrying you actually have a responsibility to society to avoid confrontation so you already hosed up when you told the guy to gently caress off.

Telling someone to gently caress off and then leaving is avoiding confrontation. Starting confrontation would be going up to someone at 3 AM, accosting them, then getting in their face and arguing when they try to leave.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

They have concealed carry there, right?

Hell dude, wear the poo poo on yer hip like muthafuckin Kip Carson if you want. People come into my store strapped in the open all day every day. What cracks me up is some of them are so decrepit that you could probly yank it from their holster and shoot them before they even realized wtf was happening! So. Oregon will probably have its population cut in half in the next ten years due to the die off of infirmed old fucks.

Also they have cc, yes.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Bholder posted:

I see warning shots are an alien concept

You shouldn't be firing warning shots unless you're a soldier in a warzone or something. Either shoot to stop or else don't even get your gun out at all since all you'll be doing is escalating the situation and making it worse.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

She didn't leave tho. She stayed and did some yelling of her own. That isn't smart.

I'll yell at this belligerent homeless person. That will probably calm them down!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Navin Johnson posted:

Hell dude, wear the poo poo on yer hip like muthafuckin Kip Carson if you want. People come into my store strapped in the open all day every day. What cracks me up is some of them are so decrepit that you could probly yank it from their holster and shoot them before they even realized wtf was happening! So. Oregon will probably have its population cut in half in the next ten years due to the die off of infirmed old fucks.

Also they have cc, yes.

Open carry is dumb as gently caress. It's like an invitation for idiots to rob you. Concealed carry is good and open carry is so hunters don't get dinged for carrying their guns to their car

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

...and the pitch! posted:

She didn't leave tho. She stayed and did some yelling of her own. That isn't smart.

I'll yell at this belligerent homeless person. That will probably calm them down!

I'm sure her defense attorney will say that she tried to leave but was blocked by the crazy yelling homeless guy

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Open carry is dumb as gently caress. It's like an invitation for idiots to rob you. Concealed carry is good and open carry is so hunters don't get dinged for carrying their guns to their car

Looks like we're simpatico dude.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Blue Train posted:

It's a warning to any other hobos thinking about getting uppity

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm sure her defense attorney will say that she tried to leave but was blocked by the crazy yelling homeless guy

She was outside the car when she fired and fled the scene on foot. It's in the article.

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Knowledge justification: I sell guns at my store. Sold three today. Hth.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



warning shots are for soldiers, who always carry guns even when they don't intend to use them, to clarify that right now this gun is about to be used to shoot you

if you aren't a soldier pulling a gun on someone is adequate

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

...and the pitch! posted:

She was outside the car when she fired and fled the scene on foot. It's in the article.

Well, she parked the car, so naturally she's getting out. Then the homeless guy gets in her face and she tries to disengage but he gets closer and starts grabbing at her. So she waxes him and then runs away on foot because she's scared and near home. Then she meets her lesbial lover and they gently caress in the living room. It's the best sex they ever ahd. They both buy more guns. And that's how southern oregon slowly solves its homeless problem.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm sure her defense attorney will say that she tried to leave but was blocked by the crazy yelling homeless guy

A critical patient in the hospital.

Fe: good to see you off probe. Lol

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Well, she parked the car, so naturally she's getting out. Then the homeless guy gets in her face and she tries to disengage but he gets closer and starts grabbing at her. So she waxes him and then runs away on foot because she's scared and near home. Then she meets her lesbial lover and they gently caress in the living room. It's the best sex they ever ahd. They both buy more guns. And that's how southern oregon slowly solves its homeless problem.

Link?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



she was either doing blow or sucking cock, there's no other reason for a drunk white girl to be sitting in her porsche parked on the side of the road in hobo territory with the music booming at 3am e: with a loaded gun

e: vvv I guess buying blow is a good possibility too

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Sep 14, 2017

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

You're just making poo poo up at this point tho.

She parked her car, so naturally she was sitting in it with the car running and the stereo bumping waiting for her connection to text her the code word. She didn't like how this bum was talking to her and she knew she had a gun so she jumped out and talked poo poo.

More plausible to me.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Well, she parked the car, so naturally she's getting out. Then the homeless guy gets in her face and she tries to disengage but he gets closer and starts grabbing at her. So she waxes him and then runs away on foot because she's scared and near home. Then she meets her lesbial lover and they gently caress in the living room. It's the best sex they ever ahd. They both buy more guns. And that's how southern oregon slowly solves its homeless problem.

:frogon:

Caufman
May 7, 2007

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

I'm sure her defense attorney will say that she tried to leave but was blocked by the crazy yelling homeless guy

She got the gun from her car, got out, and shot him.

Why would he block her when he wants her to leave? Why didn't she just leave before trying murder?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

I love boob

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Caufman posted:

She got the gun from her car, got out, and shot him.

Why would he block her when he wants her to leave? Why didn't she just leave before trying murder?

Why would a white girl be sitting in her porche at 3AM listening to loud music?

Cocaine, probably.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Peace de Bundy posted:

*woman judge* this is beyond the pale, and not part of a decent society of law abiding citizens.

*male judge, extremely italian accent* mmm da boobie

*male judge* mama Mia! woaah! Big boooobosss

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I am not in that life at all but the 3AM really makes it seem like coke. Could be anything tho.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

...and the pitch! posted:

I am not in that life at all but the 3AM really makes it seem like coke. Could be anything tho.

Yeah, anything: coke, crack, meth, maybe even bath salts. Or just good old alcohol and diet pills.

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Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Oh great oxballs came in and ruined the thread talking about unironically shooting hobos lol

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