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runsamok
Jan 12, 2011

Mr.Tophat posted:

I aint paying tax

Taxation is theft & I don't want you goons stealing my fine cattes.

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StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

peter gabriel posted:

Unless the thing that goes down is the boat you are on, then you want pretty much the exact opposite of water

I dunno about that, in any kind of emergency, pretty much the number one thing you need is probably going to be clean water. If you can't produce a working fire and something to boil water in, you're likely to die of dehydration rather than starvation. Drinking water from a lake or river is not really a safe thing to do at all. Also, most of the footage I saw during the past two hurricanes in the states were people storming stores to buy water. Like, even if you're on a boat that goes down at sea, you can't drink saltwater.

Water is an extremely important resource, more so if purified.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


i bottle my piss like a real survivorman

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
jesus christ that redchris18 guy

really man? are you really going to go there of all loving places?

what the gently caress is wrong with you

jesus christ

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
What was the name of that Steam game that folks recommended? It involved starships and open exploration.

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What was the name of that Steam game that folks recommended? It involved starships and open exploration.

The two that immediately come to mind are Elite: Dangerous and No Man's Sky.

Theres also Rebel Galaxy, which plays more like Freelancer than really an open galaxy exploration game. I've been playing this the most lately. You also get to control frigate-sized+ ship rather than a smaller fighter variant.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

StarbloodKiss posted:

The two that immediately come to mind are Elite: Dangerous and No Man's Sky.

Theres also Rebel Galaxy, which plays more like Freelancer than really an open galaxy exploration game. I've been playing this the most lately. You also get to control frigate-sized+ ship rather than a smaller fighter variant.

Naw this was a small one, maybe suggested yesterday or the day before.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

runsamok posted:

Beardo-Weirdo Clifford stopped humping his Vocaloid Dakimakura as soon as he found out & immediately busted out his black card.

Sappo569 posted:

Countdown till that tiny man named miku announcing he will match the refund with a spite pledge

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Awesome! posted:

i bottle my piss like a real survivorman

No, Survivorman is the good one that doesn't drink his own piss.

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

TheAgent posted:

jesus christ that redchris18 guy

really man? are you really going to go there of all loving places?

what the gently caress is wrong with you

jesus christ
Someone teach this man to archive.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Naw this was a small one, maybe suggested yesterday or the day before.

i remember it was 2d but cant think of the name

The_Groove
Mar 15, 2003

Supersonic compressible convection in the sun

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Naw this was a small one, maybe suggested yesterday or the day before.

3030 Deathwar Redux according to my wishlist

Warhawk109
Mar 13, 2017
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/704rb2/comment/dn0rcgv?st=J7L6819Q&sh=6752012c

OldSchlCmdr has returned!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Naw this was a small one, maybe suggested yesterday or the day before.

This? http://store.steampowered.com/app/464360/3030_Deathwar_Redux/

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

Someone teach this man to archive.
its just like wtf

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

its just like wtf



ironically? :confused:

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I don't even know what he's trying to loving say but I have a feeling its p fuckin awful and hurtful and he's a real fuckin poo poo

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


In EVE Online the videogame I was once called a gook because my character was an Amarr so I could start with an extra point in the laser skill. Thanks for listening yall.

e: I am not an amarr irl

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

I don't even know what he's trying to loving say but I have a feeling its p fuckin awful and hurtful and he's a real fuckin poo poo

idgi either, i don't watch pewdiepie but i'm pretty sure he's not some grand wizard that uses it unironically and coming from redchris he means goons that way so it makes no sense whatsoever other than to reinforce that he is a piece of poo poo. if that was his intention though he hit a home run.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
like why are the die hard defenders of this poo poo such goddamn awful human beings

trading hidden cam porn pics and poo poo for spaceship jpgs, this is what star citizen has become

goddamn gently caress this loving thing, seriously

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

trading hidden cam porn pics and poo poo for spaceship jpgs, this is what star citizen has become

:eyepop: wut

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


porn and jpegs have a similar value i guess

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
congrats chris, you've united a bunch of bitcoin loving, women hating, authoritarian and racist pieces of poo poo under one gaming roof

you're the fuckin mance rayder of terrible video game communities

plz notice I did not bring in politics and instead mentioned a cool nerdman thing

thanks

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
I went down that rabbit hole once, I ain't going back again

look up some r/starcitizen_trades posting histories, especially people who get scammed

see where they gently caress they post, what sites they end up on as they try to trade their spaceship jpgs

its loving gross and I ain't going back

gently caress that

Furry Hunter
May 5, 2005
Professional Fursecutor
Star Citizen really is a cult

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

TheAgent posted:

its just like wtf



When we call each other "goon", it's with an "a" on the end. When they say it, it's with a hard "er", which is racist.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
no amount of wine is making today any better :(

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

XK posted:

When we call each other "goon", it's with an "a" on the end. When they say it, it's with a hard "er", which is racist.
its all p much racist, my goona

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


hagoona matata for the rest of your days

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,
This is all pretty ugly tbh. Star Citizen is a grotesque abomination and needs to be put down.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





TheAgent posted:

no amount of wine is making today any better :(

Dude I got power back to my house today, and some weirdo melted Reddit with a $45k refund post. Things are great!

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Awesome! posted:

i bottle my piss like a real survivorman



Give a man a piss and he'll drink for a day



Teach a man to bottle piss and he'll drink for a lifetime





TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Beet Wagon posted:

Dude I got power back to my house today, and some weirdo melted Reddit with a $45k refund post. Things are great!
good point

SirScorpion
Jul 10, 2013

TheAgent posted:

like why are the die hard defenders of this poo poo such goddamn awful human beings

trading hidden cam porn pics and poo poo for spaceship jpgs, this is what star citizen has become

goddamn gently caress this loving thing, seriously

It never became that, It was always that Exhibit A, was posted on the old front page along with the collection of pics from backers




Then you got this one, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blPpnnSOiwk

I dont want to kink shame but CIG getting into this stuff waay back

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

TheAgent posted:

like why are the die hard defenders of this poo poo such goddamn awful human beings

trading hidden cam porn pics and poo poo for spaceship jpgs, this is what star citizen has become

goddamn gently caress this loving thing, seriously

I'd argue most of the faith militant SC fanboys have always been a bit poo poo.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


this is still my favorite star citizen related image however many years later

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

TheAgent posted:

no amount of wine is making today any better :(

maybe a cat will help?

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HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!
So let me see if I got this right--the company that told us more money wouldn't cause delays, but allow them to deliver more content in the same time frame. The company that said Star Marine in weeks not month. The company that announced 3.0 was the big end of the patch that would drop before December 19th. That company has told us there wasn't a $45K refund?

Refund was for $45,330.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

SomethingJones posted:

Refund Dude wanted to out with a bang instead of a whimper. He is a legit hero imo because I learnt that I wanted to believe his story as much as these guys want to believe in Star Citizen.

I'm glad of the gaming websites that took a bite out of it, but in the end they all ran a piece of Swofford PR because in the end that's all they really know how to do - run loving releases from marketing agencies.

Yeah well we're still investigating, even though it had nothing to do with Goons. He was on our Discord earlier today, and we've figured out his Twitter, forum, RSI account handles. I also have his email address.

By morning, I will know what he had for dinner.

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HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

TheAgent posted:

this was said to me by my old coke dealer fyi

sage words from a part time nanny / part time sex worker / full time coke head

sage words
By old coke dealer--do you mean she is like 65? Or do you now have a new coke dealer? Do you have a line on Crystal Pepsi by chance?

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