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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

If you did a word cloud for everything codys said since leaving WWE "my dad" would take up 3/4ths the page

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I call Dean's offense lovely all the time (except the Dirty Deeds which rules). I was calling out a lovely joke on the virtues of it being badly executed humor that was getting lauded and I stand by that.
I really don't think you had to provide an explanation

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


That DICK! posted:

If you did a word cloud for everything codys said since leaving WWE "my dad" would take up 3/4ths the page

No, it'd be "gently caress", "the", and "revival"

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

freeze everyone it's the ambrose joke police

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


gently caress the revival

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I call Dean's offense lovely all the time (except the Dirty Deeds which rules). I was calling out a lovely joke on the virtues of it being badly executed humor that was getting lauded and I stand by that.

Sometimes mediocrity gets broadly and undeservedly praised, and I have learned to find peace with that, and even enjoy some Dean Ambrose matches.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I call Dean's offense lovely all the time (except the Dirty Deeds which rules). I was calling out a lovely joke on the virtues of it being badly executed humor that was getting lauded and I stand by that.

E:

Erebus posted:

freeze everyone it's the ambrose joke police

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Sometimes mediocrity gets broadly and undeservedly praised, and I have learned to find peace with that, and even enjoy some Dean Ambrose matches.

This is admirable and something I will aim to emulate. :)

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

can we please get back to talking about Jeff Hardy's amazing painting?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Cool thanks joke police

I mean if we're not allowed to call other posts lovely without huge derails what're we doing here? Different times, man.

I'm excited for The Braun Strowman Show tonight!

Your Parents
Jul 19, 2017

by R. Guyovich
the Dirty Deeds stinks and the old headlock driver was better

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I mean if we're not allowed to call other posts lovely without huge derails what're we doing here? Different times, man.

Hey fuc...

quote:

I'm excited for The Braun Strowman Show tonight!

Yeah alright

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I should know mediocrity gets accepted as good. I watch WWE faithfully, after all. :v:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Foochs' crush on Dean is worse than Gonzo's on Alexa.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

Your Parents posted:

the Dirty Deeds stinks and the old headlock driver was better

Drew McIntyre did a better Dirty Deeds give it back to him

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Aphrodite posted:

Foochs' crush on Dean is worse than Gonzo's on Alexa.

Both posters are good, and welcome.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Midnightghoul posted:

Drew McIntyre did a better Dirty Deeds give it back to him

This is actually fair. Future Shock is S-Tier. Dirty Deeds is A-Tier.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Midnightghoul posted:

Drew McIntyre did a better Dirty Deeds give it back to him

I think it's a bad move!

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

The Headlock Driver was badass and better but I like how Dean is smart enough to know if he's not winning the match he shouldn't hit the move.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I'm going to kill Dean Ambrose, this being the joke. Rate me out of 10

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

I'm going to kill Dean Ambrose, this being the joke. Rate me out of 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQvrJGQN9JY

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I mean if we're not allowed to call other posts lovely without huge derails what're we doing here? Different times, man.

I'm excited for The Braun Strowman Show tonight!


BBBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/RealPaigeWWE/status/909886347011379200

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

she took a dump in the parking lot.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

SamuraiFoochs posted:

This is admirable and something I will aim to emulate. :)

What are things nobody ever said about Dean's offense, Alex?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

RacistGuidingLight posted:

she took a dump in the parking lot.

Why was she doing Dean's moves in the parking lot???

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Codependent Poster posted:

What are things nobody ever said about Dean's offense, Alex?

See this is good.

Erebus posted:

Why was she doing Dean's moves in the parking lot???

Eh, 5/10. Good effort though.

Seriously though I'm hyped for RAW as well as No Mercy.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

They're literally all the same joke Comedy Cop

Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.
I just got an email from WWE offering me "the rest of the 2017 PPVs" (read as: 3 months of the Network) for 99 cents.

Oh what the hell why not. I can go back and watch Bobby Heenan for that.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Erebus posted:

They're literally all the same joke Comedy Cop

Codependant Poster's joke was the superior capitalization on a less obvious set up. Stop trying to own my friend Foochs.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Codependant Poster's joke was the superior capitalization on a less obvious set up. Stop trying to own my friend Foochs.

Precisely. Also thanks my good friend RGL.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Dean Ambrose is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Dean Ambrose."

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

i also read watchmen, thank you very much

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
We regret to inform you that an intoxicated Alberto Del Rio has been forcibly removed from the premises of the WWE Performance Center

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Jinder Mahal has now been WWE champion for more days than both Ric Flair and Roman Reigns

The Lion of Punjab roars with pride

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Big Coffin Hunter posted:

can we please get back to talking about Jeff Hardy's amazing painting?

Decade old material? Okay.

What did Jeff say after Super Bowl 41?

That's my Peyton Manning.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I deliberately went for bad low-hanging fruit in ref. to Fooch's earlier complaint, follow the lore nerds

Serious question though: How the gently caress can they possibly think they're going to rehabilitate Paige into someone they can put on TV. Like, I don't mean physically or even mentally, just how do you get past everyone chanting CUM BELT at her or holding up signs about cocaine the entire time she's in the ring.

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Endless Mike posted:

I'd be honestly surprised if Chikara hasn't done something like it at some point.

https://youtu.be/3-20XyJnZv0

Someone's used the Amazon as a gimmick too, but I can't find a clip. Do not search YouTube for "amazon wrestling."

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Erebus posted:

I deliberately went for bad low-hanging fruit in ref. to Fooch's earlier complaint, follow the lore nerds

Serious question though: How the gently caress can they possibly think they're going to rehabilitate Paige into someone they can put on TV. Like, I don't mean physically or even mentally, just how do you get past everyone chanting CUM BELT at her or holding up signs about cocaine the entire time she's in the ring.

I dunno, they didn't hound Xavier too bad. Then again he's a dude soooo...

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Comedy Cop would be a good gimmick. Maybe they could be Breezango's superior who is fed up with their lack of progress on the case.

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