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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The new Mustangs look pretty cool but every time I see one it's cutting off someone on the freeway or speeding around a corner with no signal. I know it must be confirmation bias but drat.

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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

it has been and always will be a leased BMW

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

numberoneposter posted:

it has been and always will be a leased BMW audi

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hummers
Dualies
New Chargers
G Wagons
Anything larger than you require
Anything you gun for to show off

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
if you have an audi you should just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble of having someone come out scraping your overturned flaming car wreck off the freeway and backing up traffic

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

The leaves under the rear view mirror look like a face: ghostdouche

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Xaris posted:

if you have an audi you should just kill yourself now and save everyone the trouble of having someone come out scraping your overturned flaming car wreck off the freeway and backing up traffic
it might be audis because audi owners consider themselves EVEN better than BMW owners

even owners of old inline 5 shitboxes

gottabefrank
Sep 19, 2014

No doubt

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
any car driven by someone no I dont like

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
prius

loving step down on the pussy pedal already you late-to-the-trend douch bitch

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


This is an art thing...I hope.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
It's pronounced Porsh-shah!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This is so bad it's good

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

side-bars indicate a consideration of accessibility for all the Hooters waitresses this dude pays to gently caress,

Good guy

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Supreme Allah posted:

prius

loving step down on the pussy pedal already you late-to-the-trend douch bitch
i drive our company's car everywere (prius) and i drive like a madman. i don't tailgate but i still speed like a bat out of hell most of the time. that thing actually has p good acceleration

doing my part :911:


also really they're so loving ubiqitous and most common car on the road that any 2006-era south park stereotype no longer applies. they're also v popular with uber drivers here an usedmarket is crazy expensive for them. basically run the gamut from slow oldes to madmans that you can't stereotype them imo

Xaris fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Sep 14, 2017

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Any japanese import with an aftermarket spoiler, body kit, ground effects, rims, racing decals, or any combination of these things

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Sep 14, 2017

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


a bone to pick posted:

It's pronounced Porsh-shah!

my first car was a porsche

it was far and away the shittiest automobile i'll ever own

like its hard to describe how terrible this piece of poo poo was

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

moose face posted:

Any japanese import with an aftermarket spoiler, body kit, ground effects, rims, racing decals, or any combination of these things

Thanks for the report from 1998

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BEEP BEEP IM A JEEP!!!!!

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

It's so cute to see dudes in their 60s driving a convertible they don't actually know how to maintain but always wanted.
It's very nice for them.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

moose face posted:

Any japanese import with an aftermarket spoiler, body kit, ground effects, rims, racing decals, or any combination of these things

And they're so noisy, accelerating from 40 to 45 mph sounds like a cat strangling wtf

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Thanks for the report from 1998

You still see these dude. It makes my point stronger than ever


Edit:

Also, its the same guys. They live in a state of arrested development. They are 35, live with their parents, and their girlfriends are in high school

BONE DOG fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Sep 14, 2017

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
the guy down the street with the camry with the extra loud muffler who likes to go driving at 2am

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

burgerpug.png


Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uH_X-9fjfI

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts



this is legitimately my favorite youtube channel

regular car reviews is so loving good

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Hector Beerlioz posted:

the guy down the street with the camry with the extra loud muffler who likes to go driving at 2am

Just scream 'I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK' out the window and they never rev up again.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

I always see pieces of poo poo getting out of jacked up f150s, personally

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
gonna get a car where the horn goes balls.

like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHO_lkuT6M4&t=11s

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Blue Train posted:

I always see pieces of poo poo getting out of jacked up f150s, personally

Modding out a pickup for aesthetics and not utility is dumb i think. Pickups are for work.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

What did they do with the blood when he wasn't president anymore?

Did they just dumb the blood? Did they donate the blood? Did they auction if off to the highest bidder?

By a show of hands, who here would buy a bottle of Obama's blood?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

I.C. posted:

Just scream 'I WANNA SUCK YOUR DICK' out the window and they never rev up again.

what happens if he's on board for that, what do i do then, i aint sucking no dick

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

what happens if he's on board for that, what do i do then, i aint sucking no dick
you win some you lose some i guess

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

WRX STI screams statuatory vapist with lousy facial hair.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Hector Beerlioz posted:

what happens if he's on board for that, what do i do then, i aint sucking no dick

Well, then you're not truly committed to stopping him, now are you?

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