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The Titanic posted:What would happen if you threw gravity goo into a fire?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:24 |
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Beet Wagon posted:yeah I didn't feel the need to touch that with a ten foot pole. I never knew Vilerat and I never played EVE, but that was obviously a low blow intended to make people mad, as well it should - that's a pretty hosed up shot to take. I did both and he can go gently caress himself. I mean, seriously, insert his keyboard into his anus sideways. No, don't worry about the wrist-rest, you'll be surprised at the ability of the sphincter to stretch. But just mash that thing right up inside.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:27 |
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Hav posted:I did both and he can go gently caress himself. This is a good post.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:38 |
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Why is that man jerking the cat?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:39 |
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Nektu posted:Why is that man jerking the cat? It's the only way to get it to calm down
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:47 |
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Variable 5 posted:I saw "punching above its weight" in an email today Just say "I feel grief" and call your fellow co-workers commandos. It is funny how fast they catch on.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:54 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:It's the only way to get it to calm down By the way it rockets off into space, it doesn't seem to be working.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 19:55 |
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Raised by Hamsters posted:I feel like it's wrong to focus exclusively on the shifting nature of 3.0, without also going further back. Wasn't 3.0 itself just a rebranded 2.7? Which was itself the catch all Jesus patch for everything that was being promised for the original 2.4 (think that was the first Jesus number if I remember right). An excerpt from the vomitous puff piece tripe from gamestar.de Posted July 2016 on RSI forums by a mod: quote:The Next Steps Then they pull the ol' switcheroo we are no longer burning down to 2.7, we are burning down to 3.0. We have always been burning down to 3.0. Posted August 21st 2016 (Gamescom) by our "special" superfan friend Boredgamer quote:STAR CITIZEN ALPHA 3.0 FEATURES Toops fucked around with this message at 20:16 on Sep 25, 2017 |
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Raised by Hamsters posted:I feel like it's wrong to focus exclusively on the shifting nature of 3.0, without also going further back. Wasn't 3.0 itself just a rebranded 2.7? Which was itself the catch all Jesus patch for everything that was being promised for the original 2.4 (think that was the first Jesus number if I remember right). Every patch since the PU released was supposed to be the jesus patch, "fixed netcode, more players, new locations, new UI" in each announcement it that has either been forgotten or been such a broken heap of poo poo it's been taken OUT of the game. The list of what they have added would make steam shovelware developers laugh. What you saw at gamescom that the public touched is 3.0, thats it. The morons on Reddit are already talking about 4.0.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:15 |
Toops posted:An excerpt from the fraudulent puff piece tripe from gamestar.de Posted July 2016 on RSI forums by a mod: Toops you're puttin' in some fuckin' serious work today. A+ my dude.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:16 |
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Beet Wagon posted:Toops you're puttin' in some fuckin' serious work today. A+ my dude. I'm jacked to the TITS!!!!
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:17 |
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Toops posted:I'm jacked to the TITS!!!! Where's Solar Plebeian Mr Toopsberts
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:19 |
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Keep on truckin', CIG! I trust you!! take all the time you need!
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:22 |
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Nobody can criticize CIG until they release Star Citizen before they do.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:23 |
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Daztek posted:Where's Solar Plebeian Mr Toopsberts I'm currently refactoring to Item Object Co-Location Heuristic Container System Object Pipeline Fidelity Ball Immersion Interface 6.0. It's going very well and looking good! Gimme a coupl'a weeks.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:25 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Nobody can criticize CIG until they release Star Citizen before they do. Uh, tell me again, how many genre-redefining AAAA games have you single-handedly birthed into this world you worthless fudder? Yeah. That's what I thought. Have fun in your mom's toilet gutter basement buttering up your buttcheeks for your daily deep DEREK dicking, GOONER.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:33 |
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Toops posted:I'm currently refactoring to Item Object Co-Location Heuristic Container System Object Pipeline Fidelity Ball Immersion Interface 6.0. It's going very well and looking good! Can we get it in cornflower blue?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:33 |
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Toops posted:I'm currently refactoring to Item Object Co-Location Heuristic Container System Object Pipeline Fidelity Ball Immersion Interface 6.0. It's going very well and looking good! How many jackets has it got?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:34 |
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Toops posted:Uh, tell me again, how many genre-redefining AAAA games have you single-handedly birthed into this world you worthless fudder? 42
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:35 |
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Hav posted:Can we get it in cornflower blue? YES big nipples big life posted:How many jackets has it got? YES
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:35 |
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Hey Toops, what is the Single Player campaign of Solar Plebian called do you know? That's what I funded and tbh Solar Plebian is secondary ya know?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:42 |
IcarusUpHigh posted:Hey Toops, what is the Single Player campaign of Solar Plebian called do you know? That's what I funded and tbh Solar Plebian is secondary ya know? I got this one, Toops. You know, I get really annoyed when I hear people saying "How come the single player campaign isn't in Solar Plebeian yet?" and stuff like that, because single player - I mean it was just a gamemode used to be a testbed for the mechanics that were going to go into the full game. Things like bird collection and ramming spaceships, that's already in there now. You're already playing it!
