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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Platypus Farm posted:

I want them to harken back to the Good Old Days and find a midget who looks exactly like a miniature braun strowman and then have him demolish the cruiserweight division.

Braunito is the CW champ we deserve

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Platypus Farm posted:

I want them to harken back to the Good Old Days and find a midget who looks exactly like a miniature braun strowman and then have him demolish the cruiserweight division.

just up the pitch of the BRAAAAUN stinger a lil and we're golden

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
bring back Mascarita Dorada as Mini-Bruan

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I also wish for Braun Strowboy.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Faustian Bargain posted:

Roman probably would've gotten over better if they didn't insist on trying to make him John Cena Lite and just let him be a destroyer badass man-of-few-words.

if he were Braun, then

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


Venomous posted:

if he were Braun, then
I mean yeah Braun's booking is great.

Iron Chef Nex
Jan 20, 2005
Serving up a hot buttered stabbing

MotU posted:

just up the pitch of the BRAAAAUN stinger a lil and we're golden

BRAAAAAAAUNmode

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Venomous posted:

if he were Braun, then

braun is over and liked, yes

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

CubsWoo posted:

in 15 years the shield will reunite to lose at wrestlemania in four minutes to a team of one quality indy worker who was the best wrestler in the world circa 2028, one hard-nosed european brawler type with a quirky accent, and yet another anoa'i relative all teamed up and managed by one of stephanie's kids
and then triple h will come out and cut a 30 minute promo on raw about it

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

braun is over and liked, yes

Gonna be real depressing when they go back to trying to siphon any heat he still has to Roman

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Defiance Industries posted:

Gonna be real depressing when they go back to trying to siphon any heat he still has to Roman

It's going to be another Ryback. Like him or not there was a short period where Ryback was legit over with the audience and they decided to squash that as fast as possible.

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

The_Rob posted:

It's going to be another Ryback. Like him or not there was a short period where Ryback was legit over with the audience and they decided to squash that as fast as possible.

Assuming he lives through his incredible amount of gassing, it could just be normal ryback, kept alive by a straight diet of steroids and panera salad

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

Why is Vince okay with Roman obviously never working out. I thought he loved seeing guys lift bigger guys.

Roman never even does the cool crucifix powerbomb anymore.

Edit: like holy poo poo, can Roman even lift Brock in any way shape or format whatsoever?

Billzasilver fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Sep 29, 2017

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Billzasilver posted:

Why is Vince okay with Roman obviously never working out. I thought he loved seeing guys lift bigger guys.

Roman never even does the cool crucifix powerbomb anymore.

Edit: like holy poo poo, can Roman even lift Brock in any way shape or format whatsoever?

he literally did it to cena. it was as bad as always but he does still do it

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That was the one arm deadlift not the crucifix.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Honestly, 90% of the reason Vince keeps pushing him is that everyone loving hates him. Vince buckles down and gets loving crazy whenever people go against him.

Roman's been so bleh that if people responded moderately well, he probably would've been parity booked into oblivion by now in lieu of someone else.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

sportsgenius86 posted:

Honestly, 90% of the reason Vince keeps pushing him is that everyone loving hates him. Vince buckles down and gets loving crazy whenever people go against him.

Roman's been so bleh that if people responded moderately well, he probably would've been parity booked into oblivion by now in lieu of someone else.

We'd better start vociferously booing Lars "Leg Day" Sullivan now, then.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Pro Wrestling Sheet

quote:

Sources with direct knowledge tell us the current plan is for Wyatt to wrestle at TLC using the name Sister Abigail — similar to how Finn Balor becomes The Demon — and he’d wear a different outfit.

From what we’re being told, WWE is NOT planning to introduce a female character with the name.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
its about time for Goldust to retire anyway

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
im ready for spooky santina marrella

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Chris James 2 posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet

oh so he's hillbilly goldust now

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

WadeBartender posted:

I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt

this would be genuinely funny

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


WadeBartender posted:

I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt

please

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Chris James 2 posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet
Figured as much from the promo on Raw. Gonna be really funny reading the reactions to it.

WadeBartender posted:

I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt
holy poo poo Yes

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

WadeBartender posted:

I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

WadeBartender posted:

I hope Sister Abigail uses the same finisher but calls it Bray Wyatt

Except it never beats anyone

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Bray's gonna cosplay as a spooky nun

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet

Am I the only one who doesn't hate this? It's dumb but it's fun dumb.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

schweens posted:

Bray's gonna cosplay as a spooky nun

So spoopy. He'll do his crabwalk and fall over because his wimple gets in his eyes.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
the Three Faces of Rotunda

Husky
Bray
Abigail

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
My fantasy booking of this all ending in Bray and Finn going out on a date just keeps looking more likely

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Am I the only one who doesn't hate this? It's dumb but it's fun dumb.

I honestly expect Bray to put way more effort into having an alter ego gimmick than Finn does

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

OctoberCountry posted:

I honestly expect Bray to put way more effort into having an alter ego gimmick than Finn does

They are both cool and good IMO.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

My fantasy booking of this all ending in Bray and Finn going out on a date just keeps looking more likely

lol

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

SamuraiFoochs posted:

They are both cool and good IMO.

Finn's good but it's not like being "the demon" changes that much about him other than his entrance. I can see Bray doing more to alter his in-ring work and mannerisms if he's doing a possessed gimmick.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Chris James 2 posted:

Pro Wrestling Sheet

Most of the time WWE is very bad but sometimes it can be very good too.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

I for one am glad that they're finally doing the LGBT storyline Steph promised

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

OctoberCountry posted:

Finn's good but it's not like being "the demon" changes that much about him other than his entrance. I can see Bray doing more to alter his in-ring work and mannerisms if he's doing a possessed gimmick.

True. Still like the demon anyway.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

This is a significantly better story idea than The Shield Reunion

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