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troll: say that to my face fucker not online, see what happens me: oh yeah??? meet me in the wal-mart parking lot, five to five. punk rear end bitch troll: you'll know it's me, cause i'm your worst nightmare  me: (staring at my wardrobe) the one about drowning? the one about the wet beagle on my linens???? free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 15:39 on Sep 21, 2017 |
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my jokes here are going to see a huge drop in quality now that my threads about eating rear end are no longer welcome
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little munchkin posted:the movie speed but instead of going fast on a bus you need to harass a certain amount of women each hour on social media or something will explode this is what was really happening with gamergate fyi |
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Listen I'm not here to be your friend. I'm here to make hilarious jokes about eating rear end and guess what, if that offends you? Good. Jokes about eating rear end are my litmus test for society. At the doctors office right before my physical examination ill say something like "hey doc, if you like looking at my rear end so much you should just chow down." If I dont get at least a chuckle I'm out the door. When I'm choosing deli meat at the grocery store I might say "you ever pair that seasoned ham with these hams?" as I press my butt against the glass viewing window. Yeah, I know its not as solid a joke but I'd better see a smile or else they just lost a paying customer. |
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free Trapt CD posted:descriptions of people that somebody wants you to recognise but the descriptions are of things that are weird and abstract and/or not immediately apparent at sight Hey let's meet up saturday at noon to sell this iphone. It's $400, I'll be in the food court reading reviews of jazz albums on a different phone, and I just got a haircut. I'll be driving a green honda, and it will probably be parked by the Sears entrance about 600 yards away |
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vanisher posted:Listen I'm not here to be your friend. I'm here to make hilarious jokes about eating rear end and guess what, if that offends you? Good. Jokes about eating rear end are my litmus test for society. At the doctors office right before my physical examination ill say something like "hey doc, if you like looking at my rear end so much you should just chow down." If I dont get at least a chuckle I'm out the door. When I'm choosing deli meat at the grocery store I might say "you ever pair that seasoned ham with these hams?" as I press my butt against the glass viewing window. Yeah, I know its not as solid a joke but I'd better see a smile or else they just lost a paying customer. "service desk? yeah it's the deli guy... yeah he did it again. send the janitor over with the squeegee, will you?"
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DavidAlltheTime posted:A carnival run by dogs, but they're just running around and barking, so all the rides are breaking down and I don't know how they grilled this sausage. I don't want to know how they cut the onions. But I'll be damned if this isn't the finest Italian sausage I've ever had. |
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Manifisto posted:a toy story like movie in which the toys are awful - totally unsympathetic, they all have the worst character traits of humanity in terms of being snarky, deceitful, exploitative, lazy, gluttonous, opportunistic, passive aggressive, what have you. in the end they are all destroyed or thrown in the trash and the audience is relieved and happy they are gone. |
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FactsAreUseless posted:This is just Sausage Party. well then they should be paying me royalties |
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Find Out Why My Feet Are Dirty a thread where I post pictures of my feet and people speculate on why they're dirty |
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Jedrick posted:The concept of Rock and Roll lays in a hospital bed in a vegetative state, hooked up to an impressive array of various life support machines. Despite the pleading of Dr. Feelgood, Neil Young sternly refuses to sign the consent forum. "we built this city on rock and roll" refers to a haunted graveyard situation ---------------- |
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Jedrick posted:The concept of Rock and Roll lays in a hospital bed in a vegetative state, hooked up to an impressive array of various life support machines. Despite the pleading of Dr. Feelgood, Neil Young sternly refuses to sign the consent forum. ext., night, snowy: our lady of the foxes hospital camera pans back to reveal it is a snowglobe held by a young black-haired boy in wraparound sunglasses, who slowly rocks back and forth his mother: doctor, i'm worried. roy never says anything much at all doctor: he's a nut. crazy in a coconut. that boy needs therapy a tear slowly falls out the lower brim of roy's sunglasses fade out to the tune of 'in dreams' put this in youre sig if you're the 1% of teens who still listens to REAL rock and roll |
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woke up this morning with this thought in my brain for some reason a therapist who offers to be your "sounding board" but won't stop calling you about their own problems.
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Starman Super DX posted:woke up this morning with this thought in my brain for some reason A therapist that prank calls your friends and family with prerecorded snippets of your sessions. |
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little munchkin posted:don pardo from snl reading the results of your std test "ladies and gentlemen, gonnorhea" CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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DavidAlltheTime posted:A very nervous weatherman and all of the weather sounds erotic. this has legs |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:this has legs it's, uh, a very large system, um, unusually large, which will be lingering over the southern latitudes for a while, it's gonna be a wet afternoon, t-then penetrating towards the warmer interior later this evening *gulps, nervously chuckles without eye contact* |
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Starman Super DX posted:woke up this morning with this thought in my brain for some reason how abouy a therapist who offers to be your "soundboard" and whenever you talk about your problems they only reply in famous lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies ("get to the choppa!", "I'm detective John Kimble", etc) ---------------- |
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little munchkin posted:how abouy a therapist who offers to be your "soundboard" and whenever you talk about your problems they only reply in famous lines from Arnold Schwarzenegger movies ("get to the choppa!", "I'm detective John Kimble", etc) who is your daddy and what does he do ---------------- |
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AverySpecialfriend posted:this has legs Uh, so this high pressure system seems to have some uhmm legs on it, I guess.. and you can see here how they go, uh, allll the way up here to Indiana, where they converge in this really turbulent, and uh, muggy area (swirls hands over weather crotch on the digi-map) |
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a "prestige" tv-show but instead of characters getting killed every episode, fans eagerly tune in every week to find out what characters get sucked off
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Lizard Wizard posted:been reading up on wands and wand materials in the harry potter universe and i think lovely harry potter wands is somethin'. i'm thinking this could maybe be expanded to cover various lovely versions of harry potter things, perhaps using a low-cost unaccredited magic college (ie lovely hogwarts) as a springboard |
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Lizard Wizard posted:i'm thinking this could maybe be expanded to cover various lovely versions of harry potter things, perhaps using a low-cost unaccredited magic college (ie lovely hogwarts) as a springboard the Griffin is a pigeon stapled to a cow |
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Jedrick posted:Piglumps Magic Community College *No arcane accreditation make the thread
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