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Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules Welcome to Week 2 of 1KYOB. Here are the results from last week: pre:+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | User | yards | bust | score | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a new study bible! | 973 | FALSE | 48 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Nystral | 942 | FALSE | 47 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Forever_Peace | 925 | FALSE | 46 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Fenrir | 922 | FALSE | 45 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | axeil | 906 | FALSE | 44 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Diqnol | 900 | FALSE | 43 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | bobjr | 899 | FALSE | 42 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Deceptive | 886 | FALSE | 41 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | The Puppy Bowl | 881 | FALSE | 40 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | marioinblack | 875 | FALSE | 39 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Acebuckeye13 | 857 | FALSE | 38 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Arnold Layne | 856 | FALSE | 37 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Hockles | 850 | FALSE | 36 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | pixelbot2000 | 848 | FALSE | 35 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Okibi | 846 | FALSE | 34 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | MrLogan | 827 | FALSE | 33 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjay9 | 824 | FALSE | 32 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | WaffleZombie | 821 | FALSE | 31 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Bjork Bjowlob | 810 | FALSE | 30 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | OxySnake | 809 | FALSE | 29 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Turdsdown Tom | 795 | FALSE | 28 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Grittybeard | 790 | FALSE | 27 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Strobe | 782 | FALSE | 26 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Relentlessboredomm | 774 | FALSE | 25 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Benne | 773 | FALSE | 24 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | No Butt Stuff | 767 | FALSE | 23 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | aBagorn | 762 | FALSE | 22 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Elephanthead | 732 | FALSE | 21 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Kalli | 731 | FALSE | 20 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Athanatos | 731 | FALSE | 19 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | a neat cape | 710 | FALSE | 18 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Chichevache | 706 | FALSE | 17 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | von Metternich | 703 | FALSE | 16 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | TurboFlamingChicken | 702 | FALSE | 15 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Infidel Castro | 692 | FALSE | 14 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Shangri-Law School | 676 | FALSE | 13 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | fishing with the fam | 673 | FALSE | 12 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Zodiac5000 | 660 | FALSE | 11 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | seiferguy | 657 | FALSE | 10 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Uterine Lineup | 637 | FALSE | 9 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | DariusLikewise | 632 | FALSE | 8 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | korrandark | 627 | FALSE | 7 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Marshmallow Blue | 596 | FALSE | 6 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | totally losing my mime | 521 | FALSE | 5 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | waah | 484 | FALSE | 4 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Young Hegelian | 409 | FALSE | 3 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | Major Ryan | 1019 | TRUE | 2 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+ | the mean lunch lady | 1031 | TRUE | 1 | +------------------------+-------+-------+-------+   Standings Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form! Raw Files for Nerds Week 1 Raw Input File Week 1 Raw Results Week 1 Theme Week Winner Announcement Due to excellent play last week, our Week 1 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...a new study bible! Congrats! Please contact Buane to receive your prize. Week 2 Theme Week Announcement  What? Do my eyes deceive me? Are the top 3 passers in the NFL right now really Alex Smith, Sam Bradford and Jared Goff????  In honor of this seemingly impossible achievement this week's theme is... DINK 'N DUNK WEEK This week's theme week will be all about those check-down artists and game managers you know and love. To qualify for the Theme Week prize your list must contain at least 4 QBs who score at least 1 passing yard. And no playing backups to get around the spirit of the rule! The list that gets closest to 1,000 while meeting this criteria will be this week's Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner . Any ties will go to the person who played more QBs. As this is our first theme week that has a specific criteria to enter please indicate in your post if you are competing in Theme Week. It'll make it easier for me to score next Tuesday. Token Reminder To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number. This year we will have 5 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside! The five current tokens in play are: THE COX TOKEN  Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score! THE OSWEILER TOKEN  A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score. THE PRATER TOKEN  Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards. THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN  Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck! THE 28-3 TOKEN  A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!  Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000 marioinblack (Week 1) MrLogan (Week 1) Theme Weeks & Past Winners Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible! Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) Week 3: ??? Week 4: ??? Week 5: ??? Week 6: ??? Week 7: ??? Week 8: ??? Week 9: ??? Week 10: ??? Week 11: ??? Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey) Week 13: ??? Week 14: ??? Week 15: ??? Week 16: ??? Week 17: ??? Week 2 Schedule Thursday Night HOU @ CIN Sunday - 1pm EST CLE @ BAL CHI @ TB MIN @ PIT NE @ NO PHI @ KC TEN @ JAX ARI @ IND BUF @ CAR Sunday - 4pm EST NYJ @ OAK MIA @ LAC SF @ SEA WAS @ LA DAL @ DEN Sunday Night GB @ ATL Monday Night DET @ NYG axeil fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Sep 19, 2017 |
