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What's the dumbest thing your wife buys? -- Weird crumbly soap from LUSH? -- Some sort of fragrance thing that makes your toilet smell like a big turd, covered in flowers? -- Some sort of hellish scraper thing for, apparently, skin on her feet, apparently? -- So much nail polish -- Sheets? wtf -- Coasters even though all your furniture is plastic and coasters don't protect it from anything -- Novelty holiday decorations that gently caress up the function of something actually necessary (e.g. festive santa face that goes over the doorknob) If you are a wife, what's the dumbest thing your husband buys? -- Steam games he never plays -- Kits to make/do something he never makes or does -- Electronic gizmos to track his fitness that he doesn't use or wear. he is corpulent. -- Security cameras he only bought so he could watch recordings of the babysitter and masturbate because the only thing keeping him from becoming a child molester is his own cowardice -- "every day carry"
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a divorce lawyer
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a big vibrating rubber dong even though I already have a perfectly fine one that totally is wesome
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Sep 14, 2017 03:46
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Condoms. We don't even use them!
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a jeep brand outdoor sleeping bag
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Sep 14, 2017 03:47
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Uh, Pick. Is everything ok?
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Sep 14, 2017 03:48
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Poseable dolls of the real housewives: Miami
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Sep 14, 2017 03:48
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Foreskin Problems posted:Uh, Pick. Is everything ok? no I have chronic pain and also a really bad attitude
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Sep 14, 2017 03:49
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an sa account
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she keeps buying magnum condoms even though they're way too big for me
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Expensive transmog gear for a set she'll only use, like, once. But she can never afford gems or gear enchants!
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Sep 14, 2017 03:52
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Puck, how many more of these will we have to endure?
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leggings? like i cannot understand how you need that many also they all look the same what do you mean you dont want me to put them in the pants drawer
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The Bananana posted:Puck, how many more of these will we have to endure? If you all band together and agree to pay me $10 a day for every day I don't post threads, I won't post threads.
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I think it's a good question. I don't have a husband BUT my best guy friend at work buys every movie he likes even a little on blu ray. In this day and age with streaming, cable, tablets etc (and he has all that too) why the HELL buy them by the hundreds? idgi
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Sep 14, 2017 03:56
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Well at least pick likes "They Live". That's a positive.......
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The Bananana posted:Puck A fae with the power to turn dorks into jackasses. ... Checks out.
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Sep 14, 2017 03:59
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Lingerie for me to wear
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Well.. I don't have a wife, so I guess the stupidest thing she ever bought was into the idea that im an un-date able piece of poo poo!
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hey welcome to the show! posted:Well.. I don't have a wife, so I guess the stupidest thing she ever bought was into the idea that im an un-date able piece of poo poo! A shrewd woman.
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Sep 14, 2017 04:01
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This dildo-esque banana carrying case. https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51TZqu0AtpL.jpg
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Sep 14, 2017 04:04
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Pregnancy tests when she's on birth control and we don't have sex
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Sep 14, 2017 04:08
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Pick posted:If you all band together and agree to pay me $10 a day for every day I don't post threads, I won't post threads. Where's your Patreon?
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Sep 14, 2017 04:09
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Pick posted:What's the dumbest thing your wife buys? and also fairyloot box and lots of sephora/anthropologie stuff
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Stuff that benefits me like epsom salts for my aching feet. Jeez what a dumbass.
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Sep 14, 2017 04:12
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SomethingAwful.com forums user accounts.
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Spinster posted:I think it's a good question. I don't have a husband BUT my best guy friend at work buys every movie he likes even a little on blu ray. In this day and age with streaming, cable, tablets etc (and he has all that too) why the HELL buy them by the hundreds? idgi streaming and cable looks like rear end in comparison
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Sep 14, 2017 04:14
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flerp posted:an sa account u married pick?
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Sep 14, 2017 04:23
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my wife's annual work retreat is this weekend, and involves some sort of outdoor competition between different work teams. So tonight she decided she needed to go to Dick's to "pick out a new pair of athletic shorts for the retreat". We left the store with two tank tops and three pairs of shorts. i love my wife
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Sep 14, 2017 04:28
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when did i get a wife
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Sep 14, 2017 04:32
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DoctorJones posted:when did i get a wife it's me
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b-minus1 posted:my wife's annual work retreat is this weekend, and involves some sort of outdoor competition between different work teams. So tonight she decided she needed to go to Dick's to "pick out a new pair of athletic shorts for the retreat". We left the store with two tank tops and three pairs of shorts. i love my wife you misheard your wife when she said she needed to go to Dick's
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Sep 14, 2017 04:36
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Why do I feel that this is a trap?
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Sep 14, 2017 04:37
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myDad posted:Where's your Patreon? just paypal me money or google wallet or w/e at sendthemtopick@gmail.com and any day i wake up to $10 is a day i don't make threads. ain't gonna give patrebongs 15% for that.
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Sep 14, 2017 04:37
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former glory posted:This dildo-esque banana carrying case. It's called a banana guard you loving scrub
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Sep 14, 2017 04:39
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Pick posted:just paypal me money or google wallet or w/e at sendthemtopick@gmail.com and any day i wake up to $10 is a day i don't make threads. ain't gonna give patrebongs 15% for that. work xenforo into it tho
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let it mellow posted:work xenforo into it tho I like the "pay me to not make lovely threads because no mod will ever probe me for it" angle though
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Sep 14, 2017 04:42
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:I like the "pay me to not make lovely threads because no mod will ever probe me for it" angle though yeah but xenforo too
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's me i want a divorce
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let it mellow posted:yeah but xenforo too Wisdom.
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