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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hell yeah got my holographic hawk on my wrist, gonna use it to catch all them datapigeons

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Is this the Hyperwar I keep hearing about?

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
The PowerPoint that got an $80b Defense budget increase out of the Senate.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Man out of context that card looks like it's from a really lame game

Mantari
May 8, 2005
:D
Lipstick Apathy
Does anyone remember a thread in E/N where a guy talks about his problems he and his wife are having with their sex life and then goes into great detail about different sex positions and how his wife wasn't enthusiastic enough?
People then proceeded to mock him after a few pages and there was a fyad post maybe i dunno.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Brawnfire posted:

The placenta is good, I'll grant them that, but I hope they're not expecting a tip; the cervix is terrible.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Christ on a cracker

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mr.Tophat posted:

Christ on a cracker

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

placenta lasagna

I've heard of dick cheese but this is just going too far.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

It's heartening to see people getting their goon on about all aspects of their life, including the mechanics of pregnancy and childbirth. Party on, elise the great! :911:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Lobok posted:

I've heard of dick cheese but this is just going too far.

We have been trying to get her to aspic the entire thing too

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Lobok posted:

I've heard of dick cheese but this is just going too far.

Eating your own fingernails + the miracle of birth = fun?

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

I will read that once I have finished eating

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

God is dead and we will snort his ashes, loving hell

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Yes, the anti food Porn thread is a hellscape right now, focused on Elise the Great turning her placenta into a lasagna

Yeah no, the The Katering Show episode on that was enough for me thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Why on earth would you make placenta lasagna? Don't you want to taste it?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Chichevache posted:

Why on earth would you make placenta lasagna? Don't you want to taste it?

I'm generally not a big fan of lasagna, maybe it'll overpower it.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Mr.Tophat posted:

Christ on a cracker

Christ is a cracker

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

We Know Catheters posted:

Christ is a cracker

I thought he was black?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Machai posted:

I thought he was black?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Chichevache posted:

Why on earth would you make placenta lasagna? Don't you want to taste it?

She isn't in it for the flavor, she's in it for the cannibalism bragging rights.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus

Kumo posted:

The following statement is in response to President Donald Trump’s comments last night...

STATEMENT FROM NFL COMMISSIONER ROGER GOODELL

The NFL and our players are at our best when we help create a sense of unity in our country and our culture. There is no better example than the amazing response from our clubs and players to the terrible natural disasters we've experienced over the last month. Divisive comments like these demonstrate an unfortunate lack of respect for the NFL, our great game and all of our players, and a failure to understand the overwhelming force for good our clubs and players represent in our communities.

https://nflcommunications.com/Pages/Statement-From-NFL-Commissioner-Roger-Goodell.aspx

Robo Reagan posted:

lol when you gently caress up so bad the concussion salesman starts throwing shade

For real. If Roger Goodell is able to dunk on you and look good doing it, you have said some stupid poo poo.

Clitch has a new favorite as of 08:21 on Sep 24, 2017

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Dead Reckoning posted:

She isn't in it for the flavor, she's in it for the cannibalism bragging rights.

She's a nurse. Take your work home or something.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Sounds to me like someone heard about eating rear end and got the entirely wrong idea.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Trig Discipline posted:

Yeah no, the The Katering Show episode on that was enough for me thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LhgJjicMz8
First time I saw that I was like, drat, that's some gnarly prop they got there.

The Katering Show does not have the budget for props.

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Somfin posted:

Man out of context that card looks like it's from a really lame game

As opposed to what

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

hey ryan let's go round to your house after school

kid ponders whether mum's eating human flesh and ranting about elf penis

uhh sorry i got a... lot of homework

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Technically it's only autocannibalism. She made it herself! :v:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Is it still cannibalism if it's given freely?

edit:
Sure is! Guess google was quicker than I thought.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Who's that other goon that'd eat herself? Hair, mostly, iirc. She and her b o were a double tag team entrant into that goon made brawler Drama Sweep where Dr Frog would repeatedly face his crippling alcoholism to make various posters Get Out. There were comics too iirc.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is it still cannibalism if it's given freely?

edit:
Sure is! Guess google was quicker than I thought.

Yeah, if it's deliberately harvested it counts. Accidental/habitual eating of your own body such as chewing your fingernails or accidentally swallowing your own blood when you get a blood nose or chewing your hair as a nervous don't count.

Fun fact: self-cannibalism has sometimes been forced on people as a form of torture during wartime. Yayyyyy humans are awesome to each other.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Who's that other goon that'd eat herself? Hair, mostly, iirc. She and her b o were a double tag team entrant into that goon made brawler Drama Sweep where Dr Frog would repeatedly face his crippling alcoholism to make various posters Get Out. There were comics too iirc.
Barbako.

E/N Comics thread is here, but you might need archives to read it. Like all goon projects the game idea kind of fizzled out.

George Rouncewell
Jul 20, 2007

You think that's illegal? Heh, watch this.

HEY GAIL posted:

am i the only person here who would put the REPLICA in his fuckroom and the ORIGINAL in a museum? that poo poo's a priceless antique, you could damage it

mad about sex furniture itt, poo poo

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Clitch posted:

For real. If Roger Goodell is able to dunk on you and look good doing it, you have said some stupid poo poo.

"concussion salesman" is TOTY

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Mycroft Holmes posted:

The Chair


In Operation

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
The top hat is the best part

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Ein cooler Typ posted:

actually the Iliad and the Odyssey were not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

mobby_6kl posted:

It's not cool to make fun of autists :mad:

Sub-Actuality posted:

He never actually became an autist, he didn't even make it into aut school

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Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

This is high class as gently caress

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