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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012


Can't wait for GIT A F'N WAX wrestling!

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FunMerrania
Mar 3, 2013

Blast Processing
Lol Bound for Glory is going to be BCW 2.0, similar roster too.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
My favorite dumb TNA moment might be when they had an ECW invasion called EV 2.0 and never taught the fans it was supposed to be chanted "E V DUB" in lieu of the ECW chants

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

RealFoxy posted:

My favorite dumb TNA moment might be when they had an ECW invasion called EV 2.0 and never taught the fans it was supposed to be chanted "E V DUB" in lieu of the ECW chants

they deliberately didn't tell the crowd that, because they were afraid that would open them up to lawsuits over the ECW name. the crowd was just sort of supposed to figure it out on their own, in which case they'd be fine to air it because the trademark infringement wasn't the company's fault, it was just those wacky fans

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





what the hell could Derrick Bateman even do in the WWE these days? Dibiase ripoff? Underboss type for Daniel Bryan? idk

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Venomous posted:

what the hell could Derrick Bateman even do in the WWE these days? Dibiase ripoff? Underboss type for Daniel Bryan? idk

Vince McMahon's nephew that we've never seen before

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

RZApublican posted:

Vince McMahon's nephew that we've never seen before

Bateman as Donald Duck, Johnny Raw as Gladstone Gander.

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

RealFoxy posted:

it was supposed to be chanted "E V DUB" in lieu of the ECW chants

I never figured this out.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I swear to god at one point they were legit chanting "Eee vee two point oh!", which was even sillier

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


Venomous posted:

what the hell could Derrick Bateman even do in the WWE these days? Dibiase ripoff? Underboss type for Daniel Bryan? idk

Fashion criminal.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
The America Guy

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Venomous posted:

what the hell could Derrick Bateman even do in the WWE these days? Dibiase ripoff? Underboss type for Daniel Bryan? idk

Fake Undertaker or Fake Kane.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
tag team with Daniel Bryan as DB2

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

stick him with Sanity as that seems to be the destination for TNA rejects.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Very excited for it to come out in late December/early January that the money problems are worse due to the tapings.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


radical new idea: weekly pay-per-views!

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



DJExile posted:

radical new idea: weekly pay-per-views!

DAILY pay-per-views!

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Davros1 posted:

DAILY pay-per-views!

Impact365 coming soon to YouTube!

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Ottawa's a poor choice to do this in. It's all white collar government workers who prefer to spend their time and money at Irish pubs or Senators games. They should have gone to a place like Hamilton.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


but then they'd have to deal with Hamilton Stink

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Edmonton is cool go there

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Ottawa's a poor choice to do this in. It's all white collar government workers who prefer to spend their time and money at Irish pubs or Senators games. They should have gone to a place like Hamilton.
So you're saying they lacked foresight in picking a location :thunk:

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate
They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Ottawa's a poor choice to do this in. It's all white collar government workers who prefer to spend their time and money at Irish pubs or Senators games. They should have gone to a place like Hamilton.

Everywhere is a poor place to hold this.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MassRafTer posted:

Everywhere is a poor place to hold this.

I'm sure they could pull it off in someone's backyard

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

Is this a level below the weekly PPV attendance or is that challenge next in line

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

lmao

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
500 is somehow optimistic given how empty the Impact Zone regularly is

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

"We can turn this around"- Anthem, looking at an auditorium over 3/4 empty

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Edmonton is cool go there

It's literally ball-freezing cold. Important distinction.

astrollinthepork
Sep 24, 2007

When you come at the king, you best not miss, snitch

HE KNOWS

sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

Lol I'm sure they are

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

So we'll set the over/under at 250 1/2. Place your bets.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...

CopywrightMMXI posted:

Ottawa's a poor choice to do this in. It's all white collar government workers who prefer to spend their time and money at Irish pubs or Senators games.

they don't even do that, they're taking 1500 seats out of the arena to make it seem fuller

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

sbaldrick posted:

They are expecting 500 people at the PPV according to a news report.

So not only does Melbourne City Wrestling do better than that but this event is still probably going to be papered to an extent.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


To a great extent

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
poo poo I assume the 500 counts whoever watches at home.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Edmonton is cool go there

Our local indie would run them out of town.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Our local indie would run them out of town.



How much of a mark is the promoter? Maybe someone can get it I. His head to run against them.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Chinston Wurchill posted:

Our local indie would run them out of town.



This poster is really good.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

checksin posted:

they don't even do that, they're taking 1500 seats out of the arena to make it seem fuller

For this they'd have to make the building smaller.

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