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I like to imagine, in a video game context (of course), that every time a Cyclops gets hit in the eye it shouts "gently caress! GOD drat IT! EVERY FREAKING TIME THEY GO FOR THE EYE."
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Sep 26, 2017 05:46
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Accompanying Ogres: "poo poo man, are you alright?" Cyclops: "I'm... *sssss*... poo poo... I'm fine. It's just still... *god drat* sore from the last one. Someone... would someone please get me my eye drops? Holy gently caress, that smarts."
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Sep 26, 2017 05:54
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Lizard Wizard posted:i'm thinking this could maybe be expanded to cover various lovely versions of harry potter things, perhaps using a low-cost unaccredited magic college (ie lovely hogwarts) as a springboard To be fair, a school where like half the teachers want to murder the students is already pretty lovely when you think about it. Sure there wasn't any cool magic involved at the schools I went to, and I had some bad teachers, but as far as I know none of them were actively plotting to kill me.
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Sep 26, 2017 11:11
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Twenty Four posted:To be fair, a school where like half the teachers want to murder the students is already pretty lovely when you think about it. Also, who coming out of Hogwarts has the math skills to do their taxes? Do any of those kids even know how to write a letter? They're basically drones with no critical thinking skills in either science or humanities. Little magic soldiers with a 10 year old's understanding of the cosmos. |
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Sep 26, 2017 19:36
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Old masters who were rejected from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe |
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Sep 26, 2017 23:30
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Macnult posted:Old masters who were rejected from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe giorgione's cool, but rude caravaggio is a party dude |
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Sep 27, 2017 00:00
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canyoneer posted:giorgione's cool, but rude |
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Sep 27, 2017 00:07
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canyoneer posted:giorgione's cool, but rude |
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Sep 27, 2017 02:37
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"oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus?" but read with varying emphases like "these pretzels are making me thirsty" |
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Sep 27, 2017 04:34
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Macnult posted:Old masters who were rejected from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles universe and bernini is a little tooooo into his spear, ifyanowhaddamean |
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Sep 27, 2017 15:13
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a young ted nugent attempting to convince his parents to let him elope with a pregnant barefoot M-16.
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Sep 27, 2017 15:14
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wil wheaton attempting to free the image of young wesley crusher from the inside of a huge CRT
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Sep 27, 2017 15:15
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Sep 27, 2017 15:48
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Cubone posted:"oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus?" but read with varying emphases like "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (longingly) oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Sep 27, 2017 20:44
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an alternate universe Air-Bud where there actually is a rule in the book that says dogs can't play basketball
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Sep 28, 2017 02:34
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ghost emoji posted:(longingly) oh my god, what is that man doing to his anus |
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Sep 28, 2017 02:38
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air bud goes to texas and discovers theres no rule in the book that says a dog cant get the death penalty
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Sep 28, 2017 02:44
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Sep 28, 2017 03:35
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Dr. Seuss uncensored Sam-I-am: I am Sam. Sam-I-am Kid: That Sam-I-am! That Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Sam-I-am: Do you like green eggs and ham? Kid: I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Sam-I-am: Would you like them here or there? Kid: I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam-I-am. Goddamn. |
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Sep 28, 2017 03:56
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little munchkin posted:an alternate universe Air-Bud where there actually is a rule in the book that says dogs can't play basketball lol |
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Sep 28, 2017 06:47
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I like to think that the composer John Williams is the same one who did the mastering for NHL '96.
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Sep 28, 2017 07:28
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Goon Projects that I think would be good, but doesn't warrant a whole thread; 1: Help me get rid of Ralphie May who is embarrassing me by showing up in the recommendations tab in Netflix
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Sep 28, 2017 11:17
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Ralphie May: the Ex-Lax of Comedy |
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Sep 28, 2017 12:03
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A workshop thread where we develop convoluted schemes for extremely petty revenge |
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Sep 28, 2017 19:04
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A workshop thread where we develop convoluted schemes for extremely petty revenge make the thread, this concept has legs, i mean some EXTREMELY fine gams here |
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Sep 28, 2017 19:05
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Sep 29, 2017 00:22
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im gay
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Sep 29, 2017 00:33
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im the guy who glues the watermelons back together after a Gallagher show, ama
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Sep 29, 2017 02:42
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little munchkin posted:im the guy who glues the watermelons back together after a Gallagher show, ama do you find Gallagher funny?
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Sep 29, 2017 02:56
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Sep 29, 2017 03:06
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little munchkin posted:im the guy who glues the watermelons back together after a Gallagher show, ama lol there is a good thread concept in there about lesser-known sisyphus copycats or contemporaries or whatever sort of a life of brian type of thing like, what did you do to deserve that punishment? steal the gods' secret chili recipe?
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Sep 29, 2017 03:56
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:make the thread, this concept has legs, i mean some EXTREMELY fine gams here yeah do it |
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Sep 29, 2017 07:43
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Manifisto posted:lol roll that forbidden bean footage ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2017 07:44
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TLC's fanmail album but its actually them just reading fan letters for 70 minutes
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Sep 29, 2017 09:24
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A dog that somehow walks around on the ceiling and is an actual "updog".
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Sep 29, 2017 10:40
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Twenty Four posted:A dog that somehow walks around on the ceiling and is an actual "updog". an actual henway that is a road along which thousands of hens run 
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Sep 29, 2017 12:24
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Your SUbtle Revenge: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835878 |
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Sep 29, 2017 17:24
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dont worry too hard if you get asked "what part of a boat would be the boat's dick if they had sex?". Theres no one correct answer, your interviewer is just trying to see how your mind works and how you approach solving problems
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Sep 29, 2017 21:22
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little munchkin posted:dont worry too hard if you get asked "what part of a boat would be the boat's dick if they had sex?". Theres no one correct answer, your interviewer is just trying to see how your mind works and how you approach solving problems haha, that's pretty good.
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