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This story ends with, "It was all a dream."
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Arms_Akimbo posted:I'm going to regret this. cool!
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Is he planning to sue Jobbo once Star Citizen releases? Perhaps the white knights can join CIG and start a class action against Derek and the trolls for fraud (of the worst type) and defamation.
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I'm the goons who think the guy jacking off to anime games is lamer than the guy screencapping another person's steam library to win an internet fight.
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Win, lose, it's all shitposting to me.
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm the goons who think the guy jacking off to anime games is lamer than the guy screencapping another person's steam library to win an internet fight. Be careful now, you are close to attacking half of the regulars.
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Tane.
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TheGodofIris posted:Tane. can get into
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Beet Wagon posted:I'm the goons who think the guy jacking off to anime games is lamer than the guy screencapping another person's steam library to win an internet fight. and for the mutlitasker that is doing both?
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Sep 25, 2017 07:23
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What is wrong with jacking off to anime games?
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It’s disrespectful to glorious nippon
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Gravity_Storm posted:I think they are desperately trying to get 3.0 shat out in some form before CitizenCon. If they dont they may as well cancel the show, because unless Mae Demming comes out of retirement they've got jack diddly poo poo all to show. I haven't seen any indication they've got anything approaching a functional 3.0 with moons. Most they've shown is editor nonsense and tightly scripted Gamescom bullshot demos. No doubt they'd like to get something they can call 3.0 out before Citcon but the fact they've been busy distracting the cultists with stupid poo poo like licensed face tracking and ATC nonsense indicates they're not going to be able to do so. Unless, of course, they resort to releasing the Gamescom floor demo planetoid map. That would be an absolute last resort though, because they wouldn't be able to hide behind the excuse that they need to reset the server every ten minutes so people would quickly realize it's just a map.
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GamesCon demo was ‘live enough’ for comedy purposes whatever the bullshot reality of it. Anything fragile enough to require a complete reset and then running through the exact same steps and the giving us the glorious ramp moment is a gift from CIG and we shouldn't spend too much time wondering how real it was. Real enough to break. That’s what I want from CitCon.
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Sep 25, 2017 07:49
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Dante80 posted:What is wrong with jacking off to anime games? Well, it depends on which anime game, doesn't it?
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trucutru posted:Well, it depends on which anime game, doesn't it? What about rubbing to anime games? Is there a legal distinction here or what? I'm asking for a friend.
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If they are moving all those bugs, some of which they once deemed as severe, to later builds in order to push something to their avocados soon, then wouldn't the avocados report all those bugs back to them? I bet they either ignore avocados feedback altogether, (so giving them a build would be only to shut some mouths up), or they are using the unforeseen flow of excessively redundant bugs reported as a convenient excuse for further delays.
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trucutru posted:Well, it depends on which anime game, doesn't it? That is a preposterous notion. I mean, we are talking about anime games here! Dante80 fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Sep 25, 2017 |
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Sep 25, 2017 08:59
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AbstractNapper posted:I bet they either ignore avocados feedback altogether, (so giving them a build would be only to shut some mouths up), or they are using the unforeseen flow of excessively redundant bugs reported as a convenient excuse for further delays. The success of an Evocati release is measured by how well it placates CIG's unhappy customers and by how long it keeps them quietly waiting for a patch, not by anything that's actually done during it.
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AlbieQuirky posted:There are at least four Derek Smarts in the US, according to the ten-second Intelius search I could be bothered to do. Star Citizens are terrible at searching the Internet. There are like 40 Derek Smarts in this thread alone, Derek.
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Trilobite posted:I think it's pretty clear that the Evocati thing is meant to simply be a temporary stand-in for visible progress and a speedbump for customer dissatisfaction. poo poo's still broke but it's been so long since any kind of update that even the zealots are starting to mutter? Time to throw whatever they've got out to the avocados so CIG can say "Look! We did it! ...sort of!", and voila, they get a few more weeks to do the "We're busy smashing bugs and you, our loyal players, are helping us to get this patch out Soon (so stop complaining, you loving snowflakes)" routine while they desperately try to claw something together that will mostly work by whatever steadily-lowering standards they're using now. The whole evocati thing works like a pressure valve for the community. Leaks from them keep the general populace ecstatic, CIG takes their time to unfuck the build without backers screaming at them, the evocati only leak good things because they don't want to lose their priviledge and everyone gets hyped for the PTU release. It is a pretty ingenious concept, from a marketing point of view. Especially since everyone has already paid for alpha access, and suddenly doesn't care much about it.
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Paramemetic posted:There are like 40 Derek Smarts in this thread alone, Derek. I'll fight them all. Anyone watch the new trek? Is Chris gunna watch it and try and introduce an element from it into Star Citizen??? If you respond to this with specifics, please please please use spoiler tags for those folks who give a poo poo about trek. So, Crobberts could have something to do with a ship lined with coffins, a spacesuit that is guided by another person or something, or maybe putting planting a bomb on a crate before it gets picked up by another player? Of course this is all gunna be theorycrafting from Crobberts, apart from the coffin ship, which will be a high priced jpeg. Also, I didn't watch the trailer for the third episode because I hate trailers, but I seriously hope we get to see some ferengi. Ferengi bring me so much loving joy you have no idea.
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If you make anime illegal, people will just make anime in their bathtubs. AbstractNapper posted:If they are moving all those bugs, some of which they once deemed as severe, to later builds in order to push something to their avocados soon, then wouldn't the avocados report all those bugs back to them? The avocados can't report bugs in a feature if that feature is removed entirely! 
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Latin Pheonix posted:If you make anime illegal, people will just make anime in their bathtubs. Get in the everclear shinji
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Mr.Tophat posted:Get in the everclear shinji 
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AP posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/177354011?t=01m30s He's trying way too hard.
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Goddamn that show was stupid as hell, even for an anime.
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If Star Marine has around 17 players average....ain't that basically all the streamers, and that's it?
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Dooguk posted:He's trying way too hard. Just another episode of gameplay brew.
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Meridian posted:Goddamn that show was stupid as hell, even for an anime. Mods?
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tuo posted:Mods? If Beet doesn't agree with me he should be banned.
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Dooguk posted:He's trying way too hard. Part of me thinks that this is really all an act to show how bad SC is to viewers. Another part of me thinks that this is really what this guy thinks. Either way it's hilarious.
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tuo posted:If Star Marine has around 17 players average....ain't that basically all the streamers, and that's it? It's 3 tweets worth. https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/911651763010310144
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New Star Trek was so bad I cannot accurately describe it. It looked as good as a movie but holy geez that script. I also feel like they forgot to install some lights on the ships it was csi levels of dark sets lit only by monitors lmao
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