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Reminders and stuff Make sure you are typing your entries correctly. Don't let this happen to you: Forever_Peace posted:Apparently, "MATT STAFFORD" (all caps) has a lower Levenshtein distance to "Matt Prater" than to "Matthew Stafford". I didn't even stop to consider whether the part of the script for "finding the closest thing to what we managed to type and use that" would care about capitalizations. This is the proper format: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards NO - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards CIN - AJ Green - Receiving Yards B#: DET - Mauve Stiff Chode - Passing Yards Please don't be cute and actually use Mauve Stiff Chode for Stafford
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Sep 13, 2017 01:36
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Going for theme week HOU - DeShaun Watson - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 01:51
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THEME WEEK ENTRY NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Paul Perkins - Rushing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 02:19
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THEME WEEK ENTRY IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards TEN - Marcus Mariota - Passing Yards BUF - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards LAR - Cooper Kupp - Receiving Yards Brady Number: DET - Michael Roberts - Receiving Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 05:35
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THEME WEEK ENTRY BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards LAC - Phillip Rivers - Passing Yards WAS - Kirk Cousins - Passing Yards B# NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 15:03
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THEME WEEK ENTRY HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards HOU - Tom Savage - Passing Yards CIN - AJ McCarron - Passing Yards CLE - Cody Kessler - Passing Yards BAL - Ryan Mallett - Passing Yards CHI - Mitchell Trubisky - Passing Yards TB - Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards MIN - Case Keenum - Passing Yards PIT - Landry Jones - Passing Yards NE - Jimmy Garoppolo - Passing Yards NO - Chase Daniel - Passing Yards PHI - Nick Foles - Passing Yards KC - Patrick Mahomes - Passing Yards TEN - Matt Cassel - Passing Yards JAX - Chad Henne - Passing Yards JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards ARI - Drew Stanton - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards IND - Scott Tolzien - Passing Yards BUF - Nathan Peterman - Passing Yards NYJ - Christian Hackenberg - Passing Yards OAK - EJ Manuel - Passing Yards MIA - Matt Moore - Passing Yards LAC - Cardale Jones - Passing Yards LAC - Kellen Clemens - Passing Yards SF - C. J. Beathard - Passing Yards SEA - Austin Davis - Passing Yards WAS - Colt McCoy - Passing Yards LA - Sean Mannion - Passing Yards DAL - Kellen Moore - Passing Yards DEN - Brock Osweiler - Passing Yards GB - Brett Hundley - Passing Yards ATL - Matt Schaub - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards e: added a couple of probably qualifying qbs Diqnol fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Sep 13, 2017 15:23
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I don't think I've seen an entire list cheering for injury (or incompetence) before. I don't know whether to applaud or condemn you.
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Sep 13, 2017 15:26
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I feel dirty but I also now know theres a backup QB named Beathard with a legit chance at starting by the end of the season so it was all worth it. e: Don't forget to mark it an entry Kalli vvv Diqnol fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Sep 13, 2017 15:31
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IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Shane Vereen - Receiving Yards It's me, I'm gonna bust on this bullshit.
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Sep 13, 2017 15:37
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Every week is a theme week for me. CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards CLE - Kevin Hogan - Passing Yards CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing Yards CLE - Matthew Dayes - Rushing Yards CLE - Kenny Britt - Receiving Yards CLE - Sammie Coates - Receiving Yards CLE - Corey Coleman - Receiving Yards CLE - Ricardo Lewis - Receiving Yards CLE - David Njoku - Receiving Yards CLE - Randall Telfer - Receiving Yards CLE - Seth DeValve - Receiving Yards BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards B# - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 16:18
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Hockles posted:Every week is a theme week for me. But will Kevin Hogan get a yard?
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Sep 13, 2017 16:22
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THEME WEEK OAK - Derek Carr - passing IND - Jacoby Brissett - rushing JAX - Blake Bortles - passing MIA - Jay Cutler - passing B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - rushing If QB rushing yards don't count for the theme I will amend my list.
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Sep 13, 2017 16:44
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Oh this should be fun. DINK 'N DUNK WEEK IND - Scott Tolzien - Passing IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing HOU - Tom Savage - Passing CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing B#: Matt Stafford - Passing And, better safe than sorry: Edit: Swapping Savage for Watson, much like BOB Edit 2: Who's starting? gently caress if I know! Acebuckeye13 fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Sep 13, 2017 18:36
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THEME WEEK ENTRY JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing yards SF - Brian Hoyer - passing yards DEN - Trevor Siemian - passing yards NYJ - Josh McCown - passing yards Brady # NYG - Eli Manning - passing yards Just in case Eli clowns out:  Also this token feels too appropriate for this week
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Sep 13, 2017 18:49
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THEME WEEK ENTRY HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards Brady Number - DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 19:36
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THEME WEEK ENTRY IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards LAR - Jared Goff - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards B#: DET - Kenny Golladay - Receiving Yards My new goal of "Not Last" will hopefully go according to plan with this lot.