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:46 |
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Hav posted:Can we get it in cornflower blue? Heh, nice reference.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:50 |
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Beet Wagon posted:I got this one, Toops. Well that's all I needed to hear, here's another $3000.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:51 |
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- Saw r/DS talking about vile rat - Didn't know who he was - Read about vile rat . . drat. . . I am just a goon toddler at this point. But I wanted to say that I'm happy with you folks. You are all to a degree functional and nice people (and yes I also only barely qualify for that). And poo poo like that stuff on r/DS is disgusting... I know I should know better but drat can't these people have some loving dignity.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 20:58 |
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thegremlich's thought process is devoid of all logic
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:07 |
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Combat Theory posted:But I wanted to say that I'm happy with you folks. We kinda think you're cool too. Rub? Percelus posted:thegremlich's thought process is devoid of all logic His logic is also devoid of thought.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:22 |
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Percelus posted:thegremlich's thought process is devoid of all logic How else would you explain backing the game at this point?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:23 |
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:How else would you explain backing the game at this point? The boundless and intractable depths of human stupidity, the farthest reaches of which have yet to be navigated by man or womankind? The capacity for human delusion in the face of a mechanistic and unfeeling machine of a universe, bent on grinding all to dust, facing inevitability with a feeble swipe at eternity by espousing a cause greater than themselves?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:44 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Nobody can criticize CIG until they release Star Citizen before they do. So the makers of Goat Simulator are able to criticize CIG then.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 21:52 |
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Beet Wagon posted:You know, I get really annoyed when I hear people saying "How come the single player campaign isn't in Solar Plebeian yet?" and stuff like that, because single player - I mean it was just a gamemode used to be a testbed for the mechanics that were going to go into the full game. Things like bird collection and ramming spaceships, that's already in there now. You're already playing it! Would have said it myself but I'm just really busy with these boat reservations. Ehhhhmmmm, Monaco sure has a lot to learn about ehh, streamlined boat rental pipelines. Prolly just gonna go ahead and buy a drat boat myself lol.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:07 |
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Exinos posted:So the makers of Goat Simulator are able to criticize CIG then.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:10 |
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shrach posted:The Mystery of Cloud Imperium Games UK Ltd and the Intellectual Property. Trading of intellectual property between subsidiaries is a classic way to move money around. It's entirely possible those sales and purchases are to and from members of the Roberts family themselves, but I'd wager this is asset-shuffling in action between group companies. It's also quite possible these include likeness rights, music/sound royalties, licences, etc. CIG will have a certain amount of normal creative rights turnover like any large creative company.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:18 |
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https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/912425412957032448
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:24 |
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Hav posted:The boundless and intractable depths of human stupidity, the farthest reaches of which have yet to be navigated by man or womankind? Might as well just pick a story and stick to it. I mean, Einstein proved relativity with maths, and all the gurus say this whole universe is a big fuckin' joke, so why not loosen up and buy some ship jpegs?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:27 |
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What the gently caress is this supposed to mean?
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:30 |
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The Rabbi T. White posted:What the gently caress is this supposed to mean? It's sandi's favorite number and she forces them to use it as often as possible
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:34 |
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thatguy posted:Derek still hasn't posted pictures of his Iron Mountain-esque game vault. Says who? I actually have old ones on my website, from back when that was only the ones I had on the shelf. Now, as I stopped buying boxed games years ago, they're all in temp controlled storage location in containers. I have been planning on constructing a shelf in there, and putting them out, but it's a LOT of work, and I never get find an incentive to do it.
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# ? Sep 25, 2017 22:38 |
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big nipples big life posted:It's sandi's favorite number and she forces them to use it as often as possible I think the excuse is worse than just admitting that they stole it from HHGTTG. "Favourite number" ... what are you, loving 8? Either that or autistic as all Hell.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:I think the excuse is worse than just admitting that they stole it from HHGTTG. "Favourite number" ... what are you, loving 8? Either that or autistic as all Hell. The favorite number thing didn't come from CIG
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