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Sep 13, 2017 20:45
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Theme Week because if I'm running this thing I feel like I should at least participate, right? PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards KC - Alex Smith - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards B# - NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 13, 2017 21:53
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Reminder: if you want to claim your weekly prize you just need to be available for payment on Venmo! Maybe I can actually play this week? Stupid honeymoon.
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Sep 13, 2017 21:55
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Uterine Lineup posted:THEME WEEK Good point! I clarified that they have to be passing yards Diqnol posted:THEME WEEK ENTRY I don't know whether to love this entry or hate this entry
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Sep 13, 2017 21:57
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Uterine Lineup posted:THEME WEEK Updated below to account for the clarification in rules: OAK - Derek Carr - passing CLE - DeShone Kizer - passing JAX - Blake Bortles - passing NYJ - Josh McCown - passing B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - rushing
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Sep 13, 2017 22:56
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Theme Week HOU - Deshaun Watson - passing TAM - Jameis Winston - passing JAX - Blake Bortles - passing LA - Jared Goff - passing KC - Alex Smith - passing B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - passing Also THE OSWEILER TOKEN Going big baby. (I can do both themed week and use a token correct?)
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Sep 14, 2017 06:37
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Theme Week Yep!
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Sep 14, 2017 13:33
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THEME WEEK MIN - Sam Bradford - Passing Yards GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards IND - Scott Tolzien - Passing Yards DET - Kenny Golladay - Receiving Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 14, 2017 16:10
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THEME WEEK CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 14, 2017 16:19
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THEME WEEK CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards HOU - DeShaun Watson - Passing Yards PHI - Carson Wentz - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 14, 2017 17:15
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Theme Week OAK - Derek Carr - Passing SF -Brian Hoyer - Passing JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing B# DET - Matt Stafford - Passing
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Sep 14, 2017 17:24
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THEME WEEK CLE – DeShone Kizer – Passing Yards NYJ – Josh McCown – Passing Yards SEA – Russell Wilson – Passing Yards B#: DET – Matthew Stafford – Passing Yards
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Sep 14, 2017 18:49
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DINK 'N DUNK THEME WEEK LIST! Saddle up Glennon, you're finally worth something. CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards HOU - Desean Watson - Passing Yards JAC - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards B# Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Lets do this! Go big while dinkin n dunkin.
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Sep 14, 2017 19:04
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Thought I'd fancy up last weeks results in Tableau. Here's the image of it, but click the link for the interactive version  https://public.tableau.com/views/1KYoBWeek1_0/Dashboard1?:embed=y&:display_count=yes&publish=yes Debating getting rid of the columns header since usernames take up so much space. Relentlessboredomm fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Sep 14, 2017 20:25
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Oh cool, is that going to be a weekly thing? I always have trouble remembering which tokens I've used and which I haven't.
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Sep 14, 2017 20:29
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Grittybeard posted:Oh cool, is that going to be a weekly thing? Going to try to, yea. It's all set up now, so it'll be a lot easier to do each week.
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Sep 14, 2017 20:32
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Relentlessboredomm posted:Thought I'd fancy up last weeks results in Tableau. This is good stuff! If people want to make fancy charts and stuff I can release more data each week, like the detailed results that have all the players used.
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Sep 14, 2017 21:49
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Theme week entry: SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards B#: DET - Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
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Sep 14, 2017 22:03
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axeil posted:This is good stuff! Yea I'd love that.
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Sep 14, 2017 22:23
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Theme Week BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing CLE - Cody Kessler - Passing CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing CHI - Mark Sanchez - Passing NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing KC - Alex Smith - Passing B#: DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Using The Osweiler Token EDITED to mention what kind of yardage for each for ease of formatting, even if it was obvious. No other changes were made. Strobe fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 17, 2017 |
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Sep 15, 2017 01:17
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Dinkin and Dunkin DEN - Trevor Siemian - Passing Yards BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards BAL - Joe Flacco- Passing Yards B#: DET - Golden Tate - Receiving Yards Prater Token Are tokens a one time use?
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Sep 15, 2017 01:53
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Theme week entry: SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards NYJ - Josh McCown - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Sep 15, 2017 03:28
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Theme Week NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards B# NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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Theme Week CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards SF - Brian Hoyer - Passing Yards JAC - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards B#: NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